Animal Breeding Horror Show - Featuring trendy bulldogs, exotic bullies and the dog cum cartel

[David Glowie]

I could compile a bunch of hell horses, if anyone wants.

That sounds really interesting. Horrific, but interesting.

 

[Crex Crex]

Disturbingly, this kinda breeding for bad traits exists in horses, too.
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These horse have double muscling. This also leads to them having seizures a LOT. They're useless animals referred to as "halter bred". Can't ride it, or work with it. They're marked as HYPP N/H for this trait, it's legit something bred into the line.
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The opposite of those horrible looking arabians. It's like a goat.
I could compile a bunch of hell horses, if anyone wants.

These horses look like Paraceratherium.

What is it with bad animal breeding and prehistoric creatures?

 

[S.C.U.D.]

These horses look like Paraceratherium.
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What is it with bad animal breeding and prehistoric creatures?

That reminds me, there was a project to "breed back" the now-extinct Auroch, the wild ancestor of cows, which went extinct in the 17th century, which consists of breeding cows to superficially look like Aurochs, then releasing them into the wild to "rewild" central Europe. A bunch of them died of starvation and the population is now managed to ensure they don't all die off again. The Dutch and Germans have both tried this with basically the same results.

 

[Crex Crex]

That reminds me, there was a project to "breed back" the now-extinct Auroch, the wild ancestor of cows, which went extinct in the 17th century, which consists of breeding cows to superficially look like Aurochs, then releasing them into the wild to "rewild" central Europe. A bunch of them died of starvation and the population is now managed to ensure they don't all die off again. The Dutch and Germans have both tried this with basically the same results.
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The aurochs back-breeding experiments are actually going relatively well. I think what you are referring to was what happened in 2019 when a bunch of animals starved in a dutch wildlife park. That was due to having no predators and breeding out of control though.

In any case, breeding cows to look like aurochsen can't be compared to skeeming or hell horses. Back-breeding efforts try to maintain inbreeding at a minimum by adding fresh material to the gene pool every now and then, and at least their goal is a functional organism rather than Bape's bovine counterpart.

Also, on the topic of cattle breeding, here's an actual SMASHED cow:

This is the niata, an argentinian cattle breed that is now extinct. Despite their short face, they apparently did not have any issue with it and were as healthy as any other cow.

 

[batteredpancakes]

they apparently did not have any issue with it and were as healthy as any other cow.

I wonder how true that actually is. Here's a skull compared to a normal cow.

Apparently they were a dwarf breed. It's probably not a coincidence that they have a similar face difference as human dwarves.

 

[Deez Nuts]

Disturbingly, this kinda breeding for bad traits exists in horses, too.
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These horse have double muscling. This also leads to them having seizures a LOT. They're useless animals referred to as "halter bred". Can't ride it, or work with it. They're marked as HYPP N/H for this trait, it's legit something bred into the line.
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The opposite of those horrible looking arabians. It's like a goat.
I could compile a bunch of hell horses, if anyone wants.

Please do!

Toadline is such cancer. Sorry if these were posted at one point. I had to stop looking at these poor dogs for a bit and mighta missed it.

Spoiler: Abominations

Why’s it’s head look like a cabbage patch doll.

This reddit link is pretty good.

 

[Cuntspiracy Man]

they make fucking movie posters for these things

>in cinemas THIS SUMMER
>ROCKO and LIL TING
>in an adventure that is sure to be
>SMASHING

 

[Lady Bizness]

they make fucking movie posters for these things

>in cinemas THIS SUMMER
>ROCKO and LIL TING
>in an adventure that is sure to be
>SMASHING

It makes me wonder if this isn't someone's whole side business. Kind of like how those beauty pageant moms have those horribly fake photos done of their children. Like, these posters are terrible, but the aesthetic is consistent and appears like a lot of work and skill of a certain kind went into it that your average backyard breeder wouldn't be able to do.

 

[VisceraNexus]

Toadline is such cancer. Sorry if these were posted at one point. I had to stop looking at these poor dogs for a bit and mighta missed it.

It's such an awful thing to look into, the answer to how these "exotic" inbred dogs are legal that the person is asking. There's a reason why puppy mills are still a thing at all, specifically in the US. Regulations for animal breeding here are pathetic. On the federal level, the standards and regulations are so extremely minimal and most people are unaware of that.

For instance, animals need to be "observed" by their caretaker just once a day. At least once a day, they need to be provided clean food and water. If the temperatures are above 85f, they need access to one source of ventilation. Their living area needs to be easily sanitized. They need structures that protect them from injury and exposure. For living quarters, the minimum requirements are that the cage they are in has 6 inches of space above the dogs head, and for a dog that is 31 inches long, it would need about 9.5 square feet of enclosure. You're only required to provide the dog with exercise (walks, runs, etc) if the enclosure is not 2 times as large as their minimum square footage. So 9.5x2=19 square feet. That's all a dog "needs" (federally) to have "adequate exercise."

About 18 states total have regulations, licenses, and inspections that go beyond the federal standards. Every single other state either has further regulations but no inspections, or no further regulations or inspections whatsoever.

This is how backyard breeding got so out of hand, this is why it's legal to breed dogs like this. It's just really sad, and really inexcusable.

 

[Gabagool Fan]

How healthy are sphinx cats? I know the little dudes who look like weiner dogs are surprisingly robust.

 

[Deez Nuts]

How healthy are sphinx cats? I know the little dudes who look like weiner dogs are surprisingly robust.

From my understand they are fairly healthy. They just need extra care in the form of baths and consideration for their warmth cause they have no hair.

 

[User names must be unique]

they make fucking movie posters for these things

And video teasers

 

[Brain Power]

How can I unsee that video of a Cavalier King Charles Spaniel screaming in pain from syringomyelia that was posted on the MATI thread? Don't wanna link it, it just hurted too much

 

[David Glowie]

How can I unsee that video of a Cavalier King Charles Spaniel screaming in pain from syringomyelia that was posted on the MATI thread? Don't wanna link it, it just hurted too much

Cavs are such a sad case. They're the sweetest, most good-natured little dogs, and they'd be perfect for most city and suburban family-pet use cases...except that they're horribly inbred and if the painful brain condition doesn't get them, the heart disease will.

 

[Deez Nuts]

And video teasers

Oh wow they do protection work with these things

The whole thing is edited like it’s a reality TV show. The having their “security” thing with them and them saying people kept “wanting their picture and video” was funny. No they didn’t. No one even knows who you are.

 

[BunchofMunch]

My guilty pleasure lately has been reading dyslexic slapfights between trash people in comments on various social media, so it was only a matter of time before Facebook was going to recommend some of the frog dog breeders to me;

Looking like cursed AI;

And of course inbred to shit (sorry about the quality being absolute ass, I guess it's been screenshotted one too many times by Cooney himself):

..and Bape is the smashed and slammed Adam I suppose, all frog dogs stem from him:

The breeder is a true trashy wigga, looking almost as stupid as the poor dogs he's torturing:

But maybe worst of all: he's done fucking MERLE frog dogs!
These people are the worst.

 

[Deez Nuts]

My guilty pleasure lately has been reading dyslexic slapfights between trash people in comments on various social media, so it was only a matter of time before Facebook was going to recommend some of the frog dog breeders to me;
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Looking like cursed AI;
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And of course inbred to shit (sorry about the quality being absolute ass, I guess it's been screenshotted one too many times by Cooney himself):
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..and Bape is the smashed and slammed Adam I suppose, all frog dogs stem from him:
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The breeder is a true trashy wigga, looking almost as stupid as the poor dogs he's torturing:
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But maybe worst of all: he's done fucking MERLE frog dogs! View attachment 5963921
These people are the worst.

I refuse to believe MLB PIMPY can walk using the power of it’s own legs.

Holy shit this dude’s facebook is a wild ride.

Spoiler: Slammed and Smashed

These posters are and always will be funny because they are made to be taken seriously.


The man knows the right stuff to sell to his fellow toad dog people. I give him that.


How many of these dogs are dying from this shit breeding. This dog looks all fucked up in this pic. I am not surprised she died.


One of his dogs is named “pablo escabark” which is kinda funny. I would love the name if it wasn’t on one of these genetic nightmares. Unfortunately no posters of them.

 

[The Feline Solution]

Disturbingly, this kinda breeding for bad traits exists in horses, too.
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These horse have double muscling. This also leads to them having seizures a LOT. They're useless animals referred to as "halter bred". Can't ride it, or work with it. They're marked as HYPP N/H for this trait, it's legit something bred into the line.
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The opposite of those horrible looking arabians. It's like a goat.
I could compile a bunch of hell horses, if anyone wants.

Goddamnit, i laughed hard at that last horsie. He looks so miserable with his drooping snout and tiny, human-like mouth. "The knacker man is coming!" "... h'okay "

My guilty pleasure lately has been reading dyslexic slapfights between trash people in comments on various social media, so it was only a matter of time before Facebook was going to recommend some of the frog dog breeders to me;
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Looking like cursed AI;
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And of course inbred to shit (sorry about the quality being absolute ass, I guess it's been screenshotted one too many times by Cooney himself):
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..and Bape is the smashed and slammed Adam I suppose, all frog dogs stem from him:
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The breeder is a true trashy wigga, looking almost as stupid as the poor dogs he's torturing:
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But maybe worst of all: he's done fucking MERLE frog dogs! View attachment 5963921
These people are the worst.

Matt Cooney, more like Matt Pooney. Dude looks ftm as hell. All these people involved in SMASHING and SLAMMING need to be devoured by wild dogs.

 

[David Glowie]

But maybe worst of all: he's done fucking MERLE frog dogs!
These people are the worst.

I suppose the idea is that if it can't walk, why would it need to see or hear?

 

[The Feline Solution]

How can I unsee that video of a Cavalier King Charles Spaniel screaming in pain from syringomyelia that was posted on the MATI thread? Don't wanna link it, it just hurted too much

Oof, brutal. Reminds me of a dogbreeding documentary i once watched where the Cavalier King Charles Spaniels were snapping at invisible flies all the time. Their cranium is too small for their brains, the brain presses against bone, resulting in visual hallucinations, seizures and other bad things. Thank you for not linking it.