Trainwreck The Empathic Nutritionist / Empathic Mamahood / Robyn Grogitsky-Ramirez / Luna Elva Ramirez / Glenn Ramirez / Atlas Glenn Standford Ramirez - Eyefucking Sociopath Selfie Addict Mother and Closeted Gymrat Pothead Father who use Instagram to Parade their Homemade Homunculus Tard Baby Created by their Refusal to Follow any Medical Oversights

[LonesomeDud]

Oaken sounds like the sort of name you'd see in a shitty YA supernatural romance story on Wattpad. "Prom is fast approaching, and Mary Sue, a ordinary human high school student, must choose between Azrael Slavick the vampire, Hudson Rover the werewolf and Oaken Barkley the prince of the ents".

Like half of Kiwi women would scorn it in BP and half your husbands would see this garbage on the nightstand.

"I'm hate-reading it!"

 

[Andoxico]

No one thinks weights will fall through steel. The concern is that if something unpredictable occurred and Glenn startled/dropped the weight they'd have one giant head baby and one flat head baby.

This is just pearl-clutching. If you get startled you're not going to jump out of your socks with 200lbs on your back.

There's a reason gyms and weight-lifting areas are off-limits to small kids: there's a huge potential for them to get hurt on accident.

I agree there's a lot of machinery and lifts that could harm kids, but calf raises isn't one of them. This is unironically safer than when people hold their kids above their head and do those little tosses in the air.

 

[Umaibae]

Gdi, I am away from KF for while not only Archivist Becks but also this horror cow has a new tiny and defenseless human to fuck up AND Luna is still unalive. Something's seriously wrong with this world.

They're not even the only ones. Sammie Bushart also had a baby this year.

Unfortunately, so did the Lavery/Ortbergs

I left KF for a long time — came back because the only cow I really follow had the main discussion platform banned — and all of these facts were just horrifying for me to learn.

We need a KF Babymaker Thunderdome. Which baby is worse off? My money is on Reeeebekah’s threesome spawn.

Lots of people who want kids and can’t have them (and would make great parents) in this world — and the universe spites them all by allowing people like this to breed.

 

[unexpected onions]

We need a KF Babymaker Thunderdome. Which baby is worse off? My money is on Reeeebekah’s threesome spawn.

As boneheaded as Robyn and Glen are, their baby still has by far the highest chance of making it to adulthood without being molested or killed. The others are doomed.

 

[The Judean People's Front]

This is just pearl-clutching. If you get startled you're not going to jump out of your socks with 200lbs on your back.


I agree there's a lot of machinery and lifts that could harm kids, but calf raises isn't one of them. This is unironically safer than when people hold their kids above their head and do those little tosses in the air.

Ok Gymbrah. Thanks for enlightening all of us about how great it is to have unsupervised toddlers run around while people lift giant weights up and down. Sounds extremely safe. Godspeed any kiddos in your care.

 

[ZB927]

We need a KF Babymaker Thunderdome. Which baby is worse off? My money is on Reeeebekah’s threesome spawn.

I see you've never read the Samantha Violet Bushart thread in the Deathfats section. All of those kids are fucked - one is still in utero at the halfway mark and will never see the light of day, if it's lucky. Mom, pregnancy faker though she is, has roaring, garden-variety T2 diabetes when she's not pregnant, but vapes, gets high and eats whatever she wants even when she is pregnant. Her last "completed" pregnancy ended with a deformed flipper baby who died right after birth, after sharing its gestational period with its dead, decomposing twin. Her literally retarded, meth smoking husband boyfriend is most assuredly a child-molester and lies about being in the military. Her 7 year old son, who is still in pull-ups, rides around with no booster seat even on long car trips, sleeps in bed with his mom and her husband boyfriend, and also has diabetes but they let him eat whatever. And that's just one example.

FUCKED.

Disclaimer - I haven't read the Bex thread in a long time but I have a hard time believing anyone is as bad off as Kim's or Sammie's kids.

 

[The Judean People's Front]

Disclaimer - I haven't read the Bex thread in a long time

Let's just agree all these kids are fucked in different ways. With Bex's kid it might be literal if she keeps posting baby nearly nude on her Twitter.

 

[unexpected onions]

Let's just agree all these kids are fucked in different ways. With Bex's kid it might be literal if she keeps posting baby nearly nude on her Twitter.

Don't forget that she also dreams of filling all the bedrooms in her house with "queer" people which would definitely end badly for Hannah. Luckily she's so unpleasant to be around that it will never happen. Even pedos aren't desperate enough to stay with Becky just to get access to one child.

 

[Trombonista]

This is just pearl-clutching. If you get startled you're not going to jump out of your socks with 200lbs on your back.


I agree there's a lot of machinery and lifts that could harm kids, but calf raises isn't one of them. This is unironically safer than when people hold their kids above their head and do those little tosses in the air.

Counterargument: Glenn is an idiot who has never done anything to make the gymrage safe for kids. I'm sure he could find a way to make even calf raises unsafe.

 

[Andoxico]

Counterargument: Glenn is an idiot who has never done anything to make the gymrage safe for kids. I'm sure he could find a way to make even calf raises unsafe.

That's fair

 

[Barbarella]

Have we seen Woodys face lately? Wondering about those eyes still.

 

[Golden Bat]

Regarding an infant having puffy eyes weeks after birth, formula milk can cause that reaction sometimes if it includes cow milk proteins, which the infant could be allergic to. It is rectified by switching formula or using breastmilk. This would be embarassing if true, since unless I'm wrong, she was presenting it as if she wasn't using formula to supplement. From my understanding it is generally frowned upon to use formula this early, so I wouldn't be surprised if she omitted it whilst posting online. It can also happen if the infant excessively rubs their eyes, though, so don't take that as a smoking gun. I guess I feel like these would be easier things to assume over anything like kidney issues given how young he is.

Spoiler: Bemused Kvetching About Instamommies and Why Their Kids Will Grow Up Resenting Them.

I was reading an article about how the first of those to grow up in the "post my child 24/7 on social media" era often feel horrified or even violated by realizing how there is so much information about them before they were able to even cognify what a picture was, much less the implication of sensitive moments being on the internet forever. I mean, I think most of us would agree we don't want pictures of us shitting ourselves freely available to prospective employers, but this is going to be the reality of some Instagram / Tiktok parents kids whether or not they're okay with it. Because once upon a time, their mom wanted to upload a funny diaper blowout on an account bearing a full, legal name of the child. Which was then archived and now shows up in search results for their name. I'd not be surprised if name changes become more common in a decade or so for this reason alone.

I think part of this could be excused by internet naivety or misplaced optimism in Facebook's ability to keep your "Friends" list truly private. On the other hand, anyone still willing to post dozens of baby pics when they have an entire hate-thread dedicated to them certainly sees their progeny as nothing more than an extension of themselves to farm sweet e-Clout with, consequences be damned. Some narcissists are overly protective of their kids well into their adulthood, and almost textbook in how they go about it. This is like....the opposite side of the same coin to me, and an extremely pathetic side at that.

Let's say 12 years from now Woody logs onto the internet for a bit and discovers that there are SEVERAL pages discussing his baby pictures, whether he looks like he has Downs or not, and that not even his time inside the womb was sacred from discussion of strangers, all because his mother couldn't shut the fuck up on the internet. No matter how morally righteous someone wants to be over whether that is okay or not, the fact of the matter is she opened him up for that in the first place.

I am not sure if anything like this has already happened given Kiwifarms has had a fair amount of time on the internet, but I would eat my thumbs if we don't eventually see a kid realize later on down the road that they were screwed before the ship even sailed. Whether it comes from a classmate with little internet restrictions informing them, or them spending too long trawling online themselves. That kid is already screwed and signed up for a lifetime of complexes and mental health issues related to his absolutely batshit mother even if he somehow manages to be a healthy and developmentally sound baby. Even if she stops posting for the rest of his childhood, the very first days of his existence are probably going to be solidified forever online, and not in a good way.

 

[Kosher Salt]

Counterargument: Glenn is an idiot who has never done anything to make the gymrage safe for kids. I'm sure he could find a way to make even calf raises unsafe.

I don't expect him to drop the weights, or even lose control momentarily and let one end of the bar dip, but it certainly makes me at least a little bit uncomfortable to see anything in his immediate area that could potentially put him off balance while he's balancing 200 or so pounds of weights on his shoulders.

 

[Barbarella]

I would eat my thumbs if we don't eventually see a kid realize later on down the road that they were screwed before the ship even sailed.

Two words for ya: Ruby Franke.

The older ones who had moved out and were never physically abused like the youngest, still hate their parents. They complained, when still young, that because of 8 passengers they had no friends and were teased mercilessly. No comfort at home either.

 

[The Judean People's Front]

I don't expect him to drop the weights, or even lose control momentarily and let one end of the bar dip, but it certainly makes me at least a little bit uncomfortable to see anything in his immediate area that could potentially put him off balance while he's balancing 200 or so pounds of weights on his shoulders.

Not to continue to belabor the point, but like, what if something snapped/broke within Gymbrah's musculoskeletal system? What if during one of those calf raises his knee decides now is the time to suddenly dislocate because his stance/technique wasn't right because he's not being spotted? Or if his back spasmed really violently?

So Glenn crumples under the weight and takes Atlas out at the same time. Maybe Robyn's hoping for that.

 

[GenociderSyo]

Robyn IG:

Glenn IG:

 

[Berserker Armor]

Robyn IG:
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Hold the phone. Robyn out of the house with just atlas (and acorn I assume)?? Robyn out of the house in general??? I don’t know the last time or if she’s ever posted about going out any where by herself without Luna or isn’t that weird chiropractor. I know her and Glenn have gone places for dinner by themselves. They go see his family. Weird to see.


Also that is a visibly Hispanic baby.

 

[VisceraNexus]

I doubt the kid has down's, but I am curious if she takes her actual non-spud kids to actual doctors at least occasionally. Has Atlas ever had a basic checkup?

I realize this is exceptionally late but I've been swamped and am just now catching back up in this thread, but I highly doubt it. She gets zero pre-natal care including even a simple ultrasound, refuses to go to a hospital for birth, cuts their ties, both her and Glenn are staunchly anti "big pharma" and anti-vax, there's not a chance in my mind that Atlas has ever been in a legitimate clinic. The closest he has probably ever gotten has been his grandma sneakily checking him over because she's a nurse. I have no idea what their plans are per schooling, but considering the southwestern portion of the US is pretty big on woo and crunchy living, there are probably (I use this term loosely) "education centers" she could take Atlas to or a way to "homeschool" her kids since she doesn't work.

I really hope the moment Atlas is old enough he can get away from them, they will ruin every single bit of potential he has for a decent life if he doesn't.

 

[ZB927]

Her last "completed" pregnancy ended with a deformed flipper baby who died right after birth

Let's just agree all these kids are fucked in different ways. With Bex's kid it might be literal if she keeps posting baby nearly nude on her Twitter.

Her name is Kim and she posted this a few minutes ago because flipper baby would have turned 2 in a couple of days. I'm going to spoiler these because it's a dead, deformed baby being held by 2 aggressively ugly women.

Spoiler: Nightmare fuel

 

[Free the Pedos]

Her name is Kim and she posted this a few minutes ago because flipper baby would have turned 2 in a couple of days. I'm going to spoiler these because it's a dead, deformed baby being held by 2 aggressively ugly women.

Spoiler: Nightmare fuel

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That is a delusion you hold, stalker child. Bex is posting her nude normal baby on X, Kim is posting her weirdly clothed miscarried baby on FB.
WTF am I doing with my life that I know this shit.