Trainwreck The Empathic Nutritionist / Empathic Mamahood / Robyn Grogitsky-Ramirez / Luna Elva Ramirez / Glenn Ramirez / Atlas Glenn Standford Ramirez - Eyefucking Sociopath Selfie Addict Mother and Closeted Gymrat Pothead Father who use Instagram to Parade their Homemade Homunculus Tard Baby Created by their Refusal to Follow any Medical Oversights

[Bakarina]

Atlas is still so stinking cute (he was so excited over his new bunk bed!). Nugget is also adorable. I hope that they have a good sibling bond as they grow up because they're going to need it.

 

[unexpected onions]

Glenn IG:

In this one he looks like he has williams syndrome, especially the ears and nose, but he's probably just a weird looking baby. Fingers crossed he's normal, it would suck for Atlas to have a full potato and a half potato as siblings.

 

[Dysnomia]

In this one he looks like he has williams syndrome, especially the ears and nose, but he's probably just a weird looking baby. Fingers crossed he's normal, it would suck for Atlas to have a full potato and a half potato as siblings.

I'm hoping little Sycamore is just fine and is just going through the squished and puffy phase.

 

[Say What Now?]

Can we stop already with the "pick a genetic disease" please? From all outward appearances this kid looks fine. Yes, even his "puffy" eyes. The kid's whole face is just gordito mexicano which the eyes match. Hopefully his brain is healthy too.

 

[Free the Pedos]

Can we stop already with the "pick a genetic disease" please? From all outward appearances this kid looks fine. Yes, even his "puffy" eyes. The kid's whole face is just gordito mexicano which the eyes match. Hopefully his brain is healthy too.

The kid is 12 days old and Kiwis are like “definitely has Creutzfeldt-Jakob disease.”

 

[Hongourable Madisha]

> puffy frog-like eyes
> Mexican

I'm gonna call him Pepe.

 

[The Judean People's Front]

I may have stumbled on what possessed her to pick "Oaken" as Pubert's government name. There's a really popular Instagram account called @Reallyverycrunchy who does lite satire of the woo-Moms, while still being one herself. Her kid's name is "Oaks" apparently. Even though it's satire, a TON of Woo Moms watch @Reallyverycrunchy as aspirational/"oh my god, it's literally me" when none of them have an ounce of self-deprecation in them.

 

[LonesomeDud]

Some Asian/half Asian newborns are especially froggy looking at birth, and a lot of Filipinos look like Mexicans to my white eyes. Diagnosis: Mexican at birth.

 

[Bakarina]

Some Asian/half Asian newborns are especially froggy looking at birth, and a lot of Filipinos look like Mexicans to my white eyes. Diagnosis: Mexican at birth.

Filipinos have a lot of Mexican ancestry and the 2 countries have history with each other. Had a Filipino coworker that once described the place as "the Mexico of Asia", and in some parts of the Philippines their culture is closer to what you find in Latin America than in Asia.

I hope, for little Nuggets sake, that he ends up being a perfectly happy and healthy baby boy.

 

[TismFarmer]

I think Woody is just suffering from the effects of being AHAB.
That is, Assigned Hispanic At Birth.

 

[Hongourable Madisha]

Oaken sounds like the sort of name you'd see in a shitty YA supernatural romance story on Wattpad. "Prom is fast approaching, and Mary Sue, a ordinary human high school student, must choose between Azrael Slavick the vampire, Hudson Rover the werewolf and Oaken Barkley the prince of the ents".

 

[isalaide]

Oaken sounds like the sort of name you'd see in a shitty YA supernatural romance story on Wattpad. "Prom is fast approaching, and Mary Sue, a ordinary human high school student, must choose between Azrael Slavick the vampire, Hudson Rover the werewolf and Oaken Barkley the prince of the ents".

Please write this. I am especially interested in Oaken Barkley prince of the ents

 

[Dr. Nick Riviera]

Wow, I didn’t even notice that. I know the hue of breastmilk changes throughout the day and even during the same pumping session, varying from golden yellow to almost bluish, but it’s the exact perfect white of the (cow’s?) milk in the background. Pretty sus.

Yuuup. And early morning milk tends to be bluish, and whatever you pump after the baby feeds is often whitish-yellow. Milk in the first few days postpartum is often quite yellow and small in quantity (but high in antibodies and fat).

Also, if you let freshly pumped milk stand for more than a few minutes, the fat starts to separate, because it has not been homogenized. Cow's milk has been homogenized, which is what gives it that perfect uniform white color.

NO WAY did she pump 12 ounces after feeding a baby all night that soon after delivering. Is this the crunchy mom version of a dick measuring contest? Lol. Lmao, even.

 

[IBrokeBob]

Baby Acorn is cute. I imagine it will be left up to Atlas to teach Lil Acorn about the nuts and veggies in the family tree. I have a dream that Atlas will teach Acorn to utter his first phrase "Healys are a scam!!"

 

[Optavia Sales Rep]

Baby Acorn is cute. I imagine it will be left up to Atlas to teach Lil Acorn about the nuts and veggies in the family tree. I have a dream that Atlas will teach Acorn to utter his first phrase "Healys are a scam!!"

Acorn is a pretty cute nickname for Oaken ngl

 

[Evan]

GET OUT FROM UNDER THE WEIGHTS, ATLASSSSSSSSS AHHHHHHHH

My husband thought I hurt myself because of the sound I made when his little head was under the weights. I would be livid if he allowed any of our kids to walk right there! Come on, Gymbrah. Protect ONE of your kids' brains?

I'm highly amused by all the tree themed names we're coming up with. Robyn, it's not too late to give your kid a better name!

 

[The Judean People's Front]

 

[Andoxico]

GET OUT FROM UNDER THE WEIGHTS, ATLASSSSSSSSS AHHHHHHHH

My husband thought I hurt myself because of the sound I made when his little head was under the weights. I would be livid if he allowed any of our kids to walk right there! Come on, Gymbrah. Protect ONE of your kids' brains?

Atlas is perfectly safe, weights don't just fall through solid steel. Gymbrah is even using barbell clamps so the weights don't slide off the end. He's also only doing calf raises meaning it's not a lift where failure means you have to drop the weight like if you're doing squats or benchpressing.

 

[The Judean People's Front]

Atlas is perfectly safe, weights don't just fall through solid steel. Gymbrah is even using barbell clamps so the weights don't slide off the end. He's also only doing calf raises meaning it's not a lift where failure means you have to drop the weight like if you're doing squats or benchpressing.

No one thinks weights will fall through steel. The concern is that if something unpredictable occurred and Glenn startled/dropped the weight they'd have one giant head baby and one flat head baby.

There's a reason gyms and weight-lifting areas are off-limits to small kids: there's a huge potential for them to get hurt on accident.

 

[Android raptor]

Plus Atlas could try to play with and get hurt by other equipment while Glenn isn't looking.