Skitzocow Nate Spidgewood / Nathaniel Edward Speed / Nate Speed / Nathaniel43284 - Blangry Wannabe Cartoonist, Bedwetter. Banned many times on TV Tropes/Wikipedia/Wikia/etc.

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God what I wouldn't do to get him on a phone call and see if he does the same exact things he does online while talking to other people
 
StoneKnightMan said:
so guys. back on october 6th was nate's 10th anniversary of nate's encyclopedia dramatica page. and back on monday october 11th was the 10th anniversary of nate spidgewood's thread when @SPARKLETWAT made it. and to this day nate still hasn't gotten over his irrational obsession over wikis and TVTropes. i was still in high school when he started his edit war against tvtropes LOL.

pretty much like moleman. i saw @Enig celebrate the 10th anniversary of moleman's kiwi farms thread. and both nate and moleman seem to have some things in common.

they're both autistic, they both have irrational obsessions with wikis and tvtropes but moleman grew out of his while nate didn't. they have made multiple sockpuppet accounts on wikia after being banned. had DA accounts and caused drama while on there. and they have both met the ire of gethn7

what a ride this has been @NerdShamer
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All my love to Moleman. He was a quirky dude but a perfectly nice guy with some problems, and I'm glad to hear he's grown as a person. I always tried to be nice to him but I feel like I played a bit too much part in messing with him. Of course, the Avan-Verse was just plain ol' fun. Still, I hope he's having a great life now.

As for Spidewood... well, best wishes to him to. He clearly needs him. Jesus, the guy's deranged. I don't think I've ever seen anyone this fucked. I suspect his parents messed him up pretty bad.

Enig said:
God what I wouldn't do to get him on a phone call and see if he does the same exact things he does online while talking to other people
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"YOU SHOULD HAVE NEVER CALLED ME YOU FUCKING TRUMP SUPPORTING TROLL! PUNCHES YOU IN THE FACE, KICKS YOU IN THE BALLS AND SETS YOU ON FIRE."
"Baba Booey!"
"AAAAA!!! NOO!!! PUNCHES YOU IN THE FACE AGAIN FOR SAYING BOBA BOOEY TO ME."

He just yells his RP actions out loud.
 
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"YOU SHOULD HAVE NEVER CALLED ME YOU FUCKING TRUMP SUPPORTING TROLL! PUNCHES YOU IN THE FACE, KICKS YOU IN THE BALLS AND SETS YOU ON FIRE."
"Baba Booey!"
"AAAAA!!! NOO!!! PUNCHES YOU IN THE FACE AGAIN FOR SAYING BOBA BOOEY TO ME."

He just yells his RP actions out loud.
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Now imagine him being duped into talking to Moleman through the ol' PLA three way method.

"DUDE, that is violent harassment, Trump didn't do anything wrong why are you wanting to punch my face"
"SHUT UP YOU TRUMP LOVER TEENAGER! PUNCHES YOU IN THE DICK FOR BEING A NAZI!"
"What the fuck I am not a nazi stop talking to me like that, talk to me in your normal way, this is roleplay trolling"
"PUNCHES YOU IN THE DICK AGAIN FOR CALLING ME A TROLL!!!!!! I AM PUNCHING YOU IN THE FACE NOT KISSING YOU!!!!!!"
 
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Enig said:
Now imagine him being duped into talking to Moleman through the ol' PLA three way method.

"DUDE, that is violent harassment, Trump didn't do anything wrong why are you wanting to punch my face"
"SHUT UP YOU TRUMP LOVER TEENAGER! PUNCHES YOU IN THE DICK FOR BEING A NAZI!"
"What the fuck I am not a nazi stop talking to me like that, talk to me in your normal way, this is roleplay trolling"
"PUNCHES YOU IN THE DICK AGAIN FOR CALLING ME A TROLL!!!!!! I AM PUNCHING YOU IN THE FACE NOT KISSING YOU!!!!!!"
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Nothing trumps (har) someone tricking Spidge into saying "PUNCHES YOU IN THE FACE FOR SAYING THAT I HAVE SEX WITH WOMEN (WHICH I DON'T)".
 
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Counterfeit Obol said:
Nothing trumps (har) someone tricking Spidge into saying "PUNCHES YOU IN THE FACE FOR SAYING THAT I HAVE SEX WITH WOMEN (WHICH I DON'T)".
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Another golden one was back in that /cow/ thread where he didn't catch onto the wordfiltering in time so he said something to the effect of "KISSES YOU IN THE MOUTH FOR CALLING ME GAY!!!!!!!! BACK THE FUCK OFF??????"
 
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Enig said:
Another golden one was back in that /cow/ thread where he didn't catch onto the wordfiltering in time so he said something to the effect of "KISSES YOU IN THE MOUTH FOR CALLING ME GAY!!!!!!!! BACK THE FUCK OFF??????"
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"SUCKS YOUR DICK IN THE FACE" still gets me collapsing into hysterics.
 
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Nothing trumps (har) someone tricking Spidge into saying "PUNCHES YOU IN THE FACE FOR SAYING THAT I HAVE SEX WITH WOMEN (WHICH I DON'T)".
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I'll never forget him calling Stone and Geth "EVIL HITLER WHORE/BITCH". Out of all his stupid rants, those still have to be his best ones by far.

Speaking of him. He logged back into his Reddit account (out of all things) a couple months ago just to make this random post. Screenshot_20240115_234641_Reddit.jpg
https://www.reddit.com/r/Franko/s/jGMDM0zpZ6
 
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Smithfield Ham said:
All my love to Moleman. He was a quirky dude but a perfectly nice guy with some problems, and I'm glad to hear he's grown as a person. I always tried to be nice to him but I feel like I played a bit too much part in messing with him. Of course, the Avan-Verse was just plain ol' fun. Still, I hope he's having a great life now.

As for Spidewood... well, best wishes to him to. He clearly needs him. Jesus, the guy's deranged. I don't think I've ever seen anyone this fucked. I suspect his parents messed him up pretty bad.


"YOU SHOULD HAVE NEVER CALLED ME YOU FUCKING TRUMP SUPPORTING TROLL! PUNCHES YOU IN THE FACE, KICKS YOU IN THE BALLS AND SETS YOU ON FIRE."
"Baba Booey!"
"AAAAA!!! NOO!!! PUNCHES YOU IN THE FACE AGAIN FOR SAYING BOBA BOOEY TO ME."

He just yells his RP actions out loud.
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Given just how ultra-conservative he is, demonstrating tons of overlaps between republicunts and level 2+ sperglets other than the hatred of change and the childish social and cognitive rigidity, it's not surprising if he's hiding in the closet by denying his crush on Trump.
 
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Instead of simply getting his house banned from the internet, has there been any effort to get him mental help and penalize his parents for enabling whatever it is that makes him a lolcow and letting his inner manchild take over him by neglecting him? He's almost 29 years old, and is still the exact same person as an entire decade ago. Like CWC, he comes from lazy and neglectful parents who never made any effort to treat his developmental problems except for a bit of speech therapy. Like Chibiyama, he's been deeply suffering throughout his adult life, and both's current state is unsustainable, meaning they will either die or get locked up in a psych ward any time soon if nothing is done. I read either here or somewhere else that he's even worse in real life, and gets locked up in a padded room whenever he has a meltdown.
 
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Found the open sauce said:
Instead of simply getting his house banned from the internet, has there been any effort to get him mental help and penalize his parents for enabling whatever it is that makes him a lolcow and letting his inner manchild take over him by neglecting him?
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As far as I can tell, it's mostly just people fucking with him every now and then. Other than that, he hasn't really done much of anything but sperging out on the web; which usually isn't an cause for intervention.
 
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