Orbiter 🇬🇧 Johnathan Isaac Harrison (and his family) / Cog City / "Jobless Johnny" / Cognitive Thought - Unemployable British cuckold, doxed himself on UberEats, alleged paedophile who now admits to having sex with a 17-year-old when he was 21, seethes on X all day about Ethan Ralph, married to a Punjabi Porkchop. Now the Bri'ish Jerry Springer show.

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@Mackiavelli13 is so lonely that he's now attempting to team up with Hujan (Ralph's bisexual swinger clipper):
Looks like @Mackiavelli13 is going to join the Jackson 6 so that they can take down the kiwi farms, kinochet and null!
(Once they figure out how to unblock each other)
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Cog was added into Illuminations Migration as the chef. Someone there must have seen the Pixar Cog meme.

For content this guy cooks and eats/sells pidgeons and ducks he collects around NYC.

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“It’s like I say” Cog has resumed his daily spergery and Ethan Ralph obsession. “Oh my days” it appears Cog the Cuck/Cow/Coward is ready to come back and resume his march toward lolcow superstardom. “Oh gosh”

This is but a taste of the autistic delights that await you on his X/Twitter page. “Oh boy”
 

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Breaking news, Ethan Ralph ate soup. Riveting content, cog.
One of the things that Cog was trying to draw parallels with was that Ralph was eating Chaya soup for its medicinal properties because Ralph said "If this doesn't work, I'm dying" and then in another segment from KS with Ramzpaul about how excessive alcohol abuse can kill you faster (no shit?). He's implying that Ralph has some kind of newfound illness that's forcing some of his habits. We've known for quite some time that it's Mexican Super AIDS but he was trying to push this point as some kind of insider knowledge (or it was a dragged out unfunny bit on his part, who knows or cares).
 
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Why can’t he just make content instead of being.a parasite. Plenty of interesting stuff to talk about instead it’s all “Ethan Ralph is a loser” and “Please give me money I’m a loser”
 
Despite being in direct contact with Matthew Vickers, Cog the pedophile still has no clue what is going on.

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Cog forgets he is an actual pedophile.
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Cog has a very low double digit IQ far below that of even the lowliest niggers due to generations of inbreeding and a botched vasectomy his father received. He believes that Cinco de MAYo is in September.
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Cog has a very low double digit IQ far below that of even the lowliest niggers due to generations of inbreeding and a botched vasectomy his father received. He believes that Cinco de MAYo is in September.
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I'm borderline fucking retarded, live in a pretty mexican free area, never around them.. I know CINCO (5) de MAYO (may) is may 5.. I also believe mexican independence day is september 15? 18?

Johnny is STUPID.
 
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I tried to watch the britnog's stream for any clips, but got distracted by the links in his bio.

For those that don't know how bad things really are, Cog tried his hand at music years ago and still has the channel linked in his bio:
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By the view counts I can tell most of you haven't heard this disabled man of English sing, so I opted to share with the class. These are hilarious and I bet it's better than anything he said on stream.

1) Jokes


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2) Feel Right




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Def Cog 2: Projection

Ethan Ralph interviewed Cog’s brothers (who both said he is a pedophile) and he disappeared for a month and a half. Jonny’s complete lack of self awareness is one of his best lolcow qualities.
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