DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Corpun]

Sorry for not keeping up with the thread, but why are they buying so many Paypal and iTunes gift cards?

Not the quote I was looking for but it works.

Also found the very cringey, weirdly forced landing in Khet's Bush joke clip

Def not a closeted homo.

 

[00R-Gundam]

"Im looking like a droid!". (he is playing battlefront)

No, you lookin like a retard.

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Truly the face of someone who is happy with their """""""""job"""""""""" and has a happy and fulfilling life along side their significant other who only brings them the happiness he deserves.




Remind me again why he feels that we envy his shitty life?

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

"Im looking like a droid!". (he is playing battlefront)

No, you lookin like a retard.

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Bender would be a detractor 100%. He'd probably be a dedicated shit-talking re-streamer. With blackjack. And hookers.

 

[myone]

Part of it his schedule, but I think a major part people are forgetting are iTunes cards. All the money being spent at those pet stores weren’t treats for Agent Jasper. He was grabbing iTunes cards there too.

That one never really clicked for me. Yes, iTunes cards, it makes sense, but it also doesn't. It just sounds like extra effort for him. Why not buy the credits directly online like he does all the time?

Is it part of his tax scam? Is Jasper a business cat expense that he can write off? That's some serious amounts of premeditation.

 

[Cyber Bowling]

Realistically speaking would someone look at a Resume with a 15 year gap in it and think anything but "yeah I'm not hiring this person"? Like if you have a degree and you literally did nothing with it and then didn't work for 15 years isn't it basically useless at that point?

Potentially. It's definitely a big point against you, but at the same time, whoever is looking at the resume will probably recognize that, 15 years is a long time to not be doing anything and still have a home. Someone with talent could potentially swing it in their favor, depending on the job their applying for. But it's a moot point for Phil, since he's always excluded from anything that requires talent. Even if he had his chat submit via tips all the things he should say right before the interview, they're definitely going to scrutinize him more and actually google him to try and figure out if he actually spent the gap essentially managing his own online business, so he'd be screwed in that regard. It's why back in the day, Machinima was trying to get him to diversify and start looking into other possible career options related to streaming, commentary being the big one (or at least the only one I can remember). It was a good idea in theory, although definitely a poor idea in practice because Phil is pretty famous for either having a bunch of dead air or stating what's happening right in front of him, but I don't envy anyone whose job was to find something Phil would be good at.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Phil has said that future employers will be impressed with his Youtube career.

 

[Cardinal Cardinal]

I've never fully been on board with the "Phil is autistic" opinion, just that he's a gigantic, spoiled low-IQ hermit. However, hearing him respond to someone telling him to take a deep breath last night by explaining how if he wasn't breathing he would pass out is genuinely the most autistic thing I've ever seen.

You're probably joking but I would say it's less autism and more of finding every opportunity to tell someone they are wrong or stupid.
I call him autistic but it's probably just a lifetime of no one correcting or calling out his stupid tics and habits. No one close to him anyway.
Same thing with his lies. He lies about the dumbest shit like saying he never did level 3 super when you can see his whole body jiggling from doing the 720 motion. Again, he needs the opportunity to blame or call someone else stupid.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Sorry for not keeping up with the thread, but why are they buying so many Paypal and iTunes gift cards?

To get credit in the iTunes store that he can use for buying pulls in WWE Champs.

 

[Iron Father]

@15:18 Phil's old iPhone/iPad rant is one of the most peak Phil things I've ever heard.

Just like his terrible Minecraft takes, this guy has the worst foresight ever. Who needs apps, we already have GPS? Touch screens suck? What's the point of the iPad?

If he had his way humanity would still be in caves.

 

[Balr0g]

Phil has said that future employers will be impressed with his Youtube career.

"So Mr Burnell we have seen you say "Chiki chang wang" or even to prepare the slave trade. Can you elaborate on that?"
"Uhm it's Tevin's fault?"

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Phil has said that future employers will be impressed with his Youtube career.

I mean, a car crash that bursts into flames after several rollovers is pretty impressive.

@15:18 Phil's old iPhone/iPad rant is one of the most peak Phil things I've ever heard.

Just like his terrible Minecraft takes, this guy has the worst foresight ever. Who needs apps, we already have GPS? Touch screens suck? What's the point of the iPad?

If he had his way humanity would still be in caves.

Except for him, of course. We all know if there was some disaster, Phil would be one of those assholes who drops the whole "we must stick together" facade and try to get ahead by any means possible. He'd then stupidly squander it, resulting in him getting the shit kicked out of him by the people he screwed over.

 

[Philipp Amthor]

@15:18 Phil's old iPhone/iPad rant is one of the most peak Phil things I've ever heard.

Just like his terrible Minecraft takes, this guy has the worst foresight ever. Who needs apps, we already have GPS? Touch screens suck? What's the point of the iPad?

If he had his way humanity would still be in caves.

Why do we need caves? We can climb up the trees and sleep there.

 

[AGoodBrazilian]

Phil got $116 only from two "anon" viewers. He got so clown mode when the money hit that I'm inclined to believe that certain retard dented on hormones give him that.

 

[Balr0g]

And just after a low support day stream. He probably send out a whale call and during his battlefornt stream dangled rewards with his begging voice "I haven't worn a hat and vest for a while now"

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

He sure proved that he isn't funded by 2-3 people by having a stream funded by 2-3 people.

 

[Down From The Champions]

You're probably joking but I would say it's less autism and more of finding every opportunity to tell someone they are wrong or stupid.
I call him autistic but it's probably just a lifetime of no one correcting or calling out his stupid tics and habits. No one close to him anyway.
Same thing with his lies. He lies about the dumbest shit like saying he never did level 3 super when you can see his whole body jiggling from doing the 720 motion. Again, he needs the opportunity to blame or call someone else stupid.

There's a old video he done reviewing a gaming headset and you can see what looks to be him unmasking by basically doing a T-Pose on his window reflection.

 

[PenskeMaterial]

Yeah the one where you can see him T-posing and swaying. I don't buy the 'muh back' excuse for that. I also recall he said he rocks back and forth while eating with Kat and she has to tell him he's doing it again.

 

[GibMoneyPls]

That's right, OIC. You better make up for the loss of Phil's other boyfriend. You're falling behind though. Don't forget you still have to give him the $2000 for the memberships you can't buy anymore. $25/day on top of that.

Don't get cheap on Phil now. Might have to put off that bottom surgery.

 

[San Dimas High School]

Jayde is lucky he missed the era of audio only prestreams. DSP rocks back and forth so hard when he's not on camera he sounded like he was at sea. It would be vertigo inducing for poor Jayde.

 

[johnkimble123]

Phil got $116 only from two "anon" viewers. He got so clown mode when the money hit that I'm inclined to believe that certain retard dented on hormones give him that.

$170 from "3" people, 4-5 tips at most. Totally organic support!

Even if you say they are legit, if your business is propped up by 3 people, that's not the signs of a successful business. That's the "if those 3 people get hit by a car you're bankrupt". It also makes Phil look like a findom, which I'm sure at least one whale treats him as, and most normal streamers, even the small ones, would not let a handful of people run their lives.

Which is funny because Phil is a bitch too. It's a circle of sad.