DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
Phil has said that future employers will be impressed with his Youtube career.
I have a feeling someone at Machinima told him that and he's stuck to that as proof.
@15:18 Phil's old iPhone/iPad rant is one of the most peak Phil things I've ever heard.


Just like his terrible Minecraft takes, this guy has the worst foresight ever. Who needs apps, we already have GPS? Touch screens suck? What's the point of the iPad?

If he had his way humanity would still be in caves.
I think Mr. Burnell has a future in telling companies what NOT to do. Sort of like TIHYDPs, companies should just hire Burnell freelance to spitball them ideas on how to make their businesses better because of his degree and 15 years of experience as a business owner and the companies should do the exact opposite of what he suggests.
 
I have a feeling someone at Machinima told him that and he's stuck to that as proof.
Agreed. Machinima wasn't wrong either, but it was based on what they told Phil... expand as a content creator, work with others (I agree with Phil that collabs suck tbh, but that's the game when you make your career social media). Phil never did beyond streaming all day and begging for money.
 
Crazy how it's got to the point where phil had dropped all pretense about playing a game for anything but engagement and support. When I first stared into the vortex there would be a "now gais" segment during a pre stream or two where if the numbers weren't up to scratch the game is gone.

Now we're at the flinging anything at the wall hoping something sticks or a new whale is hooked, anything else isn't worth it
 
@15:18 Phil's old iPhone/iPad rant is one of the most peak Phil things I've ever heard.


Just like his terrible Minecraft takes, this guy has the worst foresight ever. Who needs apps, we already have GPS? Touch screens suck? What's the point of the iPad?

If he had his way humanity would still be in caves.


LMAO! Peak example of Phil’s low IQ, lack of imagination and inner boomer.

Made even more delicious by his huffy, narc tendency to think that he’s smarter than everyone else.

If Phil had grown up in the 80ies, he’d be the type to constantly hit stroke inducing levels of rage over simple progress.

“EMAILS?!? Why would I need that?!? Tuh-heh-heh… So dumb! We already have faxes, AND YOU DONT NEED TO PRINT A FAX! It comes PRINTED!”

“CD…RAHM?! ACK! ACK! ACK! You always see this with these dumb companies who are led by morahns who are booksmart but don’t understand how us regular people live. WE ALREADY USE CDS! For MUSIC! Why would I want to put one into mah console?! Tuh-heh-heh You need more space? ITS CALLED MAKE ANOTHER FLOPPY! IDIOTS!”

Stuff like this is why I’m looking forward to DSP Pahlitics.
 
LMAO! Peak example of Phil’s low IQ, lack of imagination and inner boomer.

Made even more delicious by his huffy, narc tendency to think that he’s smarter than everyone else.

If Phil had grown up in the 80ies, he’d be the type to constantly hit stroke inducing levels of rage over simple progress.

“EMAILS?!? Why would I need that?!? Tuh-heh-heh… So dumb! We already have faxes, AND YOU DONT NEED TO PRINT A FAX! It comes PRINTED!”

“CD…RAHM?! ACK! ACK! ACK! You always see this with these dumb companies who are led by morahns who are booksmart but don’t understand how us regular people live. WE ALREADY USE CDS! For MUSIC! Why would I want to put one into mah console?! Tuh-heh-heh You need more space? ITS CALLED MAKE ANOTHER FLOPPY! IDIOTS!”

Stuff like this is why I’m looking forward to DSP Pahlitics.
This is why I find Phil so fascinating. He refuses to change until the last moment and by then everyone else has moved on and he comes strutting in and goes “huhhhhh? Whuuuuut? Why is nobody here! This is what you wanted!”

He always puts his hoof in his mouth and then blames everyone else for not caring. For years people told him to change his videos and he refused until it was the last viable option and the one that benefits him the most.
 
I was watching the cringe singalong battlefront stream last night and DSP came up with another, BRAND NEW excuse. You not gonna believe it, you better sit down fuckers.

WARNING, video is from dspgaming.
17:28

His latest excuse for being bad in a shooter is... "Im so used to mouse and keyboard".
What? When was the last time he played a major shooter with mouse and keyboard? 12 years ago, TF2?

Love the excuse. Delusional.
 
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$170 from "3" people, 4-5 tips at most. Totally organic support!

Even if you say they are legit, if your business is propped up by 3 people, that's not the signs of a successful business. That's the "if those 3 people get hit by a car you're bankrupt". It also makes Phil look like a findom, which I'm sure at least one whale treats him as, and most normal streamers, even the small ones, would not let a handful of people run their lives.

Which is funny because Phil is a bitch too. It's a circle of sad.
That's what made his big "I don't let my viewers bemean me and push me around" rant from the other day so funny. They can, and probably do. If OIC tells him to play a game or something he doesn't like, he has to choose between doing it and total collapse.
 
Crazy how it's got to the point where phil had dropped all pretense about playing a game for anything but engagement and support. When I first stared into the vortex there would be a "now gais" segment during a pre stream or two where if the numbers weren't up to scratch the game is gone.

Now we're at the flinging anything at the wall hoping something sticks or a new whale is hooked, anything else isn't worth it
Not really imho. He also held his reviews hostage over engagement way back in the day. He even made avideo and pointed his camera on the engagement screen and said "You want my reviews? Then I need this here"
 
While looking for an older video of his it's jarring seeing all the videos where he's actually going outside. I didn't know he actually attended a Wrestlemania.
It's jarring to just see pictures of him from back in the day, old school Phail and current ghoul Phail don't even look like they were ever the same person, it's so uncanny.
 
I really try not to get angry at DSP, but his gaming opinions never fail to make me extra mad. According to him, indie games are just small gaming snacks, tiny experiences, because they are made by small teams and they aren't meant to hold your attention for any longer amount of time.

He's the perfect consoomer (victim of AAA gaming) and just so wrong:

Counter Strike, DOTA, DayZ, Binding of Isaac, Slay the Spire, Darkest Dungeon, Hearts of Iron, Crusader Kings, Any roguelike (NetHack, Dungeon Crawl,...), DorfFortress, I'm just typing myself into a rage so I'll stop.

This guy SUUUCKS!!!
 
I really try not to get angry at DSP, but his gaming opinions never fail to make me extra mad. According to him, indie games are just small gaming snacks, tiny experiences, because they are made by small teams and they aren't meant to hold your attention for any longer amount of time.

He's the perfect consoomer (victim of AAA gaming) and just so wrong:

Counter Strike, DOTA, DayZ, Binding of Isaac, Slay the Spire, Darkest Dungeon, Hearts of Iron, Crusader Kings, Any roguelike (NetHack, Dungeon Crawl,...), DorfFortress, I'm just typing myself into a rage so I'll stop.

This guy SUUUCKS!!!
If it makes you feel any better I don't think he likes AAA games any more or less than indie games. He just plays them because he thinks that is what people will give him money for. He liked the Fallout TV show more than he's liked any video game he's ever played.
 
Does anyone know if there's an archive if the Anonymouse New Vegas TIHYDP, I know the parts 1-5 have been uploaded but I swore there were parts for the whole play through
 
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If it makes you feel any better I don't think he likes AAA games any more or less than indie games. He just plays them because he thinks that is what people will give him money for. He liked the Fallout TV show more than he's liked any video game he's ever played.
I understand that. But it just goes to show how little he understands about his actual job. He's so clueless about gaming (goes hand in hand with his rejection of PC), which yeah, isn't surprising if you hate your job. He's like the worst kind of colleague at work, the people who just float along, are totally incompetent, and have zero pride and passion for their profession.
 
I have a feeling someone at Machinima told him that and he's stuck to that as proof.

I think Mr. Burnell has a future in telling companies what NOT to do. Sort of like TIHYDPs, companies should just hire Burnell freelance to spitball them ideas on how to make their businesses better because of his degree and 15 years of experience as a business owner and the companies should do the exact opposite of what he suggests.
You may have struck gold. A consultant who is brought in to give all the advice you shouldn't take, but he's never told that is why he is there. That's a gold mind Jerry.
 
I was watching the cringe singalong battlefront stream last night and DSP came up with another, BRAND NEW excuse. You not gonna believe it, you better sit down fuckers.

WARNING, video is from dspgaming.
17:28

His latest excuse for being bad in a shooter is... "Im so used to mouse and keyboard".
What? When was the last time he played a major shooter with mouse and keyboard? 12 years ago, TF2?

Love the excuse. Delusional.
He was definitely more drunk and retarded than usual during this stream. Full clown mode overdrive.
 
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