Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 17.8%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.1%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 93 26.3%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 57 16.1%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 137 38.7%

  • Total voters
    354
Nick got almost all of the story of the Passion and Esther wrong... It would be easier to explain what he got right rather than wrong:

Names, the death of Christ, crown of thorns, an edict for genocide, a thwarted assassination, gallows, and a plea for mercy. That is about it.

Nick's heresy canon is shaping up nicely...
He’s not heretical. He’s actually straight into blasphemy. He has a 9 year olds understanding of Christianity mixed with a 15 year-olds atheist phase and the English degree of someone who wasted their college experience. He reminds me of YouTube atheists bring up Elisha getting saved from lunch time rowdies by bears.

Nick is anywhere near as smart as he thinks he is. His education as a lawyer saves him from sounding like a total retard, sometimes. Nick is not intelligent, he’s educated and I don’t think he ever saw great value in his education.
 
He goes immediately to “you can staple a cat to your ceiling if you live in the country”. I forget which of you it was @AltisticRight or @Useful_Mistake, but he seemingly just hates animals.
Nick, you retard, there is not a funny joke in existence involving abusing cats and you of all people are not going to be the non-practicing comedian to invent it.

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He also sucks as a comedian. The funniest books are minor judges and the story of Jonah and the Whale (and the Pumpkin).
This triggered a latent memory, didn't Nick at one point call the book of Job a comedy insisting the entire story was "weird" and "funny"?
 
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I also think Aaron would be prime cow material because he’s such an obvious example of someone whose whole “career” was built on skinwalking more famous/successful radio personalities like Anthony “Coomer” Cumia, Greg “Opie” Hughes, and Howard Stern. Aaron says he even started radio at 19, and he has that same self-important fart-huffing opinion of himself that Opie does of, “dood I’ve been doing this since I was 19, I deserve some respect, I’m a fuckin professional dood”. Only…Opie actually had a successful career even if he was never funny…he actually has millions of dollars to show for his time on radio+satellite radio. He isn’t begging for $250-350/day on YouTube. Just listening to the way this cuck talks, if you close your eyes, you can picture that pockfaced Tunisian knife-fighting pedophile Anthony Cumia when Aaron is speaking. From the tone/inflection, to the cadence of how he speaks. Even the whole “yeah nah dude I just like talking shit, I don’t care about people’s feelings, I’m so fuckin edgy and cool and rebellious, I just wanna talk shit and say funny things just like my hero Anthony Cumia” attitude is ripped straight from Cumia. And he knows it, because plenty of people have called him out on it. Only that whole “yeah I’m so edgy and cool fuck your feelings bro” schtick goes out the window when his wife is in the crosshairs and she quits the show.
I caught some of the Steel Toe stuff watching Elissa Clips; and while I had the idea in my head, your explanation is a strong reinforcement. This dude is an offshoot of DarkSydePhil; and I originally learned of him because he tried to get in on grifting to cover DSP, literally doing a "We're gonna shake the can and we'll keep going" type thing. I didn't follow him much after that, but since allying himself with Rekieta I've been seeing more of him... and I can't fucking ignore it, this dude runs parallel to Phil.
 
Yes I agree, when Nick drives drunk with the kids in the car, and Kayla allows that to continue, and whether the kids get fed or not is up for debate, we shouldn't talk about that because family and children are off limits, and they should just continue to do these things without anyone saying anything.
What a useless faggot. What a moron. What a pinhead. Yes, randomly attacking someone's family because you don't like them sucks, but that has absolutely nothing to do with when someone is abusing his family and insulting them in public himself, like Nick does.
Sometimes a pineapple is just a pineapple.
Sometimes a whore is just a whore. She really doesn't need the pineapple as an advertisement. She's just obviously a whore.
 
The current speculation is maybe she’s not as dumb/meth-addled as she seemed and she’s starting to realize she has hitched her wagon to a sinking ship.
“Wow I can’t believe the man who cheated on his pregnant wife with me turned out to be a loser!”

Ah the female mind. You can spend years reading theories and trying to figure it out and they will still manage to surprise you. Aren’t they so FUNNY and WEIRD?

🥃:really:

But yeah it was shit of Aaron to put his homewrecker of a new wife out in front of the internet to be used as a simultaneous punching bag and coombait for his lame podcast. A real man protects his woman because she is retarded.
 
Most courts don't want you doing that.
No shit they don't want you doing that, but it is a dire violation of basic Constitutional rights to forbid you from raising claims you need to raise because you can't appeal them if you waive them by not objecting.
He also sucks as a comedian. The funniest books are minor judges and the story of Jonah and the Whale (and the Pumpkin).
And the pagan stuff Solomon snuck into the Bible.
I cut down the 33 minute May 1st rant into a more digestable 4 minute clip. I think it contains all the important parts and is just as coherent as the full rant.
I'm not even going to watch this. There's no way it lives up to this snarling thumbnail of Nick being as angry as I've ever seen him. I just busted out laughing. No way the video is better than that thumbnail.
 
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He’s not heretical. He’s actually straight into blasphemy. He has a 9 year olds understanding of Christianity mixed with a 15 year-olds atheist phase and the English degree of someone who wasted their college experience. He reminds me of YouTube atheists bring up Elisha getting saved from lunch time rowdies by bears.

Nick is anywhere near as smart as he thinks he is. His education as a lawyer saves him from sounding like a total retard, sometimes. Nick is not intelligent, he’s educated and I don’t think he ever saw great value in his education.

He is the embodiment of' 'Even a fool is accounted wise when he holds his peace'. Nick just opened his mouth and proved his idiocy by opening it.

The story if Esther is about 4 pages, and he STILL manages to get most of it wrong. If you sat down and who we'd him where he was wrong, he would probably say that he 'got most of it right', or 'added some comedy for the show', or 'God could have made it better but He didn't have a Creative Writing degree. There should have been more ninja sex robots!'.

Nick, you retard, there is not a funny joke in existence involving abusing cats and you of all people are not going to be the non-practicing comedian to invent it.

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This triggered a latent memory, didn't Nick at one point call the book of Job a comedy insisting the entire story was "weird" and "funny"?

Nick doesn't understand that when you are not funny (or when disliked) no one gives you benefit of the doubt. If you tell people you abuse cats and no one laughs, they think it is true.

Yes, he thought Job was hilarious and had a very irreverent take on it as well. It is incredible how much he gets wrong and still has the gall to posture as some authority. He has attended 'Jewish Feasts' hosted by thr local church, and that tells me that they are as mad as he is, or that they are very steeped in religious tradition, and Nick just ignores all the teaching that would tell him he is wrong.
 
What a useless faggot. What a moron. What a pinhead. Yes, randomly attacking someone's family because you don't like them sucks, but that has absolutely nothing to do with when someone is abusing his family and insulting them in public himself, like Nick does.

Sometimes a whore is just a whore. She really doesn't need the pineapple as an advertisement. She's just obviously a whore.
she did strip down live on stream, so yeah
 
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Man I'm reminded of that one fat dude with the glasses that has a head shaped like an odd jar.
 
Nick, you retard, there is not a funny joke in existence involving abusing cats and you of all people are not going to be the non-practicing comedian to invent it.

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This triggered a latent memory, didn't Nick at one point call the book of Job a comedy insisting the entire story was "weird" and "funny"?
You can play with the “more than one way to skin a cat” idiom or drowning puppies and kittens in a burlap sack like in the early 20th century. However, that requires a skill with dark humor or juxtaposition of how fucked up those ideas are that Nick doesn’t have. Animal abuse jokes, like racism or rape jokes, require someone to do something beyond say they torture animals.

It also requires knowing and respecting your audience which Nick doesn’t.
 
the English degree of someone who wasted their college experience

People keep on saying this, but all the people I know who did proper English degrees are genuinely erudite. Perhaps because here you're expected to read your Chaucer and Beowulf in middle English at 'A' Level, so by the time you get to university, you're going to be reading the *really* difficult shit.

Nick always strikes me as one of those niggers who do a degree in communications studies or creative writing -- the kind of faux degrees they started handing out during the 1990's so even the thick kids could say that they'd been to college and had a degree as well.
 
I do kind of feel bad for her mostly because you can just tell she’s fucking dumb.
I don't, it's always the same shit with these cunts.

They stick like a barnacle to some Z-list low-T loser for attention and clout, hoping that they can eventually use this to either start a "career" of their own in entertainment (while being insufferable), being an online whore, climbing up the ladder to another e-celeb who's slightly less of a loser or all of the above, then when the internet does what the internet does best and laughs at how much of a vapid whore they are they just try to play it off like they're a ditzy retard and should that fail, crying for their simps.

They always have the option to leave, to be a "strong woman" and put limits on what they do online or what the retard they are sucking clout out of does in regards to them, but why do that when you can pity farm?

There's been at least 3 bitches who tries this with Ethan fucking Ralph of all people, how is anyone who's been around in the sektur not recognize this shit and still manage to "feel bad" for these cunts because they put on a silly bimbo act is beyond me.
 
People keep on saying this, but all the people I know who did proper English degrees are genuinely erudite. Perhaps because here you're expected to read your Chaucer and Beowulf in middle English at 'A' Level, so by the time you get to university, you're going to be reading the *really* difficult shit.

Nick always strikes me as one of those niggers who do a degree in communications studies or creative writing -- the kind of faux degrees they started handing out during the 1990's so even the thick kids could say that they'd been to college and had a degree as well.
He has a creative writing degree, which I refer to a degree in English. My bad if confusing. English degrees in the US are worthless though. It’s either basic “I don’t know what I want to study” or lazy faggot degree. You can get use out of it, but usually it’s an easy degree and most people who have higher degrees use it for getting into schools because they can get a high GPA.
 
People keep on saying this, but all the people I know who did proper English degrees are genuinely erudite. Perhaps because here you're expected to read your Chaucer and Beowulf in middle English at 'A' Level, so by the time you get to university, you're going to be reading the *really* difficult shit.

Nick always strikes me as one of those niggers who do a degree in communications studies or creative writing -- the kind of faux degrees they started handing out during the 1990's so even the thick kids could say that they'd been to college and had a degree as well.

Nick's creative writing degree at his school currently has the following required classes:

LIT 250 Critical Approaches to Literature
LIT 306 Craft and Theory: Prose and Poetry
LIT 370 Contemporary World Literature
LIT 310 Greek Mythology & Literature or LIT 423 Shakespeare
LIT 320 British Literature Survey: Beginnings to Present
LIT 330 American Literature Survey: Beginning to Contemporary

One of the following
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LIT 335 African American Literature
LIT 340 Sexuality and Gender in Literature
LIT 355 Native American Literature
LIT 375 Womens Literature
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ENG 495 Senior Capstone

ENG 207 Writers Workshop
ENG 301 Poetry Workshop
ENG 302 Fiction Workshop
ENG 401 Advanced Poetry Workshop or ENG 404 Advanced Fiction Workshop

One of the following:
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ENG 200 Student Publications
ENG 204 Introduction to Journalism
ENG 303 Screenwriting Workshop
ENG 410 Advanced Journalism
ENG 488 Techniques in Craft
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The degree and the required classes are entirely superficial. Most of the total classes offered by the department are specialty professional writing classes, writing workshops or classes centered around politics. The English department at the school seems to treat actual literature as a secondary concern.

I suspect most of the graduates of a program like this are going to either end up teaching children or in some specialized legal/medical/technical professional writing.
 
What I don’t get about Nick is he doesn’t really act like someone with generational wealth.

Someone by the third generation of lots of money shouldn’t be boasting about buying decent whisky, and they should certainly not be licking the bottle incase they lose two cents worth of alcohol.

If anything he should be confused by people not buying good whisky and just treat it like a normal drink.

It could be the grandparents are sitting on the money thinking that they want people to not get spoilt and have a work ethic but that tends to churn out grandkids who just faff about until the old ones pop their clogs and it’s inheritance time.

Nothing about him indicates he’s got a lot of money. He dresses like shit and eats like shit. He has a midlife crisis car that just screams nuovo riche, and the most plebby kind of new money.

I can’t figure his family life out.
 
What I don’t get about Nick is he doesn’t really act like someone with generational wealth.

Someone by the third generation of lots of money shouldn’t be boasting about buying decent whisky, and they should certainly not be licking the bottle incase they lose two cents worth of alcohol.

If anything he should be confused by people not buying good whisky and just treat it like a normal drink.

It could be the grandparents are sitting on the money thinking that they want people to not get spoilt and have a work ethic but that tends to churn out grandkids who just faff about until the old ones pop their clogs and it’s inheritance time.

Nothing about him indicates he’s got a lot of money. He dresses like shit and eats like shit. He has a midlife crisis car that just screams nuovo riche, and the most plebby kind of new money.

I can’t figure his family life out.
The serious money is locked behind a trust, most of his life he has lived as middle or upper middle class with benefits.

His grandparents, who were the ones who made the family fortune had the mindfulness to lock it in such a way that a spendthrift retard could not destroy the family fortune.

His parents seem more or less normal (or as normal as you can be as a Rekieta, anyway) and his father did work a high paying job in what, if I remember correctly, was a fairly high skilled position so odds are he understands the value of money even if he's never had troubles with it, I imagine the grandparents also didn't engage in luxurious wastrel conduct given what people have dug up on their character, and a good part of that might have been passed down to his father.

Nick's parents in turn likely didn't partake in a life of degenerate luxury either (well, at least until Nick was in his 30s), so I imagine that as much of a family fortune and safety net Nicky has to fall on, he didn't have the means to be a retarded wastrel until the big youtube bucks rolled in.

Overall you're right about how he feels like nouveau riche, that's because in a way he was, he didn't have unrestricted access to hundreds of thousands of dollars until the big streamer bucks came.
 
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