Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Spaded Dave]

Again, I don't follow the shenanigans that surrounds Rekeita

"I don't follow this thread or care about this thread. But I am really bothered by what people are doing on this thread and need to make sure you all know."

 

[AnOminous]

You absolute fucking retard.

Neck urself before u shrek urself.

"I don't follow this thread or care about this thread. But I am really bothered by what people are doing on this thread and need to make sure you all know."

I don't understand these fucking speds. You don't like the thread? There are plenty of others. Get the fuck out you stupid piece of shit.

 

[Botchy Galoop]

@Australianbirdfruit
Dark humour. It's a thing.
Or do you have trouble with reading social cues?
*shrugs in autist*

 

[Felis Meanis]

Neck urself before u shrek urself.

I don't understand these fucking speds. You don't like the thread? There are plenty of others. Get the fuck out you stupid piece of shit.

Haha, I've seen you sperg out with impotent rage in different threads, but you really are an absolute unit. Touch grass, dipshit.

You walked in here looking for a fight accusing everyone here of finding "glee" in Nick's alcoholism. That is about as enabling of an alcoholic as it gets.
This is another one. Believing that calling out an alcoholic for being an alcoholic is a moral leaning is more enabling.

No.
Also, I wasn't "looking for a fight". What is wrong with you?

Fuck you.

Cry about it.

 

[Day Walker]

The hell is it with the nose guards suddenly showing up in this and lawsuit threads, is Farrin/Cynthia/Spector back?

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

personally I find glee in Nick being unaware of the fact that he is a non-practicing comedian

 

[Sharpeteer]

Cry about it.

People like you never last long here. Enjoy your thread ban when it happens.

Maybe you'll even get a pink triangle if you're really lucky. Those are like trophies for retards.

 

[prolapsed_cranium]

Cry about it

Nigger, you literally came in here and started kvetching about Nick. You're not some dumbfuck faggot fresh to the forums, you've been here a while and you're still managing to dick this up.

I don't know if you guys rent adjoining glory holes at the truck stop or if you just mop up after he's done, but this isn't the place for how much he's a great guy and "tips well"

 

[Windy Moors]

People My suffering from the evil that is the devil in the bottle is not something that's even remotely amusing.

Put the bottle down then, you crybaby faggot.

 

[Sharpeteer]

Look at this fagaloid's profile page. This guy has a history of just going around and shitting up threads.

 

[feral cat #6385]

Look at this fagaloid's profile page. This guy has a history of just going around and shitting up threads.

And still, you all fell for the bait.

 

[Ethan Ralph Is 5'1"]

The point of my favorite film isn't that having sex with a minor is a problem

 

[AnOminous]

The point of my favorite film isn't that having sex with a minor is a problem

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Is that Kaposi's sarcoma on his cheek getting better or worse? Is he planning on having that looked at?

 

[Sharpeteer]

The point of my favorite film isn't that having sex with a minor is a problem

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I'm not nearly autistic enough to take on such a noble task, but I'd love either a definitive clip compilation, or an actual tally on total minutes and seconds he has either softly advocated, tried to dismiss, or downplay sexualizing kids.

And alongside the alcoholism, or being catfished, that can be one of his legacies.

And still, you all fell for the bait.

There is no "DING! Shame!" reaction sticker I can do here.

At least if nothing else, it ultimately ended with some amusing research for me.

 

[Neetorino]

And still, you all fell for the bait.

Everyone slips up and bites the hook at one point or another, besides they could genuinely be a noseguard on top of being a retard.

Nick tax: I wonder if the divorce arc will start once he dips below minimum wage for his streams. From my memory of the stream finances, he makes on average $104/night ($57 per platform). I don't know his average stream times but I'll give him a generous 3.5 hours/stream. That puts him at about $29.71/hour on average, but funnily enough if he only had Rumble (or Youtube since they're the same average right now) he'd already be below minimum wage.

Obviously that's neglecting the fact that his "work week" is only ~14 hours if he does 4 streams at 3.5 hours apiece, which we all know is not remotely the case.

 

[Potatoherder]

DSP looks like a disappointed dad. He is reacting to the dear john clip. -18m-ish from the end as of this post

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQHmzgk2ND0

 

[AnOminous]

Nick tax: I wonder if the divorce arc will start once he dips below minimum wage for his streams. From my memory of the stream finances, he makes on average $104/night ($57 per platform). I don't know his average stream times but I'll give him a generous 3.5 hours/stream. That puts him at about $29.71/hour on average, but funnily enough if he only had Rumble (or Youtube since they're the same average right now) he'd already be below minimum wage.

This fag used to be one of the biggest earners in superchats in North America.

People advised him to quit doing the weird shit he was doing.

Now this phenomenal mental retard ignored all that advice, continued doing what he's doing, and is now earning less than a burger flipper at a McDonald's window. What a fucking idiot.

 

[elb]

DSP looks like a disappointed dad. He is reacting to the dear john clip. -18m-ish from the end as of this post
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQHmzgk2ND0

Christmas came early

 

[Stupor Mario]

Nick is anywhere near as smart as he thinks he is. His education as a lawyer saves him from sounding like a total retard, sometimes. Nick is not intelligent, he’s educated and I don’t think he ever saw great value in his education.

A couple of decades ago when podcasting was really popular and woke hadn't taken over entertainment, I used to listen to a lot of comedian podcasts. They were amusing when they stuck to comedy, but when most of them tried to talk about anything else like religion, history, science, etc., they didn't have a clue as to what they were talking about. At the same time, they thought their superficial takes were oh, so clever.
Nick basically has the same kind of comedian mentality minus the part that makes you funny.

 

[TherapyMan]

DSP looks like a disappointed dad. He is reacting to the dear john clip. -18m-ish from the end as of this post

My only wish is that these segments were longer. DSP's straight-laced disappointment and genuine dismay upon discovering the Rekieta rabbit hole is pure gold.