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DSP Tries It: Job Training.
"I am so dissapointed right now. I was ready to job, and now I can't job."
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"I am so dissapointed right now. I was ready to job, and now I can't job."
Dade
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With all of his begging, it makes him look so pathetic (more than usual) it almost makes me feel sorry for him
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And it's all his fault because he lives way beyond his means. He owns a BMW, has two internet connections, plus Cable/Netflix/Phone bills, he constantly buys fancy shit like imported water, not to mention the vidya, the PSVR, and he eats out at least a few times a week.
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First I've heard of that.
The thing that amuses me most about him buying the PSVR is that by this time next month it'll be gathering dust like that green screen from years ago. $600 dollars down the shitter, right next to the bacon grease.
Seriously though what retard buys imported water? IT'S WATER. You'd have to be so fucking rich that you can't spend your money fast enough, so you purposely spend it on stupid shit like that.
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Lots of people, especially the starbucks/apple crowd.
Evian's biggest market is likely the US and there is a lot of other imported water on sale (including A E S T H E T I C F I J I W A T E R )
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I love how the only thing he used the green screen was inserting himself into various awful events in history to make "offensive" jokes. Oh, and the laziest and shittiest Loss edit I've ever seen.
First I've heard of that.
The thing that amuses me most about him buying the PSVR is that by this time next month it'll be gathering dust like that green screen from years ago. $600 dollars down the shitter, right next to the bacon grease.
Seriously though what exceptional individual buys imported water? IT'S WATER. You'd have to be so fucking rich that you can't spend your money fast enough, so you purposely spend it on stupid shit like that.
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Evian Water is Patrick Bateman's preferred water. COINCIDENCE? I think not.
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The degree he showed on camera was a Bachelor's in Business Administration, but the school's own website says they give a BA in Business. No difference AFAIK in curriculum or how employers see it, but he's claiming to have a degree his school never even offered. Definitely a fake, might also explain how his dad got him a Tech Support job of all things-he wouldn't have needed a degree to work there.
This is classic Phil though-5 minutes of research to keep him from being exposed as a liar and exceptional individual, but even that's too much work for him.
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He didn't do that. He filmed himself in front of a green screen once and just let his fans do whatever with the footage.
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He hit the Patreon goal guys, currently at 1058 dollars and 194 patrons.
So I'm guessing all you have to do is threaten to leave, and your dumb fans will support you no matter what.
Good lord.
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you said Netflix bills? according to Phil, Netflix is too expensive and he didn't get it because of that.
So I'm guessing all you have to do is threaten to leave, and your dumb fans will support you no matter what.
Good lord.
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you said Netflix bills? according to Phil, Netflix is too expensive and he didn't get it because of that.
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Has the recent slowbeef video on DSP been posted here? I can't attach it, I'm on mobile.
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Short version of the pre-stream:
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yeah it's been posted. I am actually unsuprised that Phil has not made any remarks regarding that video. Not only does Slowbeef always have the facts and truth to back up his claims, but seems like a down to Earth guy and responds in a calm and collected manner multiplying the magnitude of his chimpouts against him.
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im hoping it hits a point he will have to cry real tears to get his fans to give him pateron money (his ego may not allow it thought lets see how 2017 goes) or he has to start putting click bait titles in his lp videos well more then normal but im hoping phil does stardew valley in his indie marathon i want to see phil fail at farming
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You know, I'm glad he's going to skip Call of Duty: Infinite Warfare. After all, his playthrough of Advanced Warfare is one of the worst he's ever done.
No one deserves to call themselves one of the best gamers in America when they die this much on fucking Normal difficulty.
No one deserves to call themselves one of the best gamers in America when they die this much on fucking Normal difficulty.
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The funny thing is, I would go so far as to say, that is not even close to his worst 2014 playthrough:
The Dark Souls 2, Jak 2 (this one, particularly, I think it was the absolute worst playthrough of that year), Resident Evil 3 (1 and 2 deserve a mention but 3 was way worse, by a longshot) Oddworld (588 deaths lol although the game is hard, obviously, DSP made it look even harder) and GTA VCS were way WAY worse than the AW playthrough.
The Dark Souls 2, Jak 2 (this one, particularly, I think it was the absolute worst playthrough of that year), Resident Evil 3 (1 and 2 deserve a mention but 3 was way worse, by a longshot) Oddworld (588 deaths lol although the game is hard, obviously, DSP made it look even harder) and GTA VCS were way WAY worse than the AW playthrough.
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Well it shows people -really- want to support that living standard of his, right?
The sort of people who would go homeless if it means Phil has to never work again in his life.
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"everyone says i'm doing the right thing"
no Phil, you banned everyone who said you didn't.
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The worst example of this had to be "Bling H20". It's literally the most expensive water in the world at $55 or $60 a bottle suggested retail price. The reason? It's supposed to be an accessory and the bottle itself is made of glass and has Swarovski crystals on it.
I worked at Pepsi years ago and they're the ones that make Aquafina. It's just filtered tap water that they sell back at a profit. Nobody there drank that stuff.[/Quote]
Most municipal water is safe to drink and if the taste bothers you run it through a Brita filter or hoodk up a reverse osmosis filter system to clean it if you're scared.
Most municipal water is safe to drink and if the taste bothers you run it through a Brita filter or hoodk up a reverse osmosis filter system to clean it if you're scared.
It's because he's all about gimmicks. Remember the "sound machine" that he bought and thought was so cool? When was the last time he used that.
Dick Stroke Phil has grand ideas of how to make his streams more interesting but only sees this as a child does. He doesn't realize that green screen requires effort, editing, actual skill and humor and most importantly a reason. He's got none of that so it's now just gathering dust.
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He won't acknowledge it. When confronted with something they cannot spin, censor, bully, or cry away, the correct lolcow action is to not acknowledge at all and hope no one remembers.
If Phil chimped at slowbeef again, at best, Phil would get a few more views from slowbeef's fans (the Retsuprae Bump). At worst though, bitching about it risks rousing some rabid (:autism
slowbeef fan who would gladly fuck his business up, regardless of slowbeef warning that such a thing would be a waste of time. Better to just ignore it publicly and then bitch about it to his echo chamber.
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