DSP Reacts

[LurkTrawl]

That moment at 10:56 is fucking priceless.

 

[Elmo]

Why the fuck would you ever watch a DSP reacts. They're the actual worst content Phil makes currently and have absolutely zero restream value.

I don't think the bingo channel or the bookkeeper or the insomniac black mage or the nigger vtuber even do that.

 

[Wodanaz]

Lol at Phil saying "THERE ISN'T ANYONE RATIONAL ON KIWI FARMS". Yeah faggot when one of your dents in the chat says "he is just me fr" you go into an unhinged rant telling them to give you their mailing address so you can send them a spoon to eat shit out of your ass but it's those gosh darn Kiwi Farmers who aren't rational.

This part got me. As if phil is normal in any way shape or form.
Well I guess he's normal in the sense that the average american is almost as fucking retarded as him now... but...

 

[Seafarer]

Reminds me of when wings of redemption dunked on ethan ralph.

The sektur at its finest.

Ralph hollerin’ at Wings after getting felted by him was pure kino as well. I hope we see the same with a drunken “Dear DSP” rant from Balldo.

 

[BeetleBug242]

One of the best things I’ve seen in a while

 

[Cucktry Roads]

I don't think the bingo channel or the bookkeeper or the insomniac black mage or the nigger vtuber even do that.

Atlus the bookkeeper does. He did so today. It was miserable. I went and took a nap and woke back up and it was still going on. Did get to catch DSP crying from the DDP Yoga clip of Butterbean. He cried last week with the other DDP Yoga story.

For anyone who doesn't know: Phil bought DDP Yoga years ago and never once actually did it. WPIG covered it recently on the exercise deep dive. So now, detractors are submitting videos of it for Phil to react to.

 

[MrCunt]

Oh no. Hes going to claim all his monetized videos now.

 

[dustbuster]

everyone knows it's a vile site full of people who want to hurt others

Today I learned a bunch of retards (me included) calling each other retard while spectating worse retards are somehow causing harm.

 

[Shinkai]

Phil ranting about alcoholism is very funny with his ever puffed up alcoholic face

 

[Elmo]

Atlus the bookkeeper does. He did so today.

Right. I forgot it's Sunday and he does his longform livestreams where he covers this kind of stuff. I like his condensed videos better since they're clearly more focused. He carries some of those livestreams (his Saturday ones, I suppose?) pretty well with his bants + co-host (that ink guy is all right) which is miles better than some of the god awful a-logs that the cottage industry of DSP detracting attracts.

 

[Duke-Diggler]

DSP has now received yet another W.

At this rate, DSP will outlive the entire universe and he will restart the timeline itself just so he can stream video games again.

Won't someone ever stop this madman???

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

I love how the only thing Phail got from "Dear John" which was Balldo at his scummiest and most psychopathic is "Don't drink on stream" and "Don't interact with people on KF." He's so used to treating his audience like complete shit that Balldo's gloating didn't even register to Phil as a bad thing.

 

[Boingboingboingboi]

"i do not recommend at all anyone drink on a stream."
"and if you were the youtuber, wouldn't you just say 'i don't know who this person is, what is this nonsense?' and block it? why would you entertain it?"
"this is so far removed from anything i would be involved in."
"like for me, during the christmas marathon and i drank and i said that word i was like alright, i can't be doing that. i have to--y'know--be careful about what i'm doing on my streams. this is professional, this is my job..."

holy shit. the older i get, the smarter phil gets. the voice of reason. what a KING.

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

It's not a DSP W. I understand laughing at Rekieta's downfall... but this is coming from Phil, who poorly denies that he's a crippling alcoholic with serious addiction problems that have fucked his life.

When DSP thinks you have a drinking problem, it should be a wake up call.

 

[LordofCringe7206 Vol. 2]

I really am not shocked by this. Reminder Phil silently raged at ProJared for years because he took a shot at him once and then immediately went to dunk on him when he was getting dogpiled during his divorce controversy.

Phil probably held a grudge at Nick over the bankruptcy streams and just sat there waiting for the day he was given a safe opportunity to go after him.

 

[Super Dilator Duel 3D]

The part where he skips 10 minutes in and is rendered speechless by Rekieta's comment about being a woman because being a man means you're competent enough to kill yourself is my favourite. I actually think that Phil made a good read on Rekieta's alcoholism. To me, DSP seems like the type of alcoholic/addict to be uncomfortable with confronting his own negative behaviours but is aware enough of them to recognize and criticize them in others, like a strange form of projection. I genuinely find his talking about Nick's alcoholism to be interesting if only from a gay armchair psychologist standpoint. It's a fascinating look at projection and the mindset of a narcissistic addict.

Perhaps I'm reading too deeply into it, though. It's a funny video regardless of my faggy FanFic Farms sperging.

 

[Elmo]

DSP has now received yet another W.

At this rate, DSP will outlive the entire universe and he will restart the timeline itself just so he can stream video games again.

Won't someone ever stop this madman???

AVGN is next, isn't he?

 

[Shinkai]

AVGN is next, isn't he?

Not enough time

 

[FILTH Tourist]

The Nick Rekeita documentary/deep dive is gonna be amazing. I wonder who’s gonna make it, and if this video will be in it.

What a fall from lamenting about how Vic Mignogna was “too nice”.

I think that it would only be appropriate that Null does a 6 hour subject stream on him when he the corner demon finally snaps and kills him.

 

[Rain Team Pepe]

DSP making lolcow content as he condemns KiwiFarmers is just peak irony.