Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

[Catboy Ranch Dressing]

People blaming Kick/Twitch while ignoring the fact he regularly gambled it all away off stream even when he wasn't banned.

We're mostly joking. He's capable of streaming it to Discord, he specifically chose to do all of this losing off-stream out of fear of embarrassing himself.

 

[Cheese Balls]

My father is officially a ratdad. We were having our weekly family dinner yesterday and we somehow got onto the topic of gambling, so I showed him the featured 30k clip. He wanted to see more, so we watched a bunch of the highlights and the previous 60k runs for about an hour. My father's input; "This is really funny, except the nigger music is unbearable. Why do his parents let him stay there? ... Is he simple or just stupid?". He also likes trapper because he looks like his dead dog.

I would have never imagined talking lolcows with my family.

Did you show him any violence highlights? To me, there's nothing more iconic than Bossman attacking his doors & walls.

While the massive gains & losses recently have been a wild ride, the violencebros have been starved recently.

Over 100k lost in the last week alone, and we haven't had a single chair throw...

 

[Anti Snigger]

Just for context, that $78k in 2 hours is equivalent to the cash burn rate of a company with an annual operating budget of $350 million

 

[Catboy Ranch Dressing]

Just for context, that $78k in 2 hours is equivalent to the cash burn rate of a company with an annual operating budget of $350 million

Mr. Christmas' Rock and Grass Enterprises has a higher annual budget than I thought.

 

[Alerion]

It only makes sense the next run up is going to be six-figures. I wonder if I will be worthy to witness it.

 

[Anti Snigger]

Mr. Christmas' Rock and Grass Enterprises has a higher annual budget than I thought.

In a Silicon Valley sense boss man is a very successful blitz scaler

 

[Probably An Autist]

I don't know if I'm surprised or not that it happened to quick he lost it before I could reply.

 

[Anti Snigger]

It averages out to $10.83 per second

 

[Bruno Powroznik]

Coinwatch update, the wagered has DOUBLED in the last few days


20% win rate

 

[Anti Snigger]

Not to put too fine a point on it, but I don’t think you could physically light that much cash on fire that quickly, unless you had large denomination bills.
Bossman is a financial maverick

 

[A Log in D Tractor 2]

Time for some gamba
Seventy bands, up then down
I'm a fucking clown

If you were watching live, there was a short but hilarious period where his fans in discord believed he still had the $73k and were talking about it asking him what he was going to get, until a rat dropped the news after he had lost down to just a few thousand left and the tone completely shifted.

 

[GradeAGobbleDeeGook]

until a rat dropped the news after he had lost down to just a few thousand left and the tone completely shifted.

best part was when they were claiming the rat posting screenshots must have been using photoshop
like it was so unbelievable to them that Bossman could lose 70 thousand dollars again or something?

 

[Rabbits]

My father is officially a ratdad. We were having our weekly family dinner yesterday and we somehow got onto the topic of gambling, so I showed him the featured 30k clip. He wanted to see more, so we watched a bunch of the highlights and the previous 60k runs for about an hour. My father's input; "This is really funny, except the nigger music is unbearable. Why do his parents let him stay there? ... Is he simple or just stupid?". He also likes trapper because he looks like his dead dog.

I would have never imagined talking lolcows with my family.

Bossman is fun for the whole family.

Especially mothers, because damn that pussy ncie!!!

 

[EyeGuy]

BMJ did exactly what he's done for the past several months straight *again* today? Better make another post in community happenings!

 

[GradeAGobbleDeeGook]

after all that felting, Bossman checked his rakeback in hopes of another lil juicer
it was 8 dollars, and hes gonna neck nvm

 

[9gfuwegw9j9]

bad things happen to bad people

 

[trash cat]

This guy is a fucking moron. I don't understand the appeal.

It's like watching a rat press a lever to self-administer cocaine, over and over again.

 

[The Punished Mitch]

This guy is a fucking moron. I don't understand the appeal.

It's like watching a rat press a lever to self-administer cocaine, over and over again.

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Sounds like you might just be a joyless rat faggot.

 

[GradeAGobbleDeeGook]

Bossman, a guiding light

a torch that lights up the darkness

(he was using a lamp to search the ground for carpet nugs)

 

[draggs]

after all that felting, Bossman checked his rakeback in hopes of another lil juicer
it was 8 dollars, and hes gonna neck nvm
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yeah dawg everybody knows bossman is gonna run up 100 bands dawg

and then dawg he's gonna lose it all in 20 minutes sodapressed dawg