Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[AltisticRight]

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His kitchen is a cluttered mess.

How does someone have a kitchen that's probably triple the size of mine but 10 times messier with what looks like a quarter of cooking tools I have?
That's an achievement.
Or just laziness. Clean your fucking kitchen like a bucko. Wash your scrotum after wearing that device.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Is this from a recent Locals stream?

No, this is at least a few months old, if not older. I summarise these streams when they happen, so I am passingly familiar with this whinge session.

Nick did one LOCALS stream at the end of April promising BIG things like 14 LOCALS shows in May, and at least 2 podcast (maybe 3) that would be exclusive to LOCALS--unclear if he plans to count the podcasts as part of the 14. Since then he has done ZERO shows. He only has 26 days left to fulfill his promise. No worried though, he has been preaching about how his schedule is settling down and he will have BUCKETS of time free. He got to tell off the people who made his schedule hell for a long time, and it felt GOOD! It is all coming back together and he should be able to stream trials WHICH HE LOVES DOING! IT'S ALL COMING, GUYZ!!!!

Tick-Tock! Tick Tock, Nicky!

ETA @elb clips for a refresher on these promises.

 

[Dr Naomi Hunter]

No, this is at least a few months old, if not older. I summarise these streams when they happen, so I am passingly familiar with this whinge session.

Nick did one LOCALS stream at the end of April promising BIG things like 14 LOCALS shows in May, and at least 2 podcast (maybe 3) that would be exclusive to LOCALS--unclear if he plans to count the podcasts as part of the 14. Since then he has done ZERO shows. He only has 26 days left to fulfill his promise. No worried though, he has been preaching about how his schedule is settling down and he will have BUCKETS of time free. He got to tell off the people who made his schedule hell for a long time, and it felt GOOD! It is all coming back together and he should be able to stream trials WHICH HE LOVES DOING! IT'S ALL COMING, GUYZ!!!!

Tick-Tock! Tick Tock, Nicky!

That’s what I thought. I thought he was up to 1/14, but lol of course not.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Stop fucking bothering me about a board! All he does is drink himself to death on his own show! It is perfectly contained in one thread.

But wouldn’t it be so FUNNY and WEIRD if Rekieta got his own board instead of just a thread? Like empty liquor bottles scattered about.



(It would be dumb)

 

[Strix454]

He's too skinny to be an alcoholic alone.
Is he on meth?
It would explain how fucked he looks and how twitchy he's gotten.
Seriously its really noticeable since I last looked in his cage?

It could be meth. The other possibility discussed is that he is grinding up and snorting pills of some sort. Either way, its some sort of stimulant that is causing drastic weight loss. He claims that he went from around 200 pounds a while back to under 150 recently. He takes one long bathroom break to take whatever he is taking during the stream. The stimulant is making it easier for him to stream while drunk but its at the same time reducing him to a gibbering idiot. He also has had a bunch of nasal problems which point in the direction of snorting.

I think he started taking whatever he is taking now at the beginning of the year.

In the past few months he has also licked a man on-stream and he is so mentally/physically messed up that he couldn't get himself together enough to represent a woman at trial over a speeding ticket. The hearing was over a zoom call and he just could not do it.

 

[Spaded Dave]

A sub board all for Rackets would be so empty

Agreed. There was a point in time where a "Lawtube" sub board seemed like a good idea. Turns out it would have been a terrible idea because basically every single side-character in Lawtube and every single side-topic is dead so we would just have an entire sub with only one active thread. Wanting it at this point makes so little sense because the thread itself doesn't even move THAT fast most days.

There aren't even any meaningful sub-plots of Rekieta. Null is right, he just drinks himself to death and when he does we laugh at him and move on.

Until there is enough going on that these retards stop getting sidetracked with talks about pets talking, tripods, cooking, etc then the idea shouldn't even be a blip on anyone's radar.

 

[AltisticRight]

No, this is at least a few months old, if not older. I summarise these streams when they happen, so I am passingly familiar with this whinge session.

Nick did one LOCALS stream at the end of April promising BIG things like 14 LOCALS shows in May, and at least 2 podcast (maybe 3) that would be exclusive to LOCALS--unclear if he plans to count the podcasts as part of the 14. Since then he has done ZERO shows. He only has 26 days left to fulfill his promise. No worried though, he has been preaching about how his schedule is settling down and he will have BUCKETS of time free. He got to tell off the people who made his schedule hell for a long time, and it felt GOOD! It is all coming back together and he should be able to stream trials WHICH HE LOVES DOING! IT'S ALL COMING, GUYZ!!!!

Tick-Tock! Tick Tock, Nicky!

ETA @elb clips for a refresher on these promises.

He looks so fucking awful, the lighting doesn't help but he looks like a legitimate ghoul. What an abomination.

 

[Procrastinhater]

It could be meth. The other possibility discussed is that he is grinding up and snorting pills of some sort. Either way, its some sort of stimulant that is causing drastic weight loss. He claims that he went from around 200 pounds a while back to under 150 recently. He takes one long bathroom break to take whatever he is taking during the stream. The stimulant is making it easier for him to stream while drunk but its at the same time reducing him to a gibbering idiot. He also has had a bunch of nasal problems which point in the direction of snorting.
I think he started taking whatever he is taking now at the beginning of the year.

In the past few months he has also licked a man on-stream and he is so mentally/physically messed up that he couldn't get himself together enough to represent a woman at trial over a speeding ticket. The hearing was over a zoom call and he just could not do it.

If you'd have told me back during the Rittenhouse or even the Depp trial that he'd crash so badly in the space of a couple of years that even fucking DSP would be shitting on him I'd have thought you were crazy.
Balldo used to pull 100K viewers to his streams. Thats more people than live in the town closest to me.
Like over twice as many.
He was making tens of thousands of dollars in super chats.
I don't think I've ever seen a cow crash as hard as Nick.
How many viewers and what was his total from his last few streams?

He looks so fucking awful, the lighting doesn't help but he looks like a legitimate ghoul. What an abomination.

Thats what happens when you sell your soul to Slaanesh and make debauchery and getting wasted your priority over everything, even your family and your health.
He's aged like a fucking Sith.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

>mentions that his streaming room/ gun safe isn’t sound proofed and is unfinished when explaining ceiling cats
>didn’t fucking get the room finished when he was making money hand over fist

I know it’s a gun safe, but he could have likely gotten ventilation and sound proofing in their rather piss off every contractor near him with sex dungeon shit. Most gun safe’s I’ve been in have shit ventilation and typically smell like BO and gun lube. I imagine his smells like BO, hair gel, and a bar floor.

 

[Spaded Dave]

>mentions that his streaming room/ gun safe isn’t sound proofed and is unfinished when explaining ceiling cats
>didn’t fucking get the room finished when he was making money hand over fist

I know it’s a gun safe, but he could have likely gotten ventilation and sound proofing in their rather piss off every contractor near him with sex dungeon shit. Most gun safe’s I’ve been in have shit ventilation and typically smell like BO and gun lube. I imagine his smells like BO, hair gel, and a bar floor.

If I was making the money he was I would have a decked out office with its own refrigerator and self-controlled air conditioning. He doesn't even have a finished ceiling. Sad.

 

[Captain Manning]

There was a point in time where a "Lawtube" sub board seemed like a good idea. Turns out it would have been a terrible idea because basically every single side-character in Lawtube and every single side-topic is dead so we would just have an entire sub with only one active thread.

A Lawtube board makes no sense anymore because the vast majority of people in Lawtube can't hold a candle to what Nick has become. The smarter ones have even distanced themselves from him.

How many viewers and what was his total from his last few streams?

Search @Potatoherder's posts. He gives the superchat take after every stream. It's about in the $100 per night range these days. A far cry from where he once was.

EDIT: Also, his total chat dono take was about $2,000 for the entire month of April. I think @Neetorino is the one that posts the spreadsheets at the beginning of every month.

EDIT: Wrong user credited.

 

[Foltest]

Ok, I don't get why he is called baldo.
Is that a reference to the dog or that he is getting bald?
Anyway, he looks so awful.

 

[Botchy Galoop]

Ok, I don't get why he is called baldo.

Oh no fren. The horrors you will see now.

 

[Glass House]

Ok, I don't get why he is called baldo.
Is that a reference to the dog or that he is getting bald?
Anyway, he looks so awful.

Here you go, have fun

 

[Procrastinhater]

Ok, I don't get why he is called baldo.
Is that a reference to the dog or that he is getting bald?
Anyway, he looks so awful.

The Balldo, or Ball Dildo, is a sex device that impotent men like Nick use to put their testicles into so they can penetrate their partner with their balls.
The manufacturers claim these can lead to a "Ballgasm" that is somehow superior and not at all cope for men with limp dicks.

Its also suspected to be a way to trick women into beastiality as the creator was a FurFaggot and the Balldo simulates "knotting" that happens when animals fuck.
I'm sure another helpful Farmer will have an image of one for you.

don't blame me nigger you asked

 

[FuhrerMustang]

Ever since Null broke up with Rekieta, Rekieta's life has been spiraling out of control.
What Rekieta needs is therapy

Therapy is more of a joke than rackets.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

Ok, I don't get why he is called baldo.
Is that a reference to the dog or that he is getting bald?
Anyway, he looks so awful.

Testicular torsion torture device that he shills. I believe there’s a Metokur video where Jim laughs hard enough his oxygen tube comes out.

 

[Sharpeteer]

Ok, I don't get why he is called baldo.
Is that a reference to the dog or that he is getting bald?
Anyway, he looks so awful.

Welcome to Hell.

Check out the current OP, as well as the new updated OP in PG for a more current rundown of this guy.

 

[genericwhitemale]

Picturing tomorrow or the day after: I open my phone and scroll through my YouTube subscriptions. New video from Elissa Clips titled "Rekieta Law: The thing about DarkSydePhil (re: DSPReacts)." Opens with him, looking at monitor reading superchat.
"Nick, did you see DSP react to you on stream? Yeah, I...[smuckles] guys, DarkSydePhil has decided that because of one video that I'm an asshole to my fans. I just want you to think about that for a second: DarkSydePhil. wants. to fucking talk. about me. Like, listening to DSP for advice on social interactions is like getting advice from Stephen Hawking. [downs whiskey] Anyway, cheers to you Phil. I don't really care - I know people are going to look at this and think "oh he's so mad!" Guys, I don't fucking care. [smugly preens to camera, looks up at ceiling]"

 

[Strix454]

How many viewers and what was his total from his last few streams?

He has little following at all. I think he has a smaller following now than someone like Mersh. The money has completely dried up and he probably doesn't have a rumble contract anymore.

Its reached a level where trolls are heavy in his chats/superchats and the tail is now wagging the dog. In one of his recent streams it had reached a point where the trolls were in control of what he talked about.