Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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rare fatrick W
 
I, for one, am excited to see how Fatrick spins this clear and unambiguous W into a big fat (like Fatrick) L.
He'll figure out a way to turn this free W into a fat (like he is) L. I'm absolutely sure of it. He's our prize pig and this is his biggest talent: He can't let that big fat idiot win. Ever
 
The close-up headshot gave me weird deja vu for the point-and-click 'classic' Darkseed 2. Pat and that game's main character, Mike Dawson, have a lot in common: they're both failed writers who got cucked and constantly say the same things over and over again.

'No stalker, you did not have sex with Rita. Enjoy the Hall of Death (the only way out of there is death).'
Man, I loved Darkseed (and barely liked Darkseed 2 because it was disastrous). What platform did you play it on?
 
Man, I loved Darkseed (and barely liked Darkseed 2 because it was disastrous). What platform did you play it on?
The main problem with Darkseed 2 was the fucking HORRIBLE choice of voice actor for Mike.

But, holy shit, a darkseed parody with Fatrick would just be the most awesome thing ever. No, stalker, the ancients did not jizz an alien embryo into my brain, enjoy prison.
 
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I still have a hard time deciding if lawfats or general fatton is the best fats.

General Fatton is more obviously an idiot (even baby child stalkers can see a paint balloon does nothing against a tank) and lawfats can sound almost reasonable on the surface if you're not of a legal bent.

But damn if his legal takes aren't the hottest shit this side of a pig manure factory.
 
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