Orbiter 🇬🇧 Johnathan Isaac Harrison (and his family) / Cog City / "Jobless Johnny" / Cognitive Thought - Unemployable British cuckold, doxed himself on UberEats, alleged paedophile who now admits to having sex with a 17-year-old when he was 21, seethes on X all day about Ethan Ralph, married to a Punjabi Porkchop. Now the Bri'ish Jerry Springer show.

[AncientPhosphur]

Def Cog 2: Projection

Ethan Ralph interviewed Cog’s brothers (who both said he is a pedophile) and he disappeared for a month and a half. Jonny’s complete lack of self awareness is one of his best lolcow qualities.
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Cog is a retarded trained monkey that learned pull lever, get reward. That reward was a shred of relevancy having his friend, not Cog as Cog has done nothing relevant with his life, beat up Ethan Ralph. Now because the monkey is retarded and once learned this trick and can’t seemingly learn anything else, because Cog is a retard, he keeps pulling that lever (posting about Ralph) hoping for that reward.

 

[Sammich]

Ralph hasn't done a weekend stream in what, 6 months? Cog really fuckign reaching.

 

[PauperVita]

Cog brought Raven Rainn, an e-thot Warski messaged for years, on his stream to own Warski. Cog, like a true simp, was a shoulder to cry on when he wasn’t autistically speaking over her. All was fine until she also did an interview with Ethan Ralph. Cog immediately proceeded to leak her DMs with Ralph hoping Ralph would dox her; however when that didn’t work, he doxed her himself. Months later he is still bitter and now he dismisses her entire story as fabrication despite having grifted off of it previously while presenting it to his paypigs as true.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Ralph's Mexican villa is probably in better condition than Cog's wife's home, even if it is only due to Ralph's lawyer's maintenance efforts.

 

[Elmo]

Cog is bullying abuse victims? Shocking.

 

[PauperVita]

Cog just had a ridiculous sperg out on X/Twitter battling iHujan. Just one problem, it was a fake account. Cog feeling embarrassed then tried to start a X/Twitter battle with the real Kyle Coleman who is too busy at the moment “animating” so all that he had left after embarrassing himself was this gem.


Below is the complete sperg out. There is some overlap. It was a furious sperg out and I do not have time to sort through it all. My apologies.

 

[Londo]

Cog just had a ridiculous sperg out on X/Twitter battling iHujan. Just one problem, it was a fake account. Cog feeling embarrassed then tried to start a X/Twitter battle with the real Kyle Coleman who is too busy at the moment “animating” so all that he had left after embarrassing himself was this gem.
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Below is the complete sperg out. There is some overlap. It was a furious sperg out and I do not have time to sort through it all. My apologies.

Thank you for your service.

Today was a rough day. Last night I had some pretty dense beef. Like an ungodly amount of beef. An amount of beef that would clog the New York sewer system. But upon reading this cope. My eyes opened with delight... as did my booty hole. The laughter that erupted from me wasn't the only explosive thing today. Cog's feltening saved me an hour on the toilet. Thank you.

 

[AltisticRight]

Thank you for your service.

Today was a rough day. Last night I had some pretty dense beef. Like an ungodly amount of beef. An amount of beef that would clog the New York sewer system. But upon reading this cope. My eyes opened with delight... as did my booty hole. The laughter that erupted from me wasn't the only explosive thing today. Cog's feltening saved me an hour on the toilet. Thank you.

Thanks, I'll let my steak stay in the fridge for another day.

 

[Autischic]

Cog just had a ridiculous sperg out on X/Twitter battling iHujan. Just one problem, it was a fake account. Cog feeling embarrassed then tried to start a X/Twitter battle with the real Kyle Coleman who is too busy at the moment “animating” so all that he had left after embarrassing himself was this gem.
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Below is the complete sperg out. There is some overlap. It was a furious sperg out and I do not have time to sort through it all. My apologies.

What a total retard. How can he not see "Twitter Geek VERIFIED" vs "Tvvitter Geek".

The best part is how often he accused the troll of being mad and seething at being doxed.



Unmatched projection from the Britnog.

 

[AltisticRight]

Unmatched projection from the Britnog.

For some supposedly cultured bong faggot, he sure loves to appropriate American Culture of thinking about black penises all the time.
Spiritual mutt, actual chav, 100% on the dole, touches the doll, and dysgenic.

 

[PauperVita]

Cog wants to travel back in time to a land before cell phones and internet so he can rape this little girl.

 

[Terfatron]

I tried to watch the britnog's stream for any clips, but got distracted by the links in his bio.

For those that don't know how bad things really are, Cog tried his hand at music years ago and still has the channel linked in his bio:
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By the view counts I can tell most of you haven't heard this disabled man of English sing, so I opted to share with the class. These are hilarious and I bet it's better than anything he said on stream.

1) Jokes

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Spoiler: Sing Along with Cognificent

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2) Feel Right


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Spoiler: Sing Along with Cognificent

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Move over Kendrick, this is who drake should really worry about!

 

[Londo]

Since COG reads this thread and since he crys non stop...

Cog your music is terrible and your vocals on McJarbo are literally the only ones I can't stand. You suck Anglo.

 

[Autischic]

There's not a lot of good photos for a proper comparison, but I'd say she's bigger than the Ralphamale.

 

[AltisticRight]

There's not a lot of good photos for a proper comparison, but I'd say she's bigger than the Ralphamale.

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Sure puts "fuck Ralph" to a whole new level.
Autoguntyphilia.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Ralph and Nora in an alternate universe

 

[Londo]

Ralph and Nora in an alternate universe

I can smell this picture through the monitor.

 

[fedoralordjish]

Cog just had a ridiculous sperg out on X/Twitter battling iHujan. Just one problem, it was a fake account. Cog feeling embarrassed then tried to start a X/Twitter battle with the real Kyle Coleman who is too busy at the moment “animating” so all that he had left after embarrassing himself was this gem.
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Below is the complete sperg out. There is some overlap. It was a furious sperg out and I do not have time to sort through it all. My apologies.

i'ts unbelievable what a one trick pony cog is, no matter what happens always falls back to the same few phrases he uses over and over again...

 

[AltisticRight]

i'ts unbelievable what a one trick pony cog is, no matter what happens always falls back to the same few phrases he uses over and over again...

Your loife is already ovah, storkah child, enjoy prisun.

 

[fedoralordjish]

Your loife is already ovah, storkah child, enjoy prisun.

and not a single t was pronounced that day