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When will Jack drop dead?

  • February-March 2024

    Votes: 6 0.4%
  • April-May 2024

    Votes: 6 0.4%
  • June-July 2024

    Votes: 18 1.3%
  • August-September 2024

    Votes: 34 2.5%
  • October-November 2024

    Votes: 37 2.7%
  • December 2024

    Votes: 44 3.2%
  • Sometime in 2025

    Votes: 258 18.7%
  • Sometime in 2026

    Votes: 194 14.1%
  • Jack lives forever. The Wendigo Must Consoom

    Votes: 782 56.7%

  • Total voters
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Jacks brain is basically just a hand full of neurons floating around in cream geez at this point.

Somebody was in a mood this morning:
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It's hilarious how he says "science is bought and paid for" meanwhile he's the first to quote "science" if it matches his bias.

About that second screenshot, wasn't he saying that YouTube should set an option so only paying channel members could comment?
The hypocrisy of fatty never fails to flabbergast me
Yeah but that only applies when HE needs to pay for it and Mommywife won't give him any more money for the rest of the month because he spent it all.

That's the elephant's foot.
Looks about the same and I'm sure it tastes about the same as well.
 
Oh hey, this stupid insufferable stroked out motherfucker actually confirmed that he does call God "Daddy-God" like I've mocked before. This also does mean I'm probably right in him also whining and demanding he fix his own self-inflicted mistakes too.
 
Oh hey, this stupid insufferable stroked out motherfucker actually confirmed that he does call God "Daddy-God" like I've mocked before. This also does mean I'm probably right in him also whining and demanding he fix his own self-inflicted mistakes too.
He would immediately immolate if he stepped foot in a church. An actual one.
 
Much like Jack Pack, the name was already taken. Granted, it's an ebook shovelware publisher, but it's taken. And apparently the book was "published" in 2016.
It's right in Jack's wheelhouse though, it's a children's book about learning to respect other people's point of view.

Wait, maybe it isn't in Jack's wheelhouse.
 
I wear Deicide tshirts that have more class than this. Pretty sure Jesus doesn't like fat slobs calling him "daddy" as an excuse for their sloth.
You really do get the impression this product line was created by someone with no understanding of Christianity. The YHWH one is like that skit from Life of Brian brought to life.

The cross one is really stupid too. All traditional depictions put the penitent thief on the left side (as that would be Jesus' right). Mary is depicted on the left for the same reason.

I don't like selling religiously-themed items for personal profit to begin with but if you're going to do it, do it right.
 
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You really do get the impression this product line was created by someone with no understanding of Christianity. The YHWH one is like that skit from Life of Brian brought to life.

The cross one is really stupid too. All traditional depictions put the penitent thief on the left side (as that would be Jesus' right). Mary is depicted on the left for the same reason.

I don't like selling religiously-themed items for personal profit to begin with but if you're going to do it, do it right.
Tammy would love the "bring out your dead" cart brought by Casa Del Jagoff
 
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