Orbiter "Flutter" / "Egg" / "Cabbage Patch" / "Meryl" / "Food Lion lady" - Modern Christory's biggest mystery

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I mean the entire fucking internet turned against Chris, what would this woman hope to gain from this mother fucker?
It's not like Chris is loaded with his tugboat, nor is he going to see much of any of that Etsy cash with Caden running the show. There's no fame to be had by hooking up with Chris, and if she thought there was, she wouldn't be hiding as much as she does.

That all leads back to the idea that she's somehow a wrangler for Chris.
 
That all leads back to the idea that she's somehow a wrangler for Chris.
I dearly hope so. It's that her reaching out to him part that concerns me.

I'm not saying Flutter doesn't lead him with a firm hand, I'm just saying it's sus that they go to conventions and she seems to be getting something out of it. If not money or a favor to Caden.

She might be one of his dowdy spinster cousins who he made Chris lie about how they met and that would explain the wrangler-like attitude she has.

Plus she likes My Little pony he likes My Little pony, so they have something in common.
 
From the looks of it, Flutter was most likely hired by Caden to keep Chris in line so he can manage his Etsy earnings because Caden knows what Chris is like and he doesn’t want Chris to end up in jail again so how does he do that? By getting some young woman to distract Chris!
The thing that unsettles me is it's a very specific thing she's doing.

Something flutter would have to go out of her way, possibly get time off from work, lodgings if she's not staying with Chris and spend money on.

We know she already foots the bill for groceries and restaurant and cons.
 
The thing that unsettles me is it's a very specific thing she's doing.

Something flutter would have to go out of her way, possibly get time off from work, lodgings if she's not staying with Chris and spend money on.

We know she already foots the bill for groceries and restaurant and cons.
Caden could have given her the money to pay for all of that
 
It's not like Chris is loaded with his tugboat, nor is he going to see much of any of that Etsy cash with Caden running the show. There's no fame to be had by hooking up with Chris, and if she thought there was, she wouldn't be hiding as much as she does.

That all leads back to the idea that she's somehow a wrangler for Chris.
This also begs the question... why is Flutter his wrangler? There's a limited amount of Etsy cash to dole around to the point it's hard to see how this is worth it for her.

No answer makes sense here.
 
This also begs the question... why is Flutter his wrangler? There's a limited amount of Etsy cash to dole around to the point it's hard to see how this is worth it for her.

No answer makes sense here.
flutter could just be equally as insane as chris but in other ways. maybe she fully believes he is jesus and because of this she is his protector and servant. she could have a fair amount of money herself so putting effort in to see chris is not really a big issue she could also see caden as a fellow protector so shes willing to help him out as well without issue.

the only other way i can see any of this making sense is if flutter is a very very dedicated troll who is getting as close to caden and chris as possible to not only destroy praetor but also ruin chris forever. she might even be slowly collecting videos and artifacts to sell later on.

there is also the third option where she is simply a regular autist who just genuinely likes chris and wants to be his friend with no hidden motives at all.
 
flutter could just be equally as insane as chris but in other ways. maybe she fully believes he is jesus and because of this she is his protector and servant. she could have a fair amount of money herself so putting effort in to see chris is not really a big issue she could also see caden as a fellow protector so shes willing to help him out as well without issue.

the only other way i can see any of this making sense is if flutter is a very very dedicated troll who is getting as close to caden and chris as possible to not only destroy praetor but also ruin chris forever. she might even be slowly collecting videos and artifacts to sell later on.

there is also the third option where she is simply a regular autist who just genuinely likes chris and wants to be his friend with no hidden motives at all.
Great point! It's possible that she could think that he's the Messiah and she's one of those people that want to die in a religious cult or something.

I don't believe she's a full troll though. It's been too long.
 
I mean the entire fucking internet turned against Chris, what would this woman hope to gain from this mother fucker?

Why on God's green earth would you want to honestly befriend Chris? It ain't for no self-improvement or trolling it's because she genuinely wants to spend time with him.

Flutter literally went out of her way to contact Chris and engage him in real life.

Fucked. Up.

"He's troubled, but I can fix him!" -Every woman with a black eye in America right now.
 
We should force "I can fix him" girls to date "I can fix her" guys and then put them on an island for a year until they realize they're both fetishists with a savior complex.
If a guy was kind enough to point out flaws in me lovingly and constructively, and wasn't opposed to me doing it, I wouldn't mind it.

Provided it was done with a genuine desire to help me.

Lord knows I need it.
 
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