Orbiter "Flutter" / "Egg" / "Cabbage Patch" / "Meryl" / "Food Lion lady" - Modern Christory's biggest mystery

Well, on the Cwiki, Chris says that he met her in Lynchburg, she first wrote to him in jail and the two are friends who see each other from time to time.

So... How do we know that she's not from Lynchburg and maybe has relatives that she flies out to see? Finnish or not.

Maybe she lives in Lynchburg Virginia.
 
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Glassshardballpit said:
Well, on the Cwiki, Chris says that he met her in Lynchburg, she first wrote to him in jail and the two are friends who see each other from time to time.

So... How do we know that she's not from Lynchburg and maybe has relatives that she flies out to see? Finnish or not.

Maybe she lives in Lynchburg Virginia.
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She is more outside of VA than she is in VA. Not likely.
Plus, she lives at the Praetorium when there.
That means her place would be vacant.
 
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Glassshardballpit said:
Well, on the Cwiki, Chris says that he met her in Lynchburg, she first wrote to him in jail and the two are friends who see each other from time to time.

So... How do we know that she's not from Lynchburg and maybe has relatives that she flies out to see? Finnish or not.

Maybe she lives in Lynchburg Virginia.
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That's another thing that doesn't seem organic about all this - she's the one who reached out to him. While he was in jail.

This means she would have had to know which jail he was in, meaning she had inside information that even the Farms didn't have for a little while, and could only have come from somebody who had gotten mail from Chris before farms friendly people like Spamton were able to engage correspondence.

Caden almost certainly would have been one of the first people Chris wrote to, in order to continue speaking with Praetor, as well as coordinate the jail alt sales and such.
 
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Optimus Prime said:
That's another thing that doesn't seem organic about all this - she's the one who reached out to him. While he was in jail.

This means she would have had to know which jail he was in, meaning she had inside information that even the Farms didn't have for a little while, and could only have come from somebody who had gotten mail from Chris before farms friendly people like Spamton were able to engage correspondence.

Caden almost certainly would have been one of the first people Chris wrote to, in order to continue speaking with Praetor, as well as coordinate the jail alt sales and such.
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Powerleveling as someone who briefly considered writing to Chris, it really wasn't that hard figuring out where to send jail letters, even by late 2021. IIRC it took me about an hour to find all the info I would've needed just through VINE and VAcourts.

I'm still convinced there are dozens of never-released letters Chris sent to weens that we'll probably never see, because it was shockingly easy.
 
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I found a Facebook account of somebody who lives in Bedford VA that resembles Flutter...

https://www.facebook.com/sharon.stump.98

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flutter 2.jpg

This an old picture with her daughter (I think).

Maybe this is flutters mom?
 
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themarchivist2 said:
Powerleveling as someone who briefly considered writing to Chris, it really wasn't that hard figuring out where to send jail letters, even by late 2021. IIRC it took me about an hour to find all the info I would've needed just through VINE and VAcourts.

I'm still convinced there are dozens of never-released letters Chris sent to weens that we'll probably never see, because it was shockingly easy.
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I consider myself a normally even-tempered person on here, but what the hell?

Are you a fucking retard?
 
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Bad as Can said:
I found a Facebook account of somebody who lives in Bedford VA that resembles Flutter...

https://www.facebook.com/sharon.stump.98

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This an old picture with her daughter (I think).

Maybe this is flutters mom?
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Tbf, Flutter does look like she could have walked right out of a Full House rerun.

Especially with that painting or drawing or whatever it is being used as an avatar, but I literally think this is just some random person you found.
 
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Glassshardballpit said:
Tbf, Flutter does look like she could have walked right out of a Full House rerun.

Especially with that painting or drawing or whatever it is being used as an avatar, but I literally think this is just some random person you found.
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I did some more digging. True People lists that she lives in the big island house...

This private information is unavailable to guests due to policies enforced by third-parties.
 
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Bad as Can said:
I did some more digging. True People lists that she lives in the big island house...

This private information is unavailable to guests due to policies enforced by third-parties.
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To be fair again, Big Island (upon googling) is only 300 census.

But similarities and coincidences don't make one and the same.

Keep your eyes open though! Speculation and detective work, without harassing people, is the bread and butter we need right now.
 
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Glassshardballpit said:
To be fair again, Big Island (upon googling) is only 300 census.

But similarities and coincidences don't make one and the same.

Keep your eyes open though! Speculation and detective work, without harassing people, is the bread and butter we need right now.
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Mind you, Flutter is definitely not registered there and wouldn't be in the census.
I, myself, actually live in two places, a flat and a summer house, but I am only registered in one.
 
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Mind you, Flutter is definitely not registered there and wouldn't be in the census.
I, myself, actually live in two places, a flat and a summer house, but I am only registered in one.
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Sounds like a lot of work on top of a lot of space I wouldn't care to hire someone to clean.

Oh, I'm sure she's an illegitimate heiress with time on her hands and money to burn to play babysitter and nursemaid to one of the most detestable humans ever made.

I've said it before, you would have to be some kind of degenerate depraved low life to want to hang out with someone like Chris on anything other than a trolling basis.

I think even Otaku learned his lesson but here flutter still is.

I mean the entire fucking internet turned against Chris, what would this woman hope to gain from this mother fucker?

Why on God's green earth would you want to honestly befriend Chris? It ain't for no self-improvement or trolling it's because she genuinely wants to spend time with him.

Flutter literally went out of her way to contact Chris and engage him in real life.

Fucked. Up.
 
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