Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

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The kind folk of the Kiwi Farms will no doubt have some suggestions to help this poor enby out.

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Early in his career, Alan Moore did a story in the series Halo Jones where a character has changed sex so many times (far-future, innit?) that their personality has been completely erased, leaving a sort of invisible cypher that no one can see or hear. Even they can't remember what they were to start with. But he had it all backwards; the personality is missing in the first place with a lot of these. The trans/enby identity is meant to replace one.
 
Pretty sure he's lying about everything. Firstly, there is no such thing as a suicide "attempt"; you either do it or you don't.
Him being from Victoria explains his rampant faggotry, though.
True, when you've made up your mind, you just go for it in the most effective way you can access. But not every suicidal person has the mental determination and willpower needed to take their own life.
"For the desires of the flesh are against the Spirit, and the desires of the Spirit are against the flesh, for these are opposed to each other, to keep you from doing the things you want to do." - Galatians 5:17
Just because you want to do something doesn't mean you'll go through with it. No matter how desperate you are, natural survival instincts can keep you from committing the unthinkable. Surviving also happens. Those cases can be rightfully called "attempts".

Elsewhere, a woman asks how to talk to men and marvels that men don't, in fact, like constantly talking to each other about their problems. Weird that she supposedly possesses a magical man-soul, and yet knows less about men than your average 13-year-old with a serious brain injury:

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I went to r/AskMen to look at advice for how men talk to each other, what I got was that men will talk about subjects outside of personal drama majority of the time. Like things they've done or work or stuff like that. I didn't fully realize this before, and makes sense that whenever I tried having full conversations with men they always ignore when I talk about my personal problems lmao. It's kind of annoying to me I can't really talk about those things, but I guess I never learned how to talk about much else outside of my emotions and problems. Anyone else get this?
I want to be comfortable talking to men but I just don't know where to start. I feel like it is completely different to talking to women, and to be honest I think I like talking to women more. Makes me wonder if I was born male, would I still be more comfortable talking to women? Is it an experience thing, or personal?
The comments are about as helpful as you'd expect, although one person is reasonably sensible and tells her to just talk about things she's interested in. OP:

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Idk, thing is I don't have many major interests I think most men would care about. I don't care for sports, the video games I play aren't targeted specifically to men (Minecraft, roblox, VRChat, etc), I don't know about cars, I don't like sexualizing women behind their backs, I don't care much for politics, I don't care about guns, don't know much about history, the only thing I can think of I potentially have in common with an amount of men is fitness. But not all guys are into fitness so idk.
I am once again asking why in the name of sweet baby Jesus these incredibly naive and feminine women who don't even like men have decided that something about them is so masculine that they are obliged to cut their tits off.
My guilty pleasure is reading about the wake-up calls pooners go through when discovering the authentic male experience. Everything is different: conversations, social interactions, the way strangers behave around you, what is expected of you, meeting and dating women, self-reliance, having unhealthy emotional outlets, never talking about feelings and struggles, etc. is part and parcel of what men consider normal, even if they don't like it. I wonder what pooners imagine the male experience to be before seeing reality for what it is.

Also her reaction is typically fem brained. First, I'm 100% certain she cried about this, because it's very easy for women to cry about things that upset them. Men on the other hand usually get angry at things that upset them. Guys also cry but not as easily and usually for extremely emotional situations.
After she cried, she immediately asks her fellow LARPing girl-friends for advice on how to integrate the elusive male circles, asking for tips on how to socialize and what to talk about. An FTM would probably just barge in, expecting women to just go along with they what they're doing, oblivious to the discomfort they're causing.
She also doesn't experience male cope. A (more immature) guy might simply leave and blame the others for being lame. Or he might hang around, desperately trying to fit in despite nobody liking him.

She, at best, reacts like a very effeminate, immature and socially inept young guy.

This comment from that thread is actually a decent take:
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I love how if you subscribe to the tranny worldview, society is apparently a literal caricature of 1950’s America. Men only like cars, guns and talking about fucking women. And women only like cooking, cleaning and shopping. These people are so narrow-minded and have even less of a grasp on the opposite sex than the average person, it’s incredible.
 
I love how if you subscribe to the tranny worldview, society is apparently a literal caricature of 1950’s America. Men only like cars, guns and talking about fucking women. And women only like cooking, cleaning and shopping. These people are so narrow-minded and have even less of a grasp on the opposite sex than the average person, it’s incredible.
Not to forget that all of that is attributed to "socialization" too! Pristine blank slates were imprinted with "gender" as they grew up. Neither gender has innate interests, aptitudes, or behaviors that developed over millions of years due to their sexed bodies and what they could or couldn't do with them.

Young men are drawn to cars, guns, and fucking women only because sometime during their infancy or childhood someone put them in a car, drove them to the gun range for some target practice and then later after dinner gave them a gift subscription to Pornhub because they finished their peas.
 
Early in his career, Alan Moore did a story in the series Halo Jones where a character has changed sex so many times (far-future, innit?) that their personality has been completely erased, leaving a sort of invisible cypher that no one can see or hear. Even they can't remember what they were to start with. But he had it all backwards; the personality is missing in the first place with a lot of these. The trans/enby identity is meant to replace one.
It may have not been Moore’s intention, but I always read that as saying that being so focused on one element of yourself, causes that thing to take your personality entirely over.
And most Genderspecials, certainly the terminally online ones who may as well be being ignored by society, are exactly like this.

The only difference is that the Glyph ends up rescuing the title character in a noble act of self sacrifice. No troon or poon ever would.

As the comic is quite obscure and only really known about in Alan Moore fanboy circles or 2000AD die hards, I have attached all relevant frames to give people the idea of this character.
 

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I've seen this one a lot recently and I think I've figured it out. I mean, apart from the fact that they're a bunch of greasy perverts who fantasise about the impossible.

They're feeling their balls move.

Trans indoctrination has got them paying an inordinate amount of attention to their bodies, because they're obsessed with finding signs of "dysphoria" to justify their newly adopted beliefs. If they're on hormones, they'll also be obsessively looking for signs of "feminisation", whatever that might entail. The result is that they'll be much more aware of sensations that they would normally not have noticed on a conscious level. It's like a form of OCD, except turned inward to observe unconscious physical processes.

Now, the lower pelvis is densely enervated and packed full of little muscles to unconsciously do various sorts of things, like keeping the testicles at an optimum temperature, keeping various tubes leaking, and occasionally popping boners for no reason. All the troon's talk about a "phantom vagina" and such is just his sudden, conscious awareness of these muscles working in response to external stimuli. The feeling of "opening up" is probably the testicles ascending in response to stress, which would widen the inguinal canal as more stuff was crammed into it.

This is more grist for the "troonery is a cult" mill, too. Cults often like to inculcate an obsessive self-awareness about bodily functions into their inductees, because it induces a form anxiety, which the cult can exploit for further manipulation.
They're also just using their imaginations and being autists that can't simply comprehend that you can fool yourself into almost feeling things when you think really hard about them, especially when it's sexually charged, lmao. I think I was a small child when I realized if I closed my eyes and thought about the room spinning hard enough I could almost "feel it" happening. That's the level of cognitive abilities these absolute retards are working from. It astounds me.
 
I really can't stand AAP fujo poons. They are so annoying. Its why I used to be a transmed when I was a pooner.

WHY oh why do you need gay cut boxers. I thought manly doods wouldnt want their hips to show? I thought they wouldnt want to be mistaken for a girl?
Also who exactly are fucking these people? Actual gay men arent an option, though youd be suprised how mamy lesbians are into passing FTMs. Not me though, these people are legit disgusting. I doubt most lesbians find them truly attractive enough.
I had a bf with a best friend/roommate who was a AAP fujo young woman when I was peaking and it seemed like the dudes that she would find (on grindr/tinder) were just significantly older men (late 20s+) who were desperate losers that just wanted sex.

Bf and fujo fell off after she became an increasing burden/toxic retard and I never heard more about her. Was kind of sad for him as they were "best friends" but was obvious to me as she was parasitic financially and he was a simp weirdo. That relationship didn't last between us either. But yeah every "queer dude" straight man she brought over was just pure trash and it usually became apparent quickly.
 
I love how if you subscribe to the tranny worldview, society is apparently a literal caricature of 1950’s America. Men only like cars, guns and talking about fucking women. And women only like cooking, cleaning and shopping. These people are so narrow-minded and have even less of a grasp on the opposite sex than the average person, it’s incredible.
Oddly TIMs never seem to get into the cooking or cleaning female stereotypes. Or try to become a stereotypical nurturing woman caring for children or older relatives. It’s the wrong sort of womaning and doesn’t give them a euphoria boner.
 
I love how if you subscribe to the tranny worldview, society is apparently a literal caricature of 1950’s America. Men only like cars, guns and talking about fucking women. And women only like cooking, cleaning and shopping. These people are so narrow-minded and have even less of a grasp on the opposite sex than the average person, it’s incredible.
Remember that debate about tomboys? I've always believed tomboys as a concept don't really make sense because men and women can be into things that aren't traditionally subscribed to their gender. But not these guys, for them it's the exact opposite: If you aren't into "manly" things you're legally a woman and vice versa.
 
Oddly TIMs never seem to get into the cooking or cleaning female stereotypes. Or try to become a stereotypical nurturing woman caring for children or older relatives. It’s the wrong sort of womaning and doesn’t give them a euphoria boner.
To be fair, TIFs never seem to become beer chugging truckers, either.
 
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