Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Look, I think that leslie constantly owning Fatrick is funny as hell, but the over the top famning shes getting both here and on owens forrems is a bit much. She is, without a doubt, an average leftist, urban white woman. She's pro fag, pro trans, pro bipoc, pro antifa, etc etc.
Thats what makes her roasting of our favorite pig so funny, because she IS on the same side as he is, and normally leftists will overlook any deviancy, any character flaw, any crime, if someone is an ally. Yet Piggertits is so completly unlikeable even his own "allies" hate him.

That doesnt change the fact that if any of us were locked in a room with leslie anf forced to talk about anything but the Miluakee Sausage Maker 75% of us would strangle her with her own intestines and the other 25% would just snap her neck.
 
He is attacking Leslie again. He is really furious and narcissist injured from being banned from Penguincon:
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It sounds like a commercial. It somehow really makes me look forward to go to prison.

It’s so beautiful. Biggest laugh I’ve had from Pat in a while. It sounds like a marketing slogan.

“For 150 years the Tomlinson family has been farming the rich soil of America’s heartland. Milwaukee residents have always known there’s only one name for the finest Wisconsin cheddar and savory, slow-smoked cured meats. Now you can bring the pure taste of Wisconsin home, wherever you live. Log off. Take a break. Enjoy prison with Tomlinson Charcuterie Boards, available in your grocer’s deli aisle.” We can workshop it but there’s gold in there.
 
Look, I think that leslie constantly owning Fatrick is funny as hell, but the over the top famning shes getting both here and on owens forrems is a bit much. She is, without a doubt, an average leftist, urban white woman. She's pro fag, pro trans, pro bipoc, pro antifa, etc etc.
Thats what makes her roasting of our favorite pig so funny, because she IS on the same side as he is, and normally leftists will overlook any deviancy, any character flaw, any crime, if someone is an ally. Yet Piggertits is so completly unlikeable even his own "allies" hate him.

That doesnt change the fact that if any of us were locked in a room with leslie anf forced to talk about anything but the Miluakee Sausage Maker 75% of us would strangle her with her own intestines and the other 25% would just snap her neck.

Maybe give the identity politics and the misogyny a rest for 5 minutes, ffs.
 
Maybe give the identity politics and the misogyny a rest for 5 minutes, ffs.
Agreed. I feel I come down more on one side than another in the stupid American political bullshit scale, but I also feel I can competently and amusingly have conversations and fun with people who don't agree with me, unless they're complete and utter faggots (like fats).

Leslie is clearly not a complete and utter faggot as she can give a Pest a good spanking, so there's definitely common ground and amusement to be had in discussion.

If you're secure in your sinks, other people blathering isn't really going to threaten you, and so you can have fun.
 
That doesnt change the fact that if any of us were locked in a room with leslie anf forced to talk about anything but the Miluakee Sausage Maker 75% of us would strangle her with her own intestines and the other 25% would just snap her neck.
Calm down faggot it's not like I'm going to fuck her or something. Chill.
 
Quasi actually tried to seek discovery from the pedophile guild, but the court (imo incorrectly) turned him down. I thought then and think now that they were a real party in interest in the case and were abusing the legal system to cover up their own activities. The judge didn't agree. 🤷
Their name was probably on the donator list.
It’s so beautiful. Biggest laugh I’ve had from Pat in a while. It sounds like a marketing slogan.

“For 150 years the Tomlinson family has been farming the rich soil of America’s heartland. Milwaukee residents have always known there’s only one name for the finest Wisconsin cheddar and savory, slow-smoked cured meats. Now you can bring the pure taste of Wisconsin home, wherever you live. Log off. Take a break. Enjoy prison with Tomlinson Charcuterie Boards, available in your grocer’s deli aisle.” We can workshop it but there’s gold in there.
Then why is he always acting all high and mighty when he comes from peasant stock? The pig should know his place.
 
Look, I think that leslie constantly owning Fatrick is funny as hell, but the over the top famning shes getting both here and on owens forrems is a bit much. She is, without a doubt, an average leftist, urban white woman. She's pro fag, pro trans, pro bipoc, pro antifa, etc etc.
Thats what makes her roasting of our favorite pig so funny, because she IS on the same side as he is, and normally leftists will overlook any deviancy, any character flaw, any crime, if someone is an ally. Yet Piggertits is so completly unlikeable even his own "allies" hate him.

That doesnt change the fact that if any of us were locked in a room with leslie anf forced to talk about anything but the Miluakee Sausage Maker 75% of us would strangle her with her own intestines and the other 25% would just snap her neck.
Nobody cares about her political takes here. Never saw a single tweet from her posted here that does not involve Patrick or his close, gravitational orbit. Which he has, because he is just that fat.

So chill, she is only interesting as a very different member of Pat's rogues gallery than us humble lolcow enjoyers and stalker children.
 
I would never support GenCon at this point. This is the con that now hates Gary Gygax, the literal god of RPG.

GenCon is scum and it does not deserve your presence.
While I agree completely, there's not really any better tabletop cons to go to. It's an unfortunate reality that the GenCon I fell in love with 15 years ago is not the same event today. It's still one of the best places to try/buy new games.

It's also funny to think that at any point in the last few years I could have crossed paths with Pat and not even known. (There's enough fats to hide his specific gravity well when you aren't looking for it)
 
Maybe give the identity politics and the misogyny a rest for 5 minutes, ffs.
Spotted the trannyfucker
Nobody cares about her political takes here. Never saw a single tweet from her posted here that does not involve Patrick or his close, gravitational orbit. Which he has, because he is just that fat.

So chill, she is only interesting as a very different member of Pat's rogues gallery than us humble lolcow enjoyers and stalker children.
I agree, her pig poking is funny AF. But I've seen a lot of folks here praising her, much in the same way folks here were praising vickers when faith first got gunted. How did that workout again?
Fact is shes a "literary agent" who works for some tiny agency, that doesn't represent a single author I've ever heard of, and has almost as much time to waste on twitter as The FFWBT. The way she gets under Mr Half Marathons skin is funny AF, but shes at least half a cow herself.
 
Look, I think that leslie constantly owning Fatrick is funny as hell, but the over the top famning shes getting both here and on owens forrems is a bit much. She is, without a doubt, an average leftist, urban white woman. She's pro fag, pro trans, pro bipoc, pro antifa, etc etc.
Thats what makes her roasting of our favorite pig so funny, because she IS on the same side as he is, and normally leftists will overlook any deviancy, any character flaw, any crime, if someone is an ally. Yet Piggertits is so completly unlikeable even his own "allies" hate him.

That doesnt change the fact that if any of us were locked in a room with leslie anf forced to talk about anything but the Miluakee Sausage Maker 75% of us would strangle her with her own intestines and the other 25% would just snap her neck.
It sounds like you think only one sort of person reads kiwifarms. The farms is not a hivemind.

There are definitely white fag-hatin' tranny-hatin' nigga-hatin' right-leaning country men here but the men who tick every single one of those boxes will not be the majority in this thread.

Of those who do tick every single one of those boxes, I would hazard a guess there are still many who would draw the line at constructing the scenario you've imagined, even when using hyperbole, because it involves violence against someone who couldn't fight back.

I agree that it's incredibly funny that he alienates even those who should on paper be his allies, but damn dude. Get an outlet.
 

An ONA poster behind the Lyndon Evans account was exposed by Leslie after sending her bizarre horny messages. Who knew a bunch of truckers who still follow a dead radio show had these sorts among their ranks?
Patposting never dies, it simply sleeps sometimes, child. Oh my god :story:
The board also seems to suspect that Patrick is at least partially complicit in the harassment of other congoers or guests.
There’s been speculation on both boards that Pat sends those anonymous messages out to get sympathy and attention, often clout leaching from someone high on the progressive stack or famous to draw from their followers. Also pat, hildy, ooga, etc get big headed and team up on people like Leslie. He’s absolutely complicit in the harassment of people who don’t buy his narrative.
And who responds to one by just sending out a "bomb sniffing dog" and not doing anything else? You either ignore it or evacuate. This story sounds more and more suspicious every time he tells it.
Yeah they just quietly run the bomb dogs, since they had it on fast authority that it was surely a hoax, sure fat. This completely contradicts his narrative about them wanting to shoot him, such a blasé response for an attempted murder of an important political firebrand. He made that shit up and he’s cornered now. He could’ve said nothing but he said the most retarded shit ever and told on himself.
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What does this even mean? Shoot him while they quietly ran the dogs through the convention? It doesn’t even make sense.
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lol Pat wanted to avoid embarrassing the people who told him to fuck off. He thinks they should be embarrassed lol. Altruistic to a fault, that one. I cringed reading it.
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Celebrities like authors, he thinks he’s a celebrity. This massive cope fest is amazing. Very telling of how he sees himself, and how he implores others to see him.
 
That doesnt change the fact that if any of us were locked in a room with leslie anf forced to talk about anything but the Miluakee Sausage Maker 75% of us would strangle her with her own intestines and the other 25% would just snap her neck.
Eh, i doubt it. I think i could deal with her better than your average normie because she's in the publishing industry so she's most likely well-read and i'd talk about books with her, safe theme. She doesn't strike me as the frothing-at-the-mouth libshit that would steer any convo towards niggers and troons from the bit i listened to her on Dan's podcast. Plus she's old enough to be my mother, can't do anything but treat women of that age cordial if they're not retarded cunts.
nigga-hatin
It's "nigger". With a hard r.
 
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