Careercow The Irate Gamer / Chris Bores / Chris Neo Show - AVGN Copycat Turned Ghost Doctor

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

Weed+isolation induced psychosis hits another memetuber.

 

[luigismanslave]

I never even thought to see if Chris had a thread here. I fucking love Ghost Doctor. Someone beat me to the punch, but my friends and I have been posting the George Floyd clip at eachother for months. I'm also a big fan of the one where he visits the Wright Brothers' grave with an offering of a half bag of skittles and a quarter jar of salsa as an offering. He's such a goober.

He also did a livestream on the Irate Gamer channel and people kept superchatting him telling him to buy Fent, which was quite fun

 

[Drip Torch]

Has he at least gone to Bell Witch cave?

Big doubt! Ms. Bell Witch isnt his type, because she has some relevance to actual local history in the real world. That part of Tennessee might also be a bit scary for gamer types.
Fun fact: Those who connected to that area, Adams TN, or are related to the Bell family, will not say anything about her too this day. The fear is still real.

 

[Cardinal Cardinal]

How many of you have hired him to cleanse your house?

 

[Breadbassket]

Bores has been into the paranormal and the supernatural since at least the 2000s. Guess he has only gone further into that rabbit hole these days.



Honestly he would probably prefer to be known for being a ghost hunter rather then being seen as some ancient AVGN wannabe angry video game reviewer.

 

[Rotollo 2]

but my friends and I have been posting the George Floyd clip at eachother for months

share my dude, did chris actually try to resurrect saint floyd?

 

[Squatty Potty]

You can't forget that Chris Bores also operates a 1 million sub children's slop channel, Minecraft Puppet Steve, that has near DSP levels of dead subs.

https://www.youtube.com/@PuppetSteve1

 

[Peristaltic Pump]

I'm glad I was in a Storm Dain household growing up.

 

[luigismanslave]

How many of you have hired him to cleanse your house?

i was strongly considering it and the appearance of the world's first portable buddhist altar making an apprarance had me rolling

share my dude, did chris actually try to resurrect saint floyd?

 

[Jew-ish]

The end of man will be a post apocalyptic duel between Irategamer and Darksydephil, trying to out last one another. Phil begging the dark powers for support, Chris cleansing the demons as they appear, for the rest of time.

 

[Markass the Worst]

The end of man will be a post apocalyptic duel between Irategamer and Darksydephil, trying to out last one another. Phil begging the dark powers for support, Chris cleansing the demons as they appear, for the rest of time.

We all know DSP would win. DSP outlives all.

 

[ita]

Oh, this is an interesting update to come to for this guy after not hearing about him for the past decade and a half or so.

I guess there are worse YouTuber fates than ghost schizo.

 

[Caligura]

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What the fuck Chris.

Bimmy NEEDS to be cleansed of the 5:40 curse by Father Bores.

 

[Jalal-Ibn-Jalal]

I always had the feeling that Chris Bores would outlast James Rolfe. Little did I know he too would out crazy him too.

 

[PyrrhicRustle]

The end of man will be a post apocalyptic duel between Irategamer and Darksydephil, trying to out last one another. Phil begging the dark powers for support, Chris cleansing the demons as they appear, for the rest of time.

Chris will exorcise all the demons, and will win the battle, the last garrison of Hell exhausted, before he collapses, spent, his soul on a one way track to heaven. As the angels sing a choir up, and the last ember fades from the apocalyptic battle for earth, a lone cockroach will spring from the ashes, and declare that the whole affair was Bullshit, before scurrying off. This is my eschatology and I will not be shaken from it.

 

[Vinluv Handesbukia]

What duh heil? There's ghosts, ghosts, and more ghosts!

 

[Cats]

This is absolutely hilarious. Sewage coming up from his floors and George Floyd's ghost? oh man. I can't help but feel like this is a long game troll, but it's Chris Bores who has never done anything funny in his life, so I know it's not.

 

[Shinkai]

This guy was always so goofy last I remembered of him he did these weird toy unboxings but in the whole IRATE style. So basically his excessively teethy soy face right up at the camera, overuse of characters coming to life and a bunch of 80s/90s references

 

[Neil]

So Chris did a livestream Q&A for his Ghost Doctor channel and it was pretty funny through and through. Chris kept saying all kinds of crazy shit and generally gave off schizo vibes the whole time, he is very adamant through the whole stream that he's better than every paranormal expert living today "I've evolved so much in this field that I can't learn from anybody anymore". If you enjoy listening to delusional schizo ramblings with a bunch of cope mixed in then I would recommend giving it a listen but the highlights are listed below.

There are three paths mid-2000s internet personalities can take:
1. They retire and remain mentally stable (good ending)
2. They continue making their same-old content for the rest of all time as their job (very rare)
3. They go off the fucking rails by the mid-2010s and become schizophrenic (most common ending)

I would've thought Bores would've stuck with ending 1, but no, after every year after 2010 he's drifted further and further from reality. He's a mixture of 2 and 3, except none of what he makes is remotely successful or popular. Yet he keeps on churning content as the void draws nearer.

 

[LobsterBoy669]

Ghost Doctor is incredible so far, I'm working my way through all of the videos. Ghost hunting is already really funny, but then you add a goofy fuck like Chris Bores and you have a recipe for comedy gold.

It's the retarded voice and mushmouth that he always had doing Irate Gamer, but now he's talking about EKG and demons and shit.

He went from badly skinwalking as James Rolfe to badly skinwalking as Zak Bagans, and it's fucking glorious.