Careercow The Irate Gamer / Chris Bores / Chris Neo Show - AVGN Copycat Turned Ghost Doctor

[BullfrogBill]

Chris Bores might actually be crazier than Game Dude

There are three paths mid-2000s internet personalities can take:
1. They retire and remain mentally stable (good ending)
2. They continue making their same-old content for the rest of all time as their job (very rare)
3. They go off the fucking rails by the mid-2010s and become schizophrenic (most common ending)

I would've thought Bores would've stuck with ending 1, but no, after every year after 2010 he's drifted further and further from reality. He's a mixture of 2 and 3, except none of what he makes is remotely successful or popular. Yet he keeps on churning content as the void draws nearer.

Sounds like Chris Bores is ready for the void, hopefully we will be lucky enough to have the Ghost Doctor guide us through the void when our time comes.

 

[Poxy Fuckwit]

I just have to say that modern Chris Bores is infinitely more watchable than any of the current AVGN episodes. At least he's going out in the community instead of reviewing video games that were memes over five years ago.

 

[Clarence Big Boss]

The Irate Gamer being the protagonist in a George Floyd creepypasta is one of the funniest things I've ever fucking heard.

The Ghost of George Floyd is real

 

[Tsukasa Kadoya]

James may be an autist weirdo, but a lolcow he is not.
Chris on the other hand, well...

 

[luigismanslave]

Ghost Doctor is incredible so far, I'm working my way through all of the videos. Ghost hunting is already really funny, but then you add a goofy fuck like Chris Bores and you have a recipe for comedy gold.

It's the retarded voice and mushmouth that he always had doing Irate Gamer, but now he's talking about EKG and demons and shit.

He went from badly skinwalking as James Rolfe to badly skinwalking as Zak Bagans, and it's fucking glorious.

episode 10 is peak, also whichever one he pulls out the world's first portable buddhist altar in (edit: just checked, it's also episode 10 lol, what a banger). I know Irate Gamer is probably grifting, but I can't hepp but want to believe he's actually a weird ghost schizo

also here's mike matei and irate game ghostschizoing

 

[Douglas Mortimer]

Ghost Doctor is incredible so far, I'm working my way through all of the videos. Ghost hunting is already really funny, but then you add a goofy fuck like Chris Bores and you have a recipe for comedy gold.

It's the retarded voice and mushmouth that he always had doing Irate Gamer, but now he's talking about EKG and demons and shit.

He went from badly skinwalking as James Rolfe to badly skinwalking as Zak Bagans, and it's fucking glorious.

It's true

Bores has the golden ingredients for top tier unintentional comedy

 

[Cats]

lol the chat

 

[LikeAStone 2.0]

I bet George Floyd was out there like The Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come trying to explain to this nigga to drop the fent or he’ll end up like him

 

[Ayana Otonashi]

this is both fucked up and hilarious

 

[Butwhythough2]

Chris Bores more like Chris makin' smores by the campfire telling scary stories.

 

[Geddy Lee's Fee and See]

Between James becoming shittier as time goes on, Armake21 literally being dead and the GameDude still(?) being on the run for stalking his first gf, Chris going literally insane is a welcome development.

Does that make him into the schizo video game nerd?

HE'S THE INSANE NINTENDO NERD
HE'S THE UNWELL ATARI SEGA NERD
HE'S THE SCHIZO VIDEO GAME NERD

I'd watch it.

 

[Cpl. Long Dong Silver]

Somebody ask him about Embers Ghost Squad

 

[Scavenger]

The george floyd phantom:

 

[CyrusHowler]

James may be an autist weirdo, but a lolcow he is not.

You said the quiet part out loud.

 

[Judas Connor Moon]

Breakfast is ruined.

 

[Namekian George Floyd]

So he's being haunted by the ghost of George Floyd?
Fuck, I wish I never changed my username.

 

[make_it_so]

This is probably the funniest the Irate Gamer has ever been.

 

[The Feline Solution]

Chris has opened a new Ghost Doctor website where you can hire the Doctor himself to cleanse your house of evil spirits, demons, and other "dark attacks" like sleep paralysis, remotely

This lazy motherfucker, i swear I knew about his ghost "hunting" bullshit for a while but not that he went full-on grifter. Reading all this was hilarious, this retard really didn't change one bit from the AVGN clone days, it's the same bullshit rhetoric and the same lies, only not vidya-related anymore.
I was honestly spooked, to keep with the theme, when i hit the "his daughter" part, is it known who the women is who he tricked into marrying him?

Bores should have just made content based on his graphic design and such, and not always force his mug on camera with his horrible acting. He just doesn't have any charisma or likeability.

I agree, he just looks and sounds like a complete cunt, always has.

 

[The Cunting Death]

This is the most autistic thing he's done since he sockpuppeted as his own mom to deflect criticism.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

I will say though, Chris Bores has some really black eyes. Eyes like a fucking shark, it's really bizarre.

Y'know the thing about Chris Bores, he's got... lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes. When he looks at ya, doesn't seem to be livin'... until he talks about Ghosts 'n Goblins 'n Demons.