Careercow The Irate Gamer / Chris Bores / Chris Neo Show - AVGN Copycat Turned Ghost Doctor

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Vapid_Idiot said:
“y-y-your so good at hunting ghosts…uhh…your kicked out of our convention Chris!”
I can only imagine the other schizo scenarios he made up in his head to justify this retardation
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The real truth is that the ghost-hunting community are actually vehemently jealous of Chris' excellent videogame-reviews, hence his expulsion.
 
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As much as I want to believe the Irate Gamer went balls to the wall schizoid (because it's the funniest outcome), I just can't. I don't know if this speaks more to my naïveté or whatever, but it seems to me like he's just chasing the money, probably hoping to draw in a schizo audience who will pay out the ass for a Zoom seance or some rocks from his garden.
Last I checked he was running one of those toddler toy unboxing channels, chasing the Spider-Man x Elsa bucks. Even his Irate Gamer persona was just knocking off whatever was popular on Youtube at the time.

If that's true, then at this point I kind of respect him for committing so hard to the grift for like 20+ years.
 
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The Feline Solution said:
I knew about his ghost "hunting" bullshit for a while but not that he went full-on grifter.
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The prior version of the site from ~2 years back had an option for him to come to your house and cleanse it, if you lived in Ohio. That version of the site is gone now, sadly. We were trying to get him to go to my friend's apartment.
 
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George Floyd haunts me to. Not as a ghost, and not as a tragic memory of injustice in the United States of America, but for the porno where he got erectile dysfunction chopping out a 6/10 hood rat. I've never been the same since.
 
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I think this all just a big misunderstanding. You see, the ghost of George Floyd is deathly bored floating around in the ether without any fent, so he went to Chris, the Irate Gamer, for help. When Chris says his computer is under 'dark forces', he meant that 'ol Saint Floyd wants to play the Dark Forces remaster on his PC. He also misheard him say 'I can't breathe'. What Georgie actually said was 'I can't PC.' This confirms once and for all that the afterlife only has consoles.
 
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Falcon Sebben said:
... I'm fucking speechless.

There's crazy. There's new age crazy. There's a complete disconnect from reality crazy. And then there's this.
This is literally insane.

"Dark Forces" are fucking with his PC. Pop songs are Satanic. Astral spiders are a thing. And he's so amazingly amazing that he's been banned from psychic conferences because he's making everybody else look bad.

I am literally saying right now, he's not sane.
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He gives off the same energy this couple does:
 
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The reviews for his book Ghost Hunting 2.0 are pretty funny. Does he livestream often? Or does he just post videos?
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