Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 64 20.1%

  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.3%

  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 86 27.0%

  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 51 16.0%

  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 113 35.5%
  • Total voters
    318
Muppetstudios said:
Nick's not going to end up in prison.....

Unless he gets a DUI and represents himself in court
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Some used to say Nick would never end up a cow. Look how that went.

He's got substance abuse problems. He has some sort of antisocial personality disorder. I like the odds.

Imagine "lawpope" in an orange jumpsuit, chained to the floor like an animal being sentenced to jail time. Would make his school bus story ironic.
 
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Have fun lol. resize them and ask null to make them emotes if you want. feel free to church them up if you want.
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Catgirl Tyranid said:
The milk would dry up. It most certainly would not be a nice thing. Look what happened with Chris-chan while he was in prison. Nothing. Nada. Some boring letters and we wouldn't even get that.
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You kidding? Given Chris's precedent, Nick would come to some sort of epiphany where he believes he's actually the stunning and brave female reincarnation of Mohammed and every post-jail stream he does would have a blur filter over his camera to protect us mortal eyes from his holy visage.
 
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Mind Goblins said:
You kidding? Given Chris's precedent, Nick would come to some sort of epiphany where he believes he's actually the stunning and brave female reincarnation of Mohammed and every post-jail stream he does would have a blur filter over his camera to protect us mortal eyes from his holy visage.
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Forgive me, I'm not a Christorian, but I was under the impression Chris thought he was some sort of religious savior before going to jail.
 
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daffodils said:
Aaron says Nick's show "suffered big time" due to partying
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Lol I love this idiot. He just confirms that Nick is lying to his audience by claiming he’s sick, when he’s just taking time off to get drunk. I wonder how many shower calls he’s gonna get now that this clip has been posted in the thread.
 
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AnOminous said:
Nick is such a retard that his sole practice as a "lawyer" this year was a traffic ticket and he couldn't even show up for that, because he was so drunk he couldn't show up.
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the most mundane case a lawyer could possibly take.
and not only did he fail to show up to court, he failed to show up for a FUCKING ZOOM MEETING! he didn't even have to leave his fucking house, all he had to do was get out of bed in time and boot up his computer. and even that was apparently too much to ask. and then he just let the following 10 day deadline pass by without even trying to explain himself to the court.

the only way he could have been an even worse lawyer is by telling the court that she was not only speeding but also drunk and high at the same time
 
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DumbDude43 said:
the only way he could have been an even worse lawyer is by telling the court that she was not only speeding but also drunk and high at the same time
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It's just amazing how badly he failed at the only chance he had to practice as a lawyer this year. He failed at a traffic ticket.

Wow. How much of a fucking loser he is.
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