BlueFolf Fursoda $8K Debt Drama Containment Thread - Can I offer you a $90 soda in this trying time?

DumbDude43 said:
did anyone actually buy the 90 dollar furjuice?
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It looks like only this "koi kat" person was subscribed to it.
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What is this company supposed to be? A monthly subscription box for one bottle of soda and some stickers? I'm so fucking confused.

Regardless it's funny watching people turning on Caden, he's had it coming for a long time.
 
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WonderWino said:
On the plus side, at least he didn't go full thot with the vaginal yeast beer gimmick and, with his shit obsession, attempt to make a $90 craft soda made with his own cultured shit for carbonation purposes to market to other degenerate furries

and its not that unrealistic either, the chinese make a tea out of shit. To be a fly on the wall to watch the thought process of whoever first came up with that idea. I mean who looks at shit and says to themselves you know this shit would make a great tea?
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The Chinese also make tea out of Swallow saliva. You'd think shit drinks would be more of an Indian thing, but they like their drinks yellow rather than brown from what I hear.
 
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WonderWino said:
he chinese make a tea out of shit. To be a fly on the wall to watch the thought process of whoever first came up with that idea. I mean who looks at shit and says to themselves you know this shit would make a great tea?
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This is unlikely to happen with real shit due to food regulations, but theres companies out there which can replicate any flavor almost 100% with chemicals, so he could take a shit in a cup and demand they replicate the rancid flavor in a carbonated caca cola.

Also 90 is fucking insane. EVEN for handmade, even for individual batches, I want to imagine 30, MAYBE 40 dollars would be the ABSOLUTE TOPS you could pay for some fucking snobbish twat level soda that nobody who isn't making a statement would buy. And I'm not unrealistic, I've had 7 dollar 12oz cans of "all organic, 100% raw ingredients" sodas which are neat to try, but drinking them like some people drink mountain dew would bankrupt you. But even with those, they aren't anywhere near 90 bucks.
 
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FILTH Tourist said:
the $90 soda is more for the novelty furry bottle than the soda itself. If the $90 tier included the ability to have a custom OC on the label they could have made a killing.
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I don't care if it came in a golden cup delivered by the knights of the round table, it's not worth 90 bucks! Adding a shitty furry oc sticker would be lipstick on a pig.
WonderWino said:
On the plus side, at least he didn't go full thot with the vaginal yeast beer gimmick and, with his shit obsession, attempt to make a $90 craft soda made with his own cultured shit for carbonation purposes to market to other degenerate furries

and its not that unrealistic either, the chinese make a tea out of shit. To be a fly on the wall to watch the thought process of whoever first came up with that idea. I mean who looks at shit and says to themselves you know this shit would make a great tea?
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Gross
 
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Markass the Worst said:
That shit eater Bluefolf truly is the gift that keeps on giving.
Unrelated but why is this thread in Mass Debates?
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One of the mods in Animal Control made this a containment thread. So in case anything involving the drama with Tabitha were to get featured, it wouldn't shit up BlueFolf's thread.
 
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SaidNoOneEver said:
Are we really this hard up for featured content? Movie titles counting to 100+ and now this? There are real wars, tornados and shit happening.
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since when are we just parroting the news cycle, all that shit has been going on for a thousand years and will continue to until the earth implodes. a bunch of retarded furry going bankrupt over 90$ soda is funny and novel
 
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SaidNoOneEver said:
Are we really this hard up for featured content? Movie titles counting to 100+ and now this? There are real wars, tornados and shit happening.
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none of those things sound funny. on the other hand, furries brutally torpedoing themselves due to their retardation and degeneracy is one of the internet's most time-honored spectacles.
 
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Creative Username said:
>user named @SaidNoOneEver says something that nobody would say ever
>several kiwi farmers take it directly at face value without considering that it could possibly be sarcastic
most neurodivergent site of the year award 2024
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novelty accounts are reddit as fuck. say what you mean and mean what you say
 
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