BlueFolf Fursoda $8K Debt Drama Containment Thread - Can I offer you a $90 soda in this trying time?

[Kid Named Rocket]

holy SHIT has this spring been a fruitful harvest. just this week we got:
– DSP dunking on Rackets for his Dear John rant
– Irate Gamer going on a schizo soliloquy about being visited by demons and Fentanyl Floyd's ghost
– the Helldivers 2 playerbase buck-breaking Sony
– now this furry drama kino
And it's only Wednesday...

 

[TheRetardKing]

$90 for a fucking soda.

Caden, that better be the best damn soda. Cuz otherwise, I'll just order a pizza, Mountain Dew and some Crazy Bread for less.

$90 for a FUCKING soda.

I ain't paying for that shit! That's the same damn price you'll get for a AAA game, not a fucking soda.

What else can I do with it when I drink it all, buy another one? You could buy a dildo for the same amount and it'll STILL last longer. You can't get a fucking soda back. Once it gone, it's gone. You can't do shit about it.

 

[Vining]

Caramel sounds okay in coffee, but it should not be in a carbonated drink.

 

[AStupidMonkey]

On the plus side, at least he didn't go full thot with the vaginal yeast beer gimmick and, with his shit obsession, attempt to make a $90 craft soda made with his own cultured shit for carbonation purposes to market to other degenerate furries

and its not that unrealistic either, the chinese make a tea out of shit. To be a fly on the wall to watch the thought process of whoever first came up with that idea. I mean who looks at shit and says to themselves you know this shit would make a great tea?

You look me in the eye. And you tell me. You tell me that you're certain there is no doodoo in these sodas.

You can't. Can you?

 

[KingFrampt]

This is unlikely to happen with real shit due to food regulations, but theres companies out there which can replicate any flavor almost 100% with chemicals, so he could take a shit in a cup and demand they replicate the rancid flavor in a carbonated caca cola.

 

[NyQuilninja]

I mean I'm really struggling to understand their overall business model and structure. I know furries are pants shittingly retarded. But $90 for a box of stickers and soda. Seams completely unsustainable.

 

[0 0]

That shit eater Bluefolf truly is the gift that keeps on giving.
Unrelated but why is this thread in Mass Debates?

It's an experiment to see if a containment thread stops the main thread of a feature from being overwhelmed with low effort/content posts.

See: page 2.

 

[Coo Coo Bird]

So in case anything involving the drama with Tabitha were to get featured, it wouldn't shit up BlueFolf's thread.

Can you shit up a shit-eater's thread? Is there a point where shit can't get shittier?

 

[biggacracka]

You look me in the eye. And you tell me. You tell me that you're certain there is no doodoo in these sodas.

You can't. Can you?

If there's hairs in their fucking bathtub drugs, imagine what they get away with in soda

Edit:

Can you shit up a shit-eater's thread? Is there a point where shit can't get shittier?

Who watches the watchmen, who shits the shitmen?

 

[Linoone]

Imagine paying $90-$195 for what is essentially diabetes in a can.

 

[linchan]

Ruben Sims is RIGHT about furries

 

[Omori Boy]

$90 for a fucking soda.

Caden, that better be the best damn soda. Cuz otherwise, I'll just order a pizza, Mountain Dew and some Crazy Bread for less.

$90 for a FUCKING soda.

I ain't paying for that shit! That's the same damn price you'll get for a AAA game, not a fucking soda.

What else can I do with it when I drink it all, buy another one? You could buy a dildo for the same amount and it'll STILL last longer. You can't get a fucking soda back. Once it gone, it's gone. You can't do shit about it.

I haven't tried it but I bet it tastes like shit.

 

[Ed Special]

It disgusts me that furverts have so much disposable income that $90 soda was ever even a question, while normal, functional people are struggling to just scrape by a living in our failing globohomo system.

 

[BULLY HUNTER_78]

It's an experiment to see if a containment thread stops the main thread of a feature from being overwhelmed with low effort/content posts.

See: page 2.

I like this experiment. The feature and quality of comments remind me of an A&H thread. Now I can read this feature in peace without any pesky posts from nerds who know what middle school he attended.

 

[NewnameRealEmail]

Pedophiles furries support each other by buying $90 slop? Disgusting

 

[stupid fufu]

Truly a brownnosepup moment

 

[MeltyTW]

soda is literally just carbonated water you mix syrup into. you can actually just make soda with the strawberry syrup at the store. why would you pay someone 90 dollars to squirt some syrup into some seltzer for you with a fursona label? at that point why not just the sell the art in a form thats more visually commanding than on some bottle's label. you know the marketing is supposed to get you hooked on the flavor not the other way around, youre not supposed to sell the ad for the soda and make the flavor an afterthought.

i mean zone promoted this tentacle grape soda brand, but they used the sex to sell a soda thats at least supposed to look good and delicious, it seems like the appeal here was you get your own custom marketing tailored to you on generic soda.

lmfao they used some of the same syrups i fiddle with:

they just got some melty tier tard to spurt you some torani syrup into some scrounged up furry art bottle.

 

[I'mma real anime gurl]

If a soda is $90 it better be made with the finest ingredients known to man and it's water better come from some virgin spring.

 

[Idiotus Maximus]

$90 for a soda and not even a 2 liter? lmao I can get a 2 liter of a carbonated beverage of my choice for a fraction of that price and, added bonus, very minimal risk of it being infected with furry troon jizz.

 

[Vect]

In case you missed it, I should point out that both the woman (they/he/she) who makes these sodas and her husband are diabetic.

Which means they've either never tasted their own product or have been consuming quite a lot of it.

soda is literally just carbonated water you mix syrup into. you can actually just make soda with the strawberry syrup at the store. why would you pay someone 90 dollars to squirt some syrup into some seltzer for you with a fursona label?

I guess you could argue it's "microbrewed" soda or some equivalent. Technically the branding and packaging are the most valuable part of the product.

It would probably be cheaper to bulk buy sugar, boil it in a catering tureen and make custom flavours, but again, obviously not the point of the product.