Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Sharpeteer]

This is my favorite of the nickjacks.

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I love the rage. It's so hilarious. Look how mad he is!

That's my favorite too. Rekieta Skywalker is about to murder all the innocent Skuntanks.

 

[feral cat #6385]

Move over Terrance and Phillip, we got Nick and Aaron. They both fart on Kayla while laughing, and she just laughs back while holding back the tears.

Be serious. Kayla would be too pilled out to notice.

Nick who has been using twitter for only show notifs lately, starts talking on twitter and it's to a pedo.

Nick belongs on the wall. He could get a lot more shitty tattoos. Drink prison wine. And maybe learn to practice law for real.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Nick doesn’t need a subforum, but he needs to get moved to deathfats. He’s a whale and Null Balldoguarding is gay. The man spends over $3000 a week on junk food “for his kids” (who have to beg Rekieta’s wipey to plunder Kraft Mac’n’cheese for them). He used to gorge himself on Dorito and Ramen on camera before he got self-conscious about it.

The religious talk is more because Nick has terrible media literacy and can’t read the Bible without being distracted by coom. The irony of Ester is Mordecai refusing to bow and in doing so trigger the biggest autist in Persia to the point of Holocaust -1.0 then Ester debasing herself for her people.

Spoiler: Esther sperg

Esther didn't have a choice at being taken into the harem. She was already there, and her story was risking death by entering the king's court without permission to save them.

The real irony is that she was the cousin/uncle/relative of the man who saved the king's life, and the antagonist wanted to kill him and didn't know that the head of the harem was related to him.

I like Nick's chances of ending up in prison. He would look fabulous in orange.

His and his wife's favourite colours are blue and orange

Lol I love this idiot. He just confirms that Nick is lying to his audience by claiming he’s sick, when he’s just taking time off to get drunk. I wonder how many shower calls he’s gonna get now that this clip has been posted in the thread.

Did any one believe the excuses were NOT partying?

This is my favorite of the nickjacks.

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I love the rage. It's so hilarious. Look how mad he is!

It looks like a different person. It is disturbing, but indicative of his transmogrification.

 

[Nate Higgers]

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Nick who has been using twitter for only show notifs lately, starts talking on twitter and it's to a pedo.

So is Nick implying he’s bulimic? Or would he throw the food up because of the binge drinking?

>inb4 “it was just…a JOKE, you incelprudekarenFARMERS. Why…do you HAVE TO…TAKE…everythingsoseriously?”

 

[Sharpeteer]

“it was just…a JOKE, you incelprudekarenFARMERS. Why…do you HAVE TO…TAKE…everythingsoseriously?”

Somebody has to, and nobody in that house does.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Nick who has been using twitter for only show notifs lately, starts talking on twitter and it's to a pedo.

He is in Vito's replies because he knows he is too washed to get a reply from Dax, and even then, he's responding to Vito's reply guys.

 

[Windy Moors]

Aaron says Nick's show "suffered big time" due to partying. Youtube link.

Johnny the co-host's eyes got very wide and shot Aaron this look, while he was equating his friendship with the Rekieta's to a "relationship". The video title is perfect and really complements the feel of this moment.

 

[Father Balldo]

How are those locals-only streams coming along?

 

[Balldo's Gate]

How are those locals-only streams coming along?

I believe that with the month a quarter over, Nick is at 0 out of 14 promised streams. That means he is about 100% complete with the number of Locals exclusive streams he is likely to deliver.

(Not really, he will probably do 1-2 streams that consist of 1 hour of uninterrupted whining until he turns off the stream without engaging his few remaining subscribers)

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

Forgive me, I'm not a Christorian, but I was under the impression Chris thought he was some sort of religious savior before going to jail.

You have a lot of time in prison and you can either get huge, make license plates, or read religious material provided by a charity if you have no one on the outside to give you cash for the commissary.

Chris read the Bible and basically furthered his delusions by not understanding Daniel (the most referential prophet and the Old Testament book that is most referenced in Revelations). The Bible has a lot of good lessons and stories in it, but Chris basically inserted himself in the book.

To Christian sperg a bit more. The best story for Rekieta is probably David and Uriah where King David basically forces his best guys wife (Bathsheba) to fuck him and then has that guy murdered by proxy. David gets punished, the first child of David and Bathsheba dies, and the 2nd child is Solomon.

 

[Dr Naomi Hunter]

How are those locals-only streams coming along?

He’s got until May 18th until that’s officially declared a bust.

But I feel confident enough to call it already.

 

[AnOminous]

That's my favorite too. Rekieta Skywalker is about to murder all the innocent Skuntanks.

What I love about his rage is how completely impotent he is to do anything about how angry he is. He's in an absolute furious tantrum and he can't do anything about it at all except be extremely angry.

It's just such a hoot to watch such an angry man be incredibly angry and yet also completely incapable of doing anything about it.

 

[Mind Goblins]

He’s got until May 18th until that’s officially declared a bust.

But I feel confident enough to call it already.

I'm calling it now, with a week to go he'll start doing a half-hour pre-show on locals and a whinecast post-show locals stream and say Mission Complete.

 

[Father Balldo]

I'm calling it now, with a week to go he'll start doing a half-hour pre-show on locals and a whinecast post-show locals stream and say Mission Complete.

Fourteen 10-minute streams between May 30 and May 31, both evenings' normal shows cancelled, of course. You gotta think like Nick!

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

How are those locals-only streams coming along?

I believe that with the month a quarter over, Nick is at 0 out of 14 promised streams. That means he is about 100% complete with the number of Locals exclusive streams he is likely to deliver.

(Not really, he will probably do 1-2 streams that consist of 1 hour of uninterrupted whining until he turns off the stream without engaging his few remaining subscribers)

He’s got until May 18th until that’s officially declared a bust.

But I feel confident enough to call it already.

I unironically miss these seethe streams in the kitchen. The beeping robot was hilarious, and the cope was super-enriched weapons grade... I would love to see what his chat says if he does another one... They seem none to happy...

I really do miss them, regardless of the fact that their absence has had a net positive effect on my free time that has led some very positive personal accomplishments in my life that were only enabled by the time NOT spent covering Nick's LOCALS stream or chopping them up for clips.

 

[Father Balldo]

Never forget...

 

[Doctor John B. Zyklon]

He’s got until May 18th until that’s officially declared a bust.

But I feel confident enough to call it already.

Nah, 14 locals exclusives streams in one day.

With hits like:
Getting into the car.
Driving the car.
Buying whiskey.
Driving the car.
And the rest!

Also, no stream notification...odds on last minute post or just a no show?

 

[Dr Naomi Hunter]

Nah, 14 locals exclusives streams in one day.

With hits like:
Getting into the car.
Driving the car.
Buying whiskey.
Driving the car.
And the rest!

Also, no stream notification...odds on last minute post or just a no show?

He’s at a 10:00 pm piano recital you Scandinavian incel prude. His schedule is just so FUNNY and WEIRD these days.

 

[Pascal's Wagie]

President-Attorney General Balldo Larson.

 

[TexOffender]

Nah, 14 locals exclusives streams in one day.

With hits like:
Getting into the car.
Driving the car.
Buying whiskey.
Driving the car.
And the rest!

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So going back to unbreaded to make that bread again eeh?

Next he's gonna bring back kermit voice.