WingsofRedemption / Jordie Jordan - Morbidly Obese E-Begging Suicide-Baiting Vidya Streamer. Trolled by people somehow more pathetic.

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How long will Wing's marriage last?

  • > 6 months

    Votes: 772 27.5%
  • A year

    Votes: 512 18.2%
  • Until death do they part

    Votes: 1,526 54.3%

  • Total voters
    2,810
In other news: Keemstar being a total boomer doesn't know how to manage a Discord server?
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In fairness to Keem this is a general Discord thing. Community Discords routinely end up like this. It would be one thing if you could just completely ignore it but if you don't mod it the server can easily get reported and banned because one sperg said a few naughty words or something. But then when you do try to moderate it, it's an infinite abyss of retardation.
 
Cue keem overreacting, making a video on it etc…
Wings looking particularly fat and retarded, I'm actually with Keem, his excuses as to why he didn't want to go would be embarrassing for anybody capable of shame. $480 round trip, but the fees, and he needs a second seat, and he needs to bring Kelly, and how is he going to get to his room, when can he check in... then he says he could afford it but it just wasn't worth it to him! Then he rejects dricing because it would be too demanding on Kelly's schedule. I swear a teenager who has never flown before would not have a fraction of the problems he invents when he tries to justify his preference to stay home.
 
In fairness to Keem this is a general Discord thing. Community Discords routinely end up like this. It would be one thing if you could just completely ignore it but if you don't mod it the server can easily get reported and banned because one sperg said a few naughty words or something. But then when you do try to moderate it, it's an infinite abyss of retardation.
That + that discord is for YouTube members only. They can't afford to piss off the wrong autistic paypig or things go to shit quickly
 
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That + that discord is for YouTube members only. They can't afford to piss off the wrong autistic paypig or things go to shit quickly

That's true the need to keep paypigs happy adds another layer of gayness. They had some kind of retard drama going on because there is a guy (I think he goes by Complexity) that is dropping like 1000 a month on Lolcow Live or something insane like that. But the rest of the paypigs hate him and want to ban him from the Discord, which they obviously can't do as it would possibly turn their golden hog sour. So they brought in multiple people to sperg about it on their livestream and such.
 
That's true the need to keep paypigs happy adds another layer of gayness. They had some kind of retard drama going on because there is a guy (I think he goes by Complexity) that is dropping like 1000 a month on Lolcow Live or something insane like that. But the rest of the paypigs hate him and want to ban him from the Discord, which they obviously can't do as it would possibly turn their golden hog sour. So they brought in multiple people to sperg about it on their livestream and such.

Lolcow Live transforming from forced drama streams to letting whales cry about discord drama is such a pathetic turn of events. I don't know which option is worse.
 
Lolcow Live transforming from forced drama streams to letting whales cry about discord drama is such a pathetic turn of events. I don't know which option is worse.

I mean they are playing it correctly in order to make money though. Milking parasocial drama is how that type of thing makes cash. It's the same with any stream in this sektur, Wings's own personal streams, DSP, etc.--they are mostly kept afloat by a few loyal whales not by all of us troles chipping in a few bucks. Wingo isn't even doing donation goals right now so you know the money must be good ATM.
 
Wings looking particularly fat and retarded, I'm actually with Keem, his excuses as to why he didn't want to go would be embarrassing for anybody capable of shame. $480 round trip, but the fees, and he needs a second seat, and he needs to bring Kelly, and how is he going to get to his room, when can he check in... then he says he could afford it but it just wasn't worth it to him! Then he rejects dricing because it would be too demanding on Kelly's schedule. I swear a teenager who has never flown before would not have a fraction of the problems he invents when he tries to justify his preference to stay home.
keemstar could solve this in a second by paying for it, but no we need a week of drama before he decides that.
 
keemstar could solve this in a second by paying for it, but no we need a week of drama before he decides that.
Pay for three round trip tickets because Wings decided he's too fat for his seat and the trip "isn't worth it" without Kelly? He can't drive his beater that he boasts about dumping miles into? He doesn't want to do it, he already said money isn't an issue. Even if Keem was willing to pay for his ticket, why should he pay for all three just because Wings is a petulant crybaby? More people will get enjoyment out of shitting on him for being a manchild who can't take basic steps to organize a trip that has the potential to be fun while furthering his business interests than having a few die hard fans meet and greet.

Wings did say something that tickled me, he said he's been on an airplane three times in his life. Two were set up by Keem, and the third was for his surgery in Mexico, which was set up by his mom.
 
Pay for three round trip tickets because Wings decided he's too fat for his seat and the trip "isn't worth it" without Kelly? He can't drive his beater that he boasts about dumping miles into? He doesn't want to do it, he already said money isn't an issue. Even if Keem was willing to pay for his ticket, why should he pay for all three just because Wings is a petulant crybaby? More people will get enjoyment out of shitting on him for being a manchild who can't take basic steps to organize a trip that has the potential to be fun while furthering his business interests than having a few die hard fans meet and greet.

Wings did say something that tickled me, he said he's been on an airplane three times in his life. Two were set up by Keem, and the third was for his surgery in Mexico, which was set up by his mom.
even if he did, it's not like it would make him show up still
 
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ya wanting a morbidly obese unemployable sack of shit to have to face reality and get a job sure is embarrassing. the meltdown that it would culminate in definitely wouldnt be entertaining at all. from now on we can all sit here and talk about how a group of asperger neet shut ins act like idiots on discord instead, since apparently wanting to laugh at wings fail is a no no. retard
what did that land whale do to you? hit you with the pistol grip? reel torque
 
This latest 1v1 loss further proves how now only Wings is a washed up CoD youtuber, but a washed up lolcow aswell.
He brags all the time about how good he is at R6 and then goes to set a 1v1 where he sets the rules, gets his ass kicked and every time he has to add conditions and excuses only to keep losing. He's seething all the same as he did with Syndicate, but there's no rage, no controller throw, no death threats... Christ, Wings seriously doesn't even have the one thing that made him watchable anymore.

And it's not like anyone actually thought he would win. Wings playing a dead game and sucking at it may be the perfect methaphor of his career.
 
Nice bit of drama with a 1V1 against DiamondSkittle.

Was almost like the 1v1 with Syndicate, just not quite the "Why'd you stream that shit." ending, but worth a good watch for some laughs.

man has had 0 personal growth since the syndicate 1v1. only difference now is that hes so medicated he doesnt throw shit
 
Nice bit of drama with a 1V1 against DiamondSkittle.

Was almost like the 1v1 with Syndicate, just not quite the "Why'd you stream that shit." ending, but worth a good watch for some laughs.

"Will you grow up man?"

"No"

Lmfao, classic Wings. He really hasn't changed on the inside, he's just so drugged up and medicated that we can't see the rage.
 
I'm surprised Wings hasn't started creating mukbangs, devouring everything inside his black hole of a stomach reviewing his favourite Wendy's chili in typical fatman manners. It's low effort content slop, but at least with this he won't be as stressed. There's certainly a audience for it, so what's with the hesitation Jordie?
 
I'm surprised Wings hasn't started creating mukbangs, devouring everything inside his black hole of a stomach reviewing his favourite Wendy's chili in typical fatman manners. It's low effort content slop, but at least with this he won't be as stressed. There's certainly a audience for it, so what's with the hesitation Jordie?

Wings isn't like Boogie; Boogie loves being humiliated and getting pity for it.

Wings is terrified of being humiliated. Why do you think he acted like a complete pissbaby about a 1v1 in a game that no one cares about anymore? Wings actually has a massive ego and it's incredibly fragile. Anything that threatens it is something he will avoid like the plague.
 
I'm surprised Wings hasn't started creating mukbangs, devouring everything inside his black hole of a stomach reviewing his favourite Wendy's chili in typical fatman manners. It's low effort content slop, but at least with this he won't be as stressed. There's certainly a audience for it, so what's with the hesitation Jordie?
He said before that he is embarrassed by it, it's why he tried to cover his face one time while eating a burger with the box.
 
it's why he tried to cover his face one time while eating a burger with the box.
Is there a reason he continues to use his webcam? Been watching for years and have heard him express embarrassment about how he looks on camera. Only a few streams he's done without it on and it sent his clippers into a fit.

With that knowledge in hand why did he never use the leverage given?
 
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