Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 65 21.5%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.3%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 83 27.5%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 47 15.6%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 103 34.1%

  • Total voters
    302
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For the gay zoomy zooms.
 
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Nick who has been using twitter for only show notifs lately, starts talking on twitter and it's to a pedo.
It is astonishing how bad he is at joke structure.

> I'd skinny shame myself, but it wouldn't work because I'd throw it up 5 minutes later.

Nick, what the fuck is this supposed to mean? You're going to throw up you making fun of yourself for being skinny? Here, let me try a rewrite:

"Skinny shaming me is actually homophobic because I got AIDs from fucking black dudes at Hedonism II."
 
He talked alot about how hard life is and how hard things are mentally on him. He makes a suicide reference again. He talks about his massive stress and anxitity from his personal life. His life is "complicated". Some days are mentally rocky. Some days he can't stream. Some days he is just down.
Seems like an ideal time to stop making a dramatic spectacle of yourself online.
 
He talked alot about how hard life is and how hard things are mentally on him. He makes a suicide reference again. He talks about his massive stress and anxitity from his personal life. His life is "complicated". Some days are mentally rocky. Some days he can't stream. Some days he is just down.
His drinking is not the problem. Sure adding a depressant in large quantities when you’re in a depressed state sounds bad on paper.

But everyone knows that two negatives added together makes a positive. :really: 🍺
 
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Look at those sunken cheeks, crooked nose, jaw shaping his head like a skeletal eggplant.
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That arm that looks like a mix between a cryptkeeper and the paws of one of those hairless cats. The skin on his fingers curling on itself giving him that fleshy dehydrated raisin look.

I have personally seen recovering hardcore anorexics look better than this dude after they were a mere few days on ensure.

Best health of his life, everyone.
 
One is an intelligent individual who can perform sophisticated tasks.
The other is Nick Rekieta.

Seems like an ideal time to stop making a dramatic spectacle of yourself online.
No, Balldo. Do NOT listen to this fun-hating Scandinavian Incel prude, who probably weighs more than 100lbs therefore fat.
Crack a couple drinks open and enjoy yourself, don't allow the Karen Farmers lead you.
 
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Unbreaded Stories: Spacey, Female [Predators] Teachers, Trans Athletes Are Invincible

  • Opening
    • Nick isn't a Rumble Pick today; greasy, pale, tired
    • topic preview; first whiskey; chat:"time to give up on the combover"
    • whiskey review: Kilchoman (£54), it's gud; explains how whiskey is harsh and unenjoyable unless you are a trained drinker
    • some jokester asks him about American Beauty; Nick explains the moral again:"If you go too far, you die"
    • someone compares him to Youtuber Clint's Reptiles; Nick doesn't understand how people care about animals that much
  • Kevin Spacey (15m)
    • chat:"skunk murderer" -- "Yeah, killed lots of those, killed racoons too"
    • Nick hates that every time you bring up American Beauty, people go 'Eww, that's a pedo thing!'
  • Trans athletes (30m)
    • second whiskey; basic trans takes, destroying women's sports funny
    • Nick went to high school with this lady: https://www.startribune.com/lakevil...es-to-pursue-olympics-discus-dream/218781931/
    • somehow he sounds very drunk already, swaying in chair
    • best shape of his life; numbers great, "in like, uh, the good area"; mental health "troubled", life's a rollercoaster; streaming means being on all the time [lol]; you can pretend or acknowledge that life is hard, "some people put bullets in their head for the same shit", "massive fucking stress and anxiety"; friend just died of cancer; sometimes cancels shows because it's hard to do them; life becomes more and more complicated as you go on; difficult to make friends as an adult unless you "give them other stuff" (1h4m)
  • Rumble flip (1h16m)
    • third whiskey
    • are fit women attractive?; Ariel is the stupidest fucking Disney princess; very drunk
    • bathroom break (1h38m); after 20 minutes, RyanTheEditor starts playing clips; 25 minutes, new record I think
    • back to life is hard; stress and anxiety comes from "normative things" like "family, government, community, religious community"; everyone deals with this; streaming isn't the hardest job in the world, pay is way fucking better [lol], but pressures are the same
    • chat:"wah wah"; more trans stuff; fourth whiskey
    • comment on highschool girls doing shot put:"They're training them to hold balls in one hand, that's fine"
  • Teacher abuses fifth grader (2h19m)
    • screaming about pedos again, lazy content; six year old walks in, she likes Alec Benjamin (2h21m)
    • back to the pedo murder fantasies; bleary-eyed and slurring
    • all sorts of incoherent stuff: Muslims, Indians, childhood trauma, Stormy Daniels
    • difficulty operating his streaming setup; eventually manages to pull up article about the teacher's fiance
    • trouble reading chats; "I'm not sober, but I sound worse than I am" (2h42m)
    • Nick imagines text messages between teacher and boy:"I really like how your rimjob tastes"
    • chats, incoherent jumping from topic to topic, people still trying to goad him into talking about American Beauty, trouble reading
    • rolls eyes back in head: "[unintelligible] penis in Michigan"
    • "I'm intoxicated... I'm also falling asleep..."
    • turns camera off for two minutes; comes back refreshed, babbling about Ted Kennedy and dead hookers
    • back to pedo articles; Nick does "4 year old in an Elmo costume: voice: "Oh no, you're a teacher, don't touch me!"
    • more pedo death talk
  • Unbreaded (3h21m)
    • chat:"Good job with those May Locals streams" -- "It's May 8th now, I have to do 14 of them in May... The Secret Service can do 14 of them in one night of Obama" [???]
    • page 492; forgets to censor the slurs a couple of times
    • page 638-40
    • "Alright guys, we're gonna wrap up the show... you may think I'm drunk, you're probably right... but that's okay because I'm not dying of liver failure, I'm dying of stress"; more crazy babble; reads a chat about American Beauty that he's read and answered already at 2h49m, doesn't notice; gives a new, different answer; more nonsense; "We're back tomorrow... what, am I gonna cancel a show? Not likely!"; "probably" a Locals stream during the day tomorrow
 
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  • screaming about pedos again, lazy content; six year old walks in, she likes Alec Benjamin (2h21m)
  • back to the pedo murder fantasies; bleary-eyed and slurring
  • all sorts of incoherent stuff: Muslims, Indians, childhood trauma, Stormy Daniels
I just got to this part and I’m trying to figure out how he went from “my 6 year old ...” to no you can’t marry Alec Benjamin, he’s not a teacher who will marry you because child rape brides aren’t America and something about blowing off your penis with suicide dicks and homeless men

This stream is making me MATI

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