Surely the Ralphamale wouldn't crawl back to some catboy loving twink on his gunt and knees, begging for a second chance. That would be an utterly shameful display and would only prove what the Farms has been saying about Ralph this whole time; that he's a spineless, groveling toad and broke as fuck.
It was never about Xander for either side. You have two retards that only care about the fact that they feel slighted by the other and now want to make one another suffer for it.The TLDW is:Mah diamond ring is worth a gorrilion pesos and Vickers ain't gettin it bish also if yew dun support meh then Vickers is gon destroy freezepeach and farvers rights
It's pretty telling that more of the video is about his gay ring than about his own son.
I wonder when Ralph actually received this ring from his parents or Clyde and if you could track his downward spiral from that moment. Maybe the Ralphacurse wasn’t from the sonichu demon but from this accursed ring?
He received it in early April of 2022 when he visited his uncle while on his way home after the bowling event. Also when he jiggled around in front of the Blaze offices while hooting and hollering as Nick Rekieta and Elijah Schaeffer recorded a podcast making fun of him (funnily enough, Ralph is tangentially responsible for Sidney Watson leaving that show and Schaeffer's career decline, so props to him for the W). Suffice to say, he was already deep in his spiral when he got the ring.
IIRC after Killstream Kangpin 1 he took a route back to Richmond where he visited his uncle. It was his uncle that gifted EOR Paw Paw’s Mighty Rang, Thats all I remember though. Don’t remember any other details about why Uncle Ralph gave PPMR to EOR, though I do remember EOR saying he remembered Paw Paw wearing the ring and how it impressed him so.
His behavior with Rozy even before that tape confirming how much of an abusive piece of suit EOR is makes me laugh at his playing the victim. “MAH CHILLIN’ WUZ TAKEN FRUM ME AN’ AH CAIN’T SEE THEM! AN’ AH DIN’T DO NUFFIN’ TA DESERVE THIS HEIEYNUS TREATMENT!”
Probably because the ring laid in the bottom of some old box since pawpaw died and Uncle Louis took one look at his nephew in the black cowboy hat and realized he would wear the ugly thing and think it was a very fancy rich person ring.
Looking back on that is wild because Rekieta was entirely sober and healthy looking too while Ralph was completely pilled out and bloated. It was some high quality entertainment on Ralph’s part. A shame he’s stuck in a Mexican shack with the AC turned up to max just barely surviving.
Probably just a box fan or two. Guessing he fills his pockets (if they exist on his women's clothing) with dirt whenever he goes out on torta runs and is slowly converting his bathtub into a mud pit to wallow in. piss can conspiracy: He's taking the filled cans and stacking them along the walls of his room in a bid to increase thermal mass thus taking the room slightly longer to heat up.
This is great.
“I’m fine on Rumble. Not trying to go back there”.
His paypigs in his chat make the argument that he has more viewers on his X broadcasts but it's extremely doubtful that those numbers aren't being botted.“I’m fine on Rumble. Not trying to go back there”.
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I’m sure Ralph is totally content with his 2 view streams and dwindling pay pigs.
Actually Ralph is right… why would he want to stream on Cozy when he has the streaming powerhouse that is Robotstreamer anyway?