Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

Maude Snew said:
Wrong as always, stalker children. Comparing Rick to people are just your delusions again. Enjoy nature.
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QED.
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The funniest thing is the blob fish looks like that because it's been brought up from where it normally lives where the pressure is hundreds of times higher than the surface. They don't look that fucked if you see them where they live.
Pat looks like that all the time.
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Sexy Senior Citizen said:
What fresh hell is this.
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From what I read he was the head chef of the episode's restaurant and resident angry retard until he was fired mid way through said episode. After some digging I found his full name is "Damon Robert Cronin" and waitOHMUHGOD ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!
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ITS HIM....ITS FUCKING HIM.....WE FOUND ANOTHER MEMBER OF THE FATRICK MULTIVERSE....WE FOUND CAJUN FATRICK
 
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Ok ok ok ok maybe I've been reading a bit too much about Japanese horror shit, but what if fatricks isn't human? What if he's the eldritch tentacle of some disgusting pigdemon, and there are other such tendrils elsewhere? It'd explain why he can be stuck on loop tweeting the same shit over and over again, maybe that's some form of SCP-like containment field for his ass.
 
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If you went back to 2019 and asked Rick "Where do do you see yourself in 5 years?", do you think his response would be "getting trolled on twitter by a troon with mommy issues who's pretending to be a niggercop I'm suing and taunting me about farting in my wife's cunt"?

Life comes at you fast.
 
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reptile baht spaniard rid said:
Leslie is the type to try to help/rehabilitate someone like that for 8 MONTHS without spilling the beans, and how quickly did fats get her to go off on him?
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All indicates they had a good relationship in the previous months which is why she keep talking to him
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On another note, Fatrick scores his first win:
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But on an even funnier note, this means Patrick was being bullied by a tranny who he claims he is a major ally of, not only that but threatening the poor Xir with imprisonment and prison rape. When the fake ally and evil bigot Patrick Tomlinson will be put behind bars?
 
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