Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

[Justtocheck]

>3 heads in a row
>bets the 4th one being heads again
>it's tails
>"oh fuck you man that's bullshit"

It's the same thing that happened with mines. He used to have 4-5 gems and instead of cashing out, he'd get the mine. Especially if he's frustrated after a felt. When BMJ gets tilted, it is time

 

[Merton J. Dingle]

I can't get over how much his room's condition has deteriorated since August. At first, he had just a little bit of damage here and there, but it otherwise looked like a fairly typical suburban bedroom. Now it looks like some shitty apartment in the ghetto with the holes in the wall, the door that isn't on hinges, and the sheer amount of random BS scattered about on the floor.

 

[Law]

I can't get over how much his room's condition has deteriorated since August.

Door bros BTFO

 

[John R. Brown M.D.]

I can't get over how much his room's condition has deteriorated since August. At first, he had just a little bit of damage here and there, but it otherwise looked like a fairly typical suburban bedroom. Now it looks like some shitty apartment in the ghetto with the holes in the wall, the door that isn't on hinges, and the sheer amount of random BS scattered about on the floor.

Shout out to Bossmanjack's mom for being the 2024 equivalent of the firefighters in Chernobyl, keeping his son's room at the blink of ecological disaster from the amount of destroyed e-cig batteries in there.

Thousands of black children have perished to mine all that fucking cadmium and lithium.

 

[FinnSven]

Shout out to Bossmanjack's mom for being the 2024 equivalent of the firefighters in Chernobyl, keeping his son's room at the blink of ecological disaster from the amount of destroyed e-cig batteries in there.

Thousands of black children have perished to mine all that fucking cadmium and lithium.

Were their remains at least given to Fatrick Tomlinson for his pepperoni production?

That way their demise wouldn’t be a total hopeless planet destroying loss.

Instead that would be a hamplanet increasing loss.

 

[John R. Brown M.D.]

Were their remains at least given to Fatrick Tomlinson for his pepperoni production?

That way their demise wouldn’t be a total hopeless planet destroying loss.

Instead that would be a hamplanet increasing loss.

Enjoy vore, nigger child.

 

[Kees H]

Clip from his Discord stream that just concluded. Austin loses it all, leaves the stream (so I switch to the felt stream), and comes straight back for a quick rant sesh before ending the stream frfr no cap. No one cares about him, bro.

 

[Billy Bong]

Can't someone just give this man 100 million bajillion umpteen million dollars? I mean what the fuck?

 

[degengambalar]

Can't someone just give this man 100 million bajillion umpteen million dollars? I mean what the fuck?

You WISH you could afford to lose 100 million bajillion umpteen million dollars in an hour.

 

[Balaam's Ass]

There are many indicators of the degenerate gambler, but perhaps the most telling is that he steadfastly refuses to take 10 minutes out of his day to affix his bedroom door to its frame.

 

[WEEKEND]

What more does he want from his sponsor? They literally handed him 60k twice in a week and Austin said “nah not good enough, it’s rigged”.

He, for some reason, thinks that they should alter his odds so that he always wins every bet. I suppose all gamblers wish to never lose but BMJ is that guy that thinks he's owed money by a literal casino. BMj is profoundly retarded. The type of retarded that doesn't understand how a coin flipping game works.

 

[eaglesfan665]

 

[Bland Crumbs]

I for one am really impressed with how seriously BMJ and Nick are taking the Lolcow of the Year award this year. They are really putting in the work. While some cows are just grazing the torta fields of Mehico this guy is first and and last out...and first in and last out...and well you get it.

This is the kind of effort that makes a champion.

 

[WEEKEND]

You know the ecosystem around a lolcow is thriving when people start to emulate the cow in questions mannerisms and speech patterns. What's your favorite? I'm gonna fuck dood. I'm gonna dood, DOOD I'm gonna FUCK. Man fuck my life man. This is so sad. DOOD, I'm gonna do something man. I'm so sick of this DOOD.

 

[baws man jack]

Prayge guise that bmj gets another FAT comeup. Mother's day is this Sunday. He's a good person and I just know he wants to buy his mom something really nice. Maybe her own pair of yeezys or a gold chain?

 

[Billy Bong]

You know the ecosystem around a lolcow is thriving when people start to emulate the cow in questions mannerisms and speech patterns. What's your favorite? I'm gonna fuck dood. I'm gonna dood, DOOD I'm gonna FUCK. Man fuck my life man. This is so sad. DOOD, I'm gonna do something man. I'm so sick of this DOOD.

I am not kidding!

 

[Catboy Ranch Dressing]

Prayge guise that bmj gets another FAT comeup. Mother's day is this Sunday. He's a good person and I just know he wants to buy his mom something really nice. Maybe her own pair of yeezys or a gold chain?

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:prayge:

 

[Summer Never Ends]

:prayge: for the 11th of May's glorious return to Kick.

 

[Claude Sigma]

His hairline is not getting any better huh. And I thought I was starting to Norwood, but he's clearly at Norwood 3 now.


Speaking of balding sore losers, it's so sad man, he's a good person, he tries so hard and trains to hard and give so much to his community but that evil Kakarot is always flipping the switch on him, giving him an inch just to take it away, it's so sad, fuck his life, no one gives a fuck about him, but at least DAMN THAT BULMA MILF PUSSY NICE

 

[BobbyTrill]

I was bored so I made this