God help the deathfats.

[Cyclonus]

I don't know if you can hear me

Or if you're even there

I don't know if you would listen to a deathfat's prayer

I know I'm just a deathfat

I shouldn't speak to you

But you sit now at His table

Are you now a deathfat too?

God help the deathfats

Hungry from birth

Show them the mercy they don't find on Earth

God help my people

We look to you still

God help the deathfats or nobody will

They call us gross

They call us sick

They say fatty just put down the plate

I just want food

Then I feel blessed

I just want food even though it will kill me

I have no hope of finding my girl

Cause I know fat fetish

Is rare in this world

Please help my people

The obese and downtrod

I thought we all were the children of God?

God help the deathfats

Children of God.

 

[Mr.Miyagi]

Did you mean to post this somewhere else?

 

[Cyclonus]

I wanted to post it in the deathfat board. I've never started a lolcow thread before, I didn't know you had to post it here first to get it approved. So yeah, I want this on this the deathfat board.

 

[Dire Dire Cocks]

Funny song parody but I don’t see why this should be put into any board besides Spergatory.

 

[Cyclonus]

I keep forgetting how tribal this place is. There is no overall forum culture, we're all in our own little bubbles.

Hi, I'm Cyclonus. I'm currently a celebrity in certain parts of the farms as the most entertaining halal they've ever seen. I had a severe mental health episode and I was posting like a madman. During this state of questionable lucidity I doxed the fact that I'm a deathfat. I just thought it would be nice to post this on the deathfat board to remind you all that we're human beings. You can decide if it can go there.

Ive got another one like this posted somewhere call God help the incels. You can read it if you like by searching my previous postings.

 

[Lords Greatsword]

You should put this in Mass Debates and then ping a bunch of people you speculate to be deathfats to weigh in on the matter.

 

[Pedophobe]

Mods I think this one is good to go.

 

[beautiful person]

I'm currently a celebrity in certain parts of the farms as the most entertaining halal they've ever seen.

 

[Ultrapenguin]

Yeah no, even just in recent history Felix/TheGoodDoctor was way more entertaining by a long shot.
Also the deathfat board isn't for shitposts. It's for overweight women to gossip about other overweight women who are marginally more fat than they are to make themselves feel better.

Stop this. You're in Scotland, just lure someone into your house with a fifth of whiskey on a string instead of trying to get a bunch of forum users to talk to you.

 

[Cats]

How much diabetes did you smoke today?

 

[vomitusdeux]

Dude just stop you're not a celebrity you're a death fat who keeps sperging out.

 

[Scarlett Johansson]

Aren't you Irish? I expect a drunken tavern ballad.

 

[Johnny Salami]

I don't get it, why don't we just roll fatties down a hill instead of doing fentanyl?