Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Sharpeteer]

I'm sure I said this before, but at the time I thought ManDan was someone Balldo knew in person from college or something because of how he acted towards him. I couldn't even begin to imagine a grown man would behave like that towards some random online person he's never met in person and knew extensively, I still can't really wrap my head around how incredibly retarded it was.

That "If I were siiiingllleee" clip is a jewel. IIRC he tried to get that one scrubbed too. The stream isn't on his channel anymore. Ha.

Also it took a lot of unsuccessful digging, and calling in a favor to get the "body destroyed" clip.

 

[feral cat #6385]

If any of you out there are Rifftrax fans, you might remember Lowtax appearing at a few of their shows. Like Rekieta, he ran a successful internet business into the ground, was a shitty husband and father, fat as fuck and had weird relationships with troons and porn.

Both of their stories will end the same way.

Death is too good for Nick. I want to see him in prison.

Hopefully we will get a Rackets photo like this, before he blows his brains out.

Only with a man's foot. Preferably black.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Nick has seemingly resorted to inserting the phrase "News Trending News" into his description to try to get the algorithm to show his streams to people. I don't think ranting about the same 25 year old movie every stream is news, much less trending news, but I admire the effort.

 

[East_Clintwood]

Death is too good for Nick. I want to see him in prison.

But do you want him to enjoy it, that's the real question.

 

[Get the rope Macaulay!]

Alcohol is one hell of a drug.

its crazy how bad he's aging compared to say Stanhope or the Machine or Ethan Ralph or other alcoholics this guy is super rough. his genetics must be shit for livers if he's looking this bad already. I know quite a few people that never stopped "partying" since they were kids and aged better. He literally looks like he won't be alive in 4 years

plus divorce court takes time, time during which she would still be dealing with being a single mother of 5 living below the poverty line.

exactly, I'm sure based on what little i know of Nick, his drinking didn't get out of control until the trial streams took off. from what people said at Knoxville, Kayla was the one that needed to be tard wrangled and Nick was the guy they all assumed he was from his streams.

i'm sure irregardless she'll get divorced once the last kid is graduating school. an absurd amount of women wait till after the kids are grown because its easier, everyone understands how bad child support payments are so you'll have people like Brad Pitt's lawyers who'll just extend the trial as long as possible to avoid paying fuckloads. even if the woman is the one with the money they'll still wait because divorce court really is that much of a cash grab.

Plus Kayla can find some other dick to keep her satisfied and it wouldn't really be too taboo at this point.

But by 2040 the youtube docs will be saying "nick went from a social drinker to an alcoholic because he couldn't handle his newfound fame" even if it does sound like a cheesy movie i'm sure Nick truely did go from normie to weirdo because of "one very bad day"

 

[Sharpeteer]

Plus Kayla can find some other dick to keep her satisfied and it wouldn't really be too taboo at this point.

Nick has seemingly resorted to inserting the phrase "News Trending News" into his description to try to get the algorithm to show his streams to people

Possible other explanation - he's so drunk he actually wrote 'news' twice by accident.

Only with a man's foot. Preferably black.

In my head canon, Buffalo Dan looks like Asalieri. Enjoy.

 

[AltisticRight]

Hopefully we will get a Rackets photo like this, before he blows his brains out.
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Someone post that photo where Balldo has Our Wife's feet fully swallowed. This doesn't even hold a candle against the bottomless depravity of Balldo.

 

[Nate Higgers]

Death is too good for Nick.

I respectfully disagree. I’ve witnessed what dying from liver failure is like and I would go so far as to say that it’s exactly what he deserves.

That, or dying from delirium tremens/alcohol withdrawal. Gets a seizure and bites+chokes on his own tongue. The only thing I wouldn’t want in either of these scenarios is for his children to witness any of it. Ideally he’d be alone in a hospital room (not even a solo room, he’d have to share it with a black) and he’d be neglected by the black/somali nurses he despises so much as he slowly dies in abject suffering. Those black nurses would rather be taking butthole photos for onlyfans in the staff bathroom instead of checking his catheter or bringing him his medication. They know he’s a lost cause anyway. Yes I am MATI.

 

[figure it out persons]

The balldo is eating a bite of pie for every $10 donated.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

That "If I were siiiingllleee" clip is a jewel. IIRC he tried to get that one scrubbed too. The stream isn't on his channel anymore. Ha.

Also it took a lot of unsuccessful digging, and calling in a favor to get the "body destroyed" clip.

Both are in the new OP. These streams (like the Faran stream) are on Rumble and Odysee--if he was multi-streaming to them. He did not have the diligence to entirely scrub them before they could be archives.

Nick has seemingly resorted to inserting the phrase "News Trending News" into his description to try to get the algorithm to show his streams to people. I don't think ranting about the same 25 year old movie every stream is news, much less trending news, but I admire the effort.

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He used to be somewhat savvy on this and post announcements on Twitter with links. Granted, he had a guerilla army of sycophants to run his PR campaign there at one time, but the level of non-effort he puts in now is astounding.

He used to have the occasional typo, missing link from a template, or old description, then fix it, but he more recently has taken to just leaving it. This is just pathetic.

Possible other explanation - he's so drunk he actually wrote 'news' twice by accident.

This, basically. Remember 'Am0lestingaround'?

 

[Balldo's Gate]

He is literally tying to grift super chats by eating pie for donos.

After reading out one he says "THE FIRST BITE OF THE NIGHT"



He brings Megan Fox on to tell her to tell him to eat more pie.

EDIT: Rekieta says he owes ten bites. I don't think he's started eating yet.

 

[Bepis]

He is literally tying to grift super chats by eating pie for donos.

After reading out one he says "THE FIRST BITE OF THE NIGHT"

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He brings Megan Fox on to tell her to tell him to eat more pie.

EDIT: Rekieta says he owes ten bites. I don't think he's started eating yet.

I'm sure it's too much to ask, but, please, God, it would be very very funny to me if he didn't even make back the cost of the pie.

 

[Sharpeteer]

The balldo is eating a bite of pie for every $10 donated.

"Ya still want it?"

 

[Retink Retunk]

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The balldo is eating a bite of pie for every $10 donated.

Like with Lowtax, it started with just one pie.

 

[Lokenstien]

I know Nick reads his thread so he must have seen all the jokes about him looking skeletal and ghoulish so now he's smugly eating desserts on camera to prove that he isn't an anorexic alcoholic. But screen shots don't lie. And balldo lover does.

 

[ADHD]

Not bad, for an amateur. But next time, try to hold the pie a bit more to one side and do shifty eyes while you shove it in your piehole, like so:

Practice makes perfect, Nick. You can do this!

 

[AnOminous]

He is literally tying to grift super chats by eating pie for donos.

After reading out one he says "THE FIRST BITE OF THE NIGHT"

He should try hawking mangosteen potions.

 

[Strix454]

its crazy how bad he's aging compared to say Stanhope or the Machine or Ethan Ralph or other alcoholics this guy is super rough. his genetics must be shit for livers if he's looking this bad already. I know quite a few people that never stopped "partying" since they were kids and aged better. He literally looks like he won't be alive in 4 years

There are things going on with him beyond just drinking. At the very least there is what seems to be actual malnutrition and whatever is causing his massive weight loss. His program of actively transforming his body rapidly into a skeletal husk was a somewhat unique choice on his part versus other well-known alcoholics. Before the weight loss started, he looked like just an ordinary drunk. But its the weight loss that has given him the "not long for this world" appearance he has now.

 

[Accidental Protege]

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"Ya still want it?"

I actually imagined a ceiling cat coming out of the pie for a second

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

I know Nick reads his thread so he must have seen all the jokes about him looking skeletal and ghoulish so now he's smugly eating deserts on camera to prove that he isn't an anorexic alcoholic. But screen shots don't lie. And balldo lover does.

He's gonna turn into a bulimic after the stream is done by making sure none of those awful calories reach his perfectly thin body.

Oh wait, that would stop some of the alcohol from being absorbed! Choices, choices...