Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[AltisticRight]

Wait, there are Kayla feet pic(s) out there? Quick, get Fapcop on the line, he'll want to know about this.

Yeah, there's even a photo of her feet shoved into Balldo's mouth. I can't find it but I did find this:

 

[Whistlin' Crustacean]

Wait, there are Kayla feet pic(s) out there? Quick, get Fapcop on the line, he'll want to know about this.

The very first stream she was on, she showed feet. Chat was still full of weebs, and kept going "SHOW FEET," and she just... did it.

I thought it a bit strange and a lot trashy, but at the time chalked it up to her being unfamiliar with this whole Internet thingy.

 

[Doctor John B. Zyklon]

Thanks @Balldo's Gate for posting the show announcement. I was busy having fun in Helldivers. Idk why being a supposed fascist soldier killing bugs with a flamethrower feels right...but it does.

So uh, strong numbers tonight eh?


Has his numbers been steadily falling these last few nights / week?

 

[Laura Loomer]

My tin foil hat take is that Nick got caught fucking April solo and not swinger style, or something along those lines.
Here's why:

• When April left the Toe Show, Aaron at first was blaming himself for it, talking about how he's a narcissist that needs to do better, how he threw her in the deep end etc. Within days it became how the show is going to be awesome without her, "turns out I'm not a narcissist guys", revamping his backdrop and going out to karaoke with a buddy. He also refuses to admit whether she's still living there or not directly, been spilling tea on Nick low key, and praising the farms and kino casino.
• Around the same time April's spotify playlist or something similar was public, and she was listening to a bunch of sad break up songs.
• Explains why Kayla is more comatose than usual, Nick taking longer breaks to make sure she's still breathing.
• Explains why he missed court, Kayla threatening to off herself if he showed up for his side bitch.
• I'm not sure how old April is, but we've seen her in a bikini and she's a plank. Would appeal to Nick's inner Kevin Spacey as she passes for a teenager that barely hit puberty.
• Explains why he keeps whining about all his mental issues and how hard life is.

 

[huckbeine]

so this new pedophilic rambings is this what his legal strategy to win against Monty? like "No, I did not accuse him of being a pedophile, I know he is a pedophile.... after all, it takes one to know one"

 

[Mr.Bucket]

I'm not sure how old April is,

She just turned 30 a couple of months ago. A *rough* 30.

 

[Golden Boy]

He’s sauced out of his mind talking about his 6 year old daughter being raped. Whitebread ass nigga can’t even see straight. I can’t stop laughing.

 

[notapaypig]

Was just coming to post how old this man looks, the alcohol is really damaging him. He's lost subs, paypigs, money, legal fees to Randazza, rumble contracts, all within the span of a couple years. He looked so much younger comparing older streams. Has dude cancelled like 2-3 shows a week now in 2024?

 

[LiquidKid]

Nick explains the moral again:"If you go too far, you die"

It will never not anger me that he seems hell bent on misunderstanding this movie every time he discusses it

PPP going to be eating good on this.

Personally I’m taken aback by the use of guitars and such. Nick should try a more traditional church instead of this new age hippie shit. But I get why Nick hates his church and where his skewed view of Christianity comes from.

Guitars aren’t that weird at churches.
Growing up I went to as traditional of a church as you can get. Massive gothic style building, stain glass windows, portraits and statues galore, classic confessionals, always felt freezing cold on Sunday morning, it’s exactly what someone would think of when they hear the word “church.” And they still had a guitarist leading all the weird songs.
Granted, it didn’t sound like the screeching you hear in this video, but I’ve always seen guitars in church

 

[daffodils]

I can't be bothered to recap the latest stream, but this is worth documenting: "I had to do a bunch of driving before lunchtime..." (2h26m)

 

[Not Who You Think]

Wait, there are Kayla feet pic(s) out there? Quick, get Fapcop on the line, he'll want to know about this.

Yeah, there's even a photo of her feet shoved into Balldo's mouth.

Here you go:

Spoiler: not graphic, but still kinda gross

EDIT: spoilered the image

 

[Ted's of Beverly Hills]

Guitars aren’t that weird at churches.
Growing up I went to as traditional of a church as you can get. Massive gothic style building, stain glass windows, portraits and statues galore, classic confessionals, always felt freezing cold on Sunday morning, it’s exactly what someone would think of when they hear the word “church.” And they still had a guitarist leading all the weird songs.
Granted, it didn’t sound like the screeching you hear in this video, but I’ve always seen guitars in church

They're distinctly modernist and have no relation to the traditional liturgy. The whole modern mass is a bizarre relic of 1960's boomer-aesthetics and sensibilities. And they just fucking suck. The church building might have survived the uglification process, but the music didn't.

 

[Sharpeteer]

Here you go:

Spoiler: not graphic, but still kinda gross

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EDIT: spoilered the image

Hahaha, look at him. Just look at him.

He looks like he's sucking on a lemon.

 

[AltisticRight]

Here you go:

Spoiler: not graphic, but still kinda gross

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EDIT: spoilered the image

I tried to fix the colour balance.

You can see how greasy his disgusting comb over was.

 

[Truly Rural]

I can't be bothered to recap the latest stream, but this is worth documenting: "I had to do a bunch of driving before lunchtime..." (2h26m)


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Is he describing his pattern or replying to my post from Sunday?

Wakes up at 7 am, needs a nap at noon to make it to 1 PM so he can FINALLY sleep. This dude can't stay awake for 6 straight hours during normal working/school hours. This dude has to take a nap during the time normal working people take a lunch break and continue working til 4 or 5 pm.

 

[daffodils]

Is he describing his pattern or replying to my post from Sunday?

He's describing what he did four hours after his latest drunk stream.

 

[Golden Boy]

A *rough* 30.

I legitimately thought she was in her mid 40s. Jesus.
For reference:


Can you spot the difference in these pictures?

 

[LiquidKid]

They're distinctly modernist and have no relation to the traditional liturgy. The whole modern mass is a bizarre relic of 1960's boomer-aesthetics and sensibilities. And they just fucking suck. The church building might have survived the uglification process, but the music didn't.

If we’re being completely accurate, not even the organ was considered proper for worship in the church until around the 1200’s. And realistically the only reason why string instruments were less common in churches was because the low dynamic range in the pre-amplifier era.

But I agree, all Church music is fucking terrible. The talent of a gospel singer or a properly trained choir does not excuse the fact that the music they’re actually creating is awful

 

[Swole McPole]

They buy hard boiled eggs from the store.
Hard. Boiled. Eggs.

Nick should do Cool Hand Luke for superchats.

"My boy could eat fiddy eigs. Who wants to see? Ten dollars for each store-bought hard boiled egg!"

But I agree, all Church music is fucking terrible.

That's absolutely true of modern religious music, but there's a bunch of sublime religious music from the past. St Matthew's Passion, St John's Passion, the Easter Oratario by Bach. Handel's Messiah. Many of the great 19th and early 20th C. hymns like How Great Thou Art. Shit, even the 1950's country gospel stuff by the people like Hank Williams and Louvin Brothers and the black stuff by people like Sister Rosetta Tharpe.

Of course, you'll hear nothing of this quality in a modern church. They love their tambourine rattling pap.

 

[Oliver Onions]

Has anyone seen the chat he's "reading" here? I'd like to know what he's responding to.


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I have listened several times and I still cannot work out what the fuck he says at the end.

"We also want to give people [I assume he means children] the ability to attend an event without society deciding it was bad...you should be exposed to it whether it's bad or good...like [???] penis...[stress sigh]...in Michigan."

“Because sometimes kids try to be attractive for adults.”

Nick, what the fuck are you saying??!!! This is Anthony Cumia levels of disturbing statements. What’s next, are you going to say there are some hot thirteen year olds?

Looks like Lolita will be the next film to be obsessively defended/celebrated by Nick 'depends on the child' Rekieta.