Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Maude Snew]

"Did not expect to be spending several hours researching about STDs and space travel."

If I were to claim said research was getting drunk and watching House M.D. I'd be giving him too much credit, after all he claimed he did research for his Tiny Tim in space book and he posted examples of that. In fact his medical research has lead him to conclude that everybody who has ever had sex has herpes and that he is not fat by any medical standard. His tech research isn't much better though seeing as he drowned his phone because it said it was water resistant on the box.

Which lets us conclude that Rick is a very fat and stupid guy and and his stupidity is only exceeded by his fatness.

 

[Pim Fortuyn]

Im not a kitchen nightmares fan but by all accounts his kitchen was a straight up biohazard, complete with dead rodents and rotting shrimp randomly dumped in draws and whatnot. Hence why he was fired.

No, it wasn't, no, there weren't, no, they weren't, stalker. Those are your delusions again. The food was not rotten and you did not, in fact, eat here. Stop your felony food show and wait for the knock.

 

[This Machine Milks Cows]

Yes, Patrick sure likes tweeting about herpes.




Why did Patrick claim that it was stlakers who made the application for his Space Herpes presentation at Penguicon, when he was scheduled to lead a panel with an almost identical title at ConFusion? ConFusion must surely have made contact with him personally before scheduling the event. Did stlakers make both of the applications, and Pat agreed to appear at ConFusion under that title anyway?

 

[Ring of Basilius]

Why did Patrick claim that it was stlakers who made the application for his Space Herpes presentation at Penguicon, when he was scheduled to lead a panel with an almost identical title at ConFusion? ConFusion must surely have made contact with him personally before scheduling the event. Did stlakers make both of the applications, and Pat agreed to appear at ConFusion under that title anyway?

Perhaps the first instance was legit, but an enterprising Pest has decided that "Patrick" is going to apply to every convention with it until he becomes known as the "Alien bugchaser" guy.

 

[JustSomeDong]

Yes, Patrick sure likes tweeting about herpes.

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Why did Patrick claim that it was stlakers who made the application for his Space Herpes presentation at Penguicon, when he was scheduled to lead a panel with an almost identical title at ConFusion? ConFusion must surely have made contact with him personally before scheduling the event. Did stlakers make both of the applications, and Pat agreed to appear at ConFusion under that title anyway?

They do say "write what you know."

 

[Maude Snew]

They do say "write what you know."

Which is why he hasn't had a book come out in half a decade.

 

[bile demon]

Perhaps the first instance was legit, but an enterprising Pest has decided that "Patrick" is going to apply to every convention with it until he becomes known as the "Alien bugchaser" guy.

The best thing about the crab AIDS lecture is that whatever deviant is in charge of the Pedocon panels enthusiastically jumped at the opportunity to let Fat present such a subject.

"Ah, venereal diseases and zoophilia IN SPACE, that's exactly what we need! Lots of parents are bringing their preschool-aged kids so we'll let them know this is the perfect panel for their little ones. Mr. Weimer has volunteered to make sure the children aren't making a ruckus during the presentation so the parents can just leave them there for an hour and either attend some of the more adult-themed panels or simply relax for a while... Just make sure the kids are masked up!!"

 

[JustSomeDong]

Just make sure the kids are masked up!!"

To be fair, one of those cons is probably the place to mask up. Anything to cut down the smell.

 

[Something Awful]

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Rick really is exactly like the pigheaded morons who show up on Kitchen Nightmares, the ones you watch and can hardly believe they're real. I'd pay money to see him chewed out by Gordon Ramsay.

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

Rick really is exactly like the pigheaded morons who show up on Kitchen Nightmares, the ones you watch and can hardly believe they're real. I'd pay money to see him chewed out by Gordon Ramsay.

This pepperoni is so fucking raw it's trying to sell me a rap cd

 

[The Taco Santo!]

Watch Gordon call him fat and the angry sweaty red-faced diatribe that would inevitably result, only to get a response from Ramsey of "But you are fat, look at yourself in a mirror mate. You have big tits, fatso!"

 

[Procrastinhater]

Leslie is the type to try to help/rehabilitate someone like that for 8 MONTHS without spilling the beans, and how quickly did fats get her to go off on him?

It just shows how much of a fucking asshole Pat is.

A tranny turns out to be a collossal pervert with no sense of boundaries.
What a surprise.

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

I'd be interested to hear your reasons for not liking Correia. As fas as I'm concerned, he's one of very few sci-fi/fantasy authors currently working whose work is even readable let alone enjoyable.

I like what I've seen of Correia and I read a bit of Monster Hunters and thought it was pretty good. I can understand why he wouldn't be everyone's cup of tea due to his more right wing viewpoint which does come out a bit in his work (I laughed at the main character shittalking glowies in the story). Also he does seem to be pretty blunt/direct to the point that some might see it as being rude or uncouth. I personally don't have these problems but it could irk others more.

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

I'd pay money to see him chewed out by Gordon Ramsay.

"This beef wellington looks like it fockin' fell out of a cow's ass, you fockin' donkey. Looks like the fockin' elephant's foot! You bought these pepper plants from Walmart, didn't even take the tags off of 'em!

"No, stalker, it does not. No, stalker, I did not. These are your delusions, Ramsey child. Enjoy prison."

 

[Oliver Onions]

Rick really is exactly like the pigheaded morons who show up on Kitchen Nightmares, the ones you watch and can hardly believe they're real. I'd pay money to see him chewed out by Gordon Ramsay.

It's a shame Ramsay isn't still doing his Hotel Hell spin-off show or he could have went and reviewed the half-hovel.

"What the fuck is that...a fucking Mustang poster on the wall? Are you 12?"
"That's art, child. I'm sorry you're so stupid."
"Holy mackerel...Why is the couch facing a chest of drawers, so I can watch my clothes?"
"Multiple 5 star reviews on Trip Advisor, stalker."
"You're fucking delusional, you run a hotel about as well as you run a marathon, fatso."
"Not fat by any medical standard, chef. Enjoy your stay (in prison)."

[Gordon standing outside the half-hovel at the end of the episode while Fatrick is being George Floyded by police in the background]

"Well, what can you say? A shocking nights sleep, routinely woken up by the grunting and violent flatulence of multiple black men, a horrible pepperoni breakfast, and an owner who's completely checked out. He claims to be a writer....well this place is a write-off. What a shame."

 

[GamerGateSurvivor]

Watch Gordon call him fat and the angry sweaty red-faced diatribe that would inevitably result, only to get a response from Ramsey of "But you are fat, look at yourself in a mirror mate. You have big tits, fatso!"

Tell me something, Fatrick. What's going on with the pepperoni on this pizza? It tastes like you marinated it in menthol cigarettes and crack cocaine. Fatrick, why are you sweating so much? I can see your bitch tits through your shirt like some bird on spring break. You should put on a bra. That's disgusting!

 

[Procrastinhater]

It's a shame Ramsay isn't still doing his Hotel Hell spin-off show or he could have went and reviewed the half-hovel.

"What the fuck is that...a fucking Mustang poster on the wall? Are you 12?"
"That's art, child. I'm sorry you're so stupid."
"Holy mackerel...Why is the couch facing a chest of drawers, so I can watch my clothes?"
"Multiple 5 star reviews on Trip Advisor, stalker."
"You're fucking delusional, you run a hotel about as well as you run a marathon, fatso."
"Not fat by any medical standard, chef. Enjoy your stay (in prison)."

[Gordon standing outside the half-hovel at the end of the episode while Fatrick is being George Floyded by police in the background]

"Well, what can you say? A shocking nights sleep, routinely woken up by the grunting and violent flatulence of multiple black men, a horrible pepperoni breakfast, and an owner who's completely checked out. He claims to be a writer....well this place is a write-off. What a shame."

I always pictured the side of the Half Hovel Pat rents out to be about as well kept and clean as the Gilman House Hotel in Innsmouth from the Stuart Gordon movie Dagon.

 

[The Taco Santo!]

Way more hidden cameras and peepholes, though.

 

[Picnic_Boy]

Pat's takes are so self-serving and lazy, I side with unironic Communists over him. I side with people who would literally gulag me for my beliefs over Pat.

 

[Prokhor Zakharov]

Ignoring them does not make them go away. Indeed, it has been our long experience after nearly six years ignoring them is what makes them double down and become more bold and violent.

He's been ignoring his stalker children for 6 years? That's news to me and everyone else. Or does childing people on twitter count as "ignoring them"?