Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

[Fungible penis]

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He's looking at one of Rekietas ceiling cats.

 

[troonshine]

Bossman lost it all and said he was going to smash his computer, after that the stream hung.

edit: he's back for more gamba, unknown if something got smashed

 

[Doinker Marmalade]

You know the ecosystem around a lolcow is thriving when people start to emulate the cow in questions mannerisms and speech patterns. What's your favorite? I'm gonna fuck dood. I'm gonna dood, DOOD I'm gonna FUCK. Man fuck my life man. This is so sad. DOOD, I'm gonna do something man. I'm so sick of this DOOD.

When Ethan Ralph was in his heyday I was all about saying 'YOU COCKSUCKER MOTHERFUCKER' or ' BISH' or 'Simple as!' or 'Couldn't be me!'. Now I'm all about the 'DOOD HOWWWW' or 'Oh my gawd I just lost it all' or 'I'm gonna fucking- DOOD!' or 'This is so sad, I am soda pressed'.
One WV cow exits, and another one enters to take its place in my retard lexicon.

 

[Gil_Ga_Mesh]

Corporate needs you to find the difference between these 2 photos.

 

[troonshine]

bossman gets revenge on Sinister Steven and RAPES him for 15k

 

[thebigdream]

When Ethan Ralph was in his heyday I was all about saying 'YOU COCKSUCKER MOTHERFUCKER' or ' BISH' or 'Simple as!' or 'Couldn't be me!'. Now I'm all about the 'DOOD HOWWWW' or 'Oh my gawd I just lost it all' or 'I'm gonna fucking- DOOD!' or 'This is so sad, I am soda pressed'.
One WV cow exits, and another one enters to take its place in my retard lexicon.

I want to hear Bossman yell at coin flip screaming "I MADE YEW BISH, YEW SHOULD CONSIDER YOURSELF LUCKY I LET YOU HANG OFF MY BALLS"

 

[Blackstar]

His hairline is not getting any better huh. And I thought I was starting to Norwood, but he's clearly at Norwood 3 now.

He shaves his head on stream for money. This isn't balding, just crackhead hairstyle.

 

[Sluggo the Nasty]

Bossman currently up to 43k in the discord, Tune In!

Five minutes later it's all gone after a $16k flip, actual retardation at work

 

[GradeAGobbleDeeGook]

Bossman just performed a 10 K thou wow Coin Flip and he lost
holy shit
edit:
he then went on to perform a 11K thou wow but won!

 

[Blackstar]

This man's brain is FUCKED. He fell down to 22k and was already saying "I just lost it all.

 

[lurkingrat]

He went from 1.5k in bonus funds to 45k withdrawable and talked about buying a car and then proceeded to get rinsed in 10 minutes. Guy has no self-control once he's in gamble mode.

 

[degengambalar]

$40,000 gone in a minute. The best part is he goes all in with his last $8,000 and wins but he goes for a double coin flip and it's all gone.
Oh well.

From the Kees odysee stream

Soda pressing. Just three minutes earlier he was going to finally get a car but Sinister Steven rigged it.

 

[Burl McMillan]

$40,000 gone in a minute. The best part is he goes all in with his last $8,000 and wins but he goes for a double coin flip and it's all gone.
Oh well
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Could not stop laughing when I heard him say "this is the first flip" after winning on all in 8k please protect this man at all costs

 

[LanceHaver]

$40,000 gone in a minute. The best part is he goes all in with his last $8,000 and wins but he goes for a double coin flip and it's all gone.
Oh well.
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From the Kees odysee stream

Soda pressing. Just three minutes earlier he was going to finally get a car but Sinister Steven rigged it.
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"I lost it all...oh well"

This gotta be fake money right?

 

[postfeetpls]

Blows my mind every time I open the thread. The chance of landing 3 consecutive successful toss predictions is 1/8. And 4 is 1/16.
This man keeps on betting 4 and 5 digit numbers on 12.5% chance of success and is in awe every time it doesn't work. And if luck has his back this one time and it does work, he then bets it all on 6.25% and blames the CEO when it fails.
Fucking lmao

Could not stop laughing when I heard him say "this is the first flip" after winning on all in 8k

Is it possible his brain is so fried from the crack he thinks every flip is a 50/50 chance? Like, does he think winning 5 times in a row is 50/50 because the coin is either heads or tails every time and he should always be winning half the time? I'm starting to suspect that's what he thinks and that's why he's on the toss so much, and that's why he's disappointed when he loses.
Am I underestimating him? Does he know what he's doing?

 

[degengambalar]

"I lost it all...oh well"

This gotta be fake money right?

He had $14,000 in his wallet so he didn't really lose it all.
He only gets upset when he truly loses every dollar to his name because then he cant gamble anymore.

It's real money trust me he just doesn't value it that much because he's never had to pay bills or have any responsibilities in his 28 years of living. BMJ is a simple man, all he needs in life is drugs and money to gamble with.

The chance of landing 3 consecutive successful toss predictions is 1/8. And 4 is 1/16.

Are you fucking retarded? Bossman presses button and it's either head or tails. Those are 50/50 odds buddy anything under that is only because of fucking riggers.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

Are you fucking retarded? Bossman presses button and it's either head or tails. Those are 50/50 odds buddy anything under that is only because of fucking riggers.

That's right. Every gamble is 50/50. Either you win or you don't. Fucking RATS with their Harvard numbers just don't understand.

 

[MadStan]

$10,000 coin flips. Like I said, addicted to loosing.

 

[Avenue]

Bossman is high on his phone in discord spamming more voice memo's than your mom.

People fucking with his address (Don't be a retard and send shit to him)

- pizza's
- capri sun
- boxes?

(credit to @Gaunt King Ithan Rilph's image generating skills)

He thinks he sounds like a ...

Someone pointed out he's on the bcgame leaderboard

His response

He's still spamming more voice memo's as I type this.

 

[postfeetpls]

Is there stats on how much he's lost on the coin?