Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

Remembering December when Keffals was bragging about looking to move house with EFNO in January and converting one of the spare bedrooms into a home gym.

Well it's May and EFNO is still streaming from the old apartment. I would consider the possibility that they broke up but doubtful, EFNO just never interacted with Keffals online directly after DKF.
Monthly Patreon income down to $1200 US, unsure on the sub side of things as I never risk going to KeffalsGG but presumably that's what killed off the housing situation upgrade.
 
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Musashi's Son said:
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Commentary orbiter ChrisTheNarc reacts to the recent news of Vanna Pharma (one of the suppliers of the DIY HRT directory) being taken down by UK medical authorities.
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Seems even ErinInTheMorn/Tony admits that DIY is "less safe" even though Keffals tried to tell everyone it was just as safe as regular HRT.
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Punished Neco said:
Seems even ErinInTheMorn/Tony admits that DIY is "less safe" even though Keffals tried to tell everyone it was just as safe as regular HRT.
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Funny that Erin mentioned people to do some kind of safety guidelines when he oretended to be a doctor and better than a medical professional when people overdose in LSD...
 
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ERROR_ENTRY said:
'My wife'. Not sure if he was joking or not.
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They're both men, so it's a joke even if it's not intended to be. But as far as anyone knows they're not actually married.

Punished Neco said:
Monthly Patreon income down to $1200 US, unsure on the sub side of things as I never risk going to KeffalsGG but presumably that's what killed off the housing situation upgrade.
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Unfortunately donations on keffals.gg have almost completely dried up, so Keffals will have to come back at some point and start streaming again (or get a job, HAHAHA, yeah that's not happening).

I do wonder if the extended hiatus is the result of some kind of intervention by EFNO. Lucas's drug use was clearly spiraling out of control in recent months, so EFNO might have given him an ultimatum to cut it out and take a break from everything or get the fuck back to Canada.
 
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Something about this guy is just so fucking disturbing to me. He's a fat pervert with mutilated genitals acting like a teenage girl for his own twisted fetish in front of an audience of mostly children. He's also actively peddling hormones to them for his own benefit.

Hopefully after the street shitter drops his video he will do us all a favor and hang himself before he can spread his infection any farther.
 
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peewee said:
Something about this guy is just so fucking disturbing to me. He's a fat pervert with mutilated genitals acting like a teenage girl for his own twisted fetish in front of an audience of mostly children. He's also actively peddling hormones to them for his own benefit.

Hopefully after the street shitter drops his video he will do us all a favor and hang himself before he can spread his infection any farther.
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I know what you mean. Something about male Troons, especially this fat bald male Troon creeps me out and sets my alarm bells off when they start hanging around with minors like he does. Pooners I just find gross and sort of miserable, but I don't trust male Troons not to be sex offenders.
He's fucking 30 the fuck does he have in common with the other little freaks on his discord acting like teenage girls except porn brain rot?
 
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Not a good move in the long term. If you want to be successful in the world of online content creation, you need to keep attracting viewers. Your old viewers will get bored or outgrow you and you need to replace them as they go. Otherwise you’ll just be sad, bald, middle-aged man streaming to an audience of three.
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Well then stop provoking people. You can’t act like a brat in the face of criticism and then say “Actually I don’t like people treating me like a brat.”
 
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You heard it guys, Keffals is totally quitting social media forever, 100% for real this time. I'm sure he will never ever start another drama in hopes of attention and pity from online strangers, and he will definetly not cause it this week. There's just no way he would ever touch the evil platform known as X again or log into that Bluesky or however they call it
 
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Tragi-Chan said:
Well then stop provoking people. You can’t act like a brat in the face of criticism and then say “Actually I don’t like people treating me like a brat.”
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Lucas loves to talk shit, he's just not a fan of the "get hit" part.
I don't believe for a second this histrionic bald eunuch has the ability to not be a snarky little faggot online as soon as he starts to feel comfortable again.
He has zero impulse control. Watching him repeatedly blurt out dumb shit like a man with the gayest form of retard tourettes then delete it a few minutes later during DKF was comical.
Lucas will think of some snarky comment that sounds funny as shit in his pornography rotted, stunted brain and just blurt it out without realizing how much it makes him look like a prick, then when his oversensitive audience reacts like the oversensitive bitches they are, Lucas sulks and calls them "tenderqueers" or something, and alienates even more.
The funniest part is when you realize he's a frustrated /b tier shitlord but he's picked the most sensitive pansy fucking audience there is so when he follows his instincts his own side just hate him.
 
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Procrastinhater said:
Lucas loves to talk shit, he's just not a fan of the "get hit" part.
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His hypocrisy is hilarious. Lucas cries about "muh internet harassment" when he has spread false allegations when he called Null a pedo without evidence on a stream, has called Keemstar a pedophile multiple times, called Chud Logic a pedo and Destiny a stealther without evidence. If people bring evidence up of his misdeeds he bitches about how hard his life is and about how he doesn't deserve it but Lucas had no problems making drama streams on his ex-mods, his ex, random twitter troons etc. He always wants criticize to you but if you DARE criticize him he will cope and seethe until he dies.
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Huh. Keffals and I share the same taste in games, I guess. That's a horrifying thought
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Imagine if he is also a fan of Avatat The Last Airbender and has an Azula bodypillow.
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