Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[AncientPhosphur]

I'm never using drugs again

Nick greatest public service is getting scores of people to reevaluate their lives and cut back on drinking and drugs

Bless you Balldo

 

[Dean Pentel]

Nick would love jail. It's got lots of blacks who engage in gay sex. He loves those. And he can brew prison wine and not concern himself with duty, discipline, or personal successes. Nick would be in his element. He has more of a temperament of a criminal dumb, hedonistic, closeted faggot with zero foresight than a lawyer. He would fit right in.

Right?

you should post this to his thread

You're not his mom.

I haven't read the thread in a bit. Did Nick go on a hunger strike because someone told him he shouldn't drink so much and have extramarital affairs with men? Why does he look like he's been liberated from a concentration camp?

 

[Hax1337]

The older Rekieta boy speaks at 26:18 and the younger one at 32:38. The younger one briefly discusses the family. The anointing is at 42:00 and Nick looking lost is at 1:30:19.

Even from this far away you can still see the red nose and cheeks. Very Christian Nick.
Christ is kang!

 

[elb]

You're not his mom.

But what if I am

I’d do it myself but I can’t figure out how to cross post

 

[RJ MacReady]

I think it's been pointed out but eating shitty food for superchats is literally the same thing Lowtax did shortly before blowing his brains out.

 

[Potatoherder]

Rumble barely eeks outs YT ( $95 ). Viewership slightly up to just over 4k. Megan was a big topic of rants when he was eating? InnerCityPigeon was muted over his comments about Megan showing her privates on stream. Rants seems mostly about trying to gross him out while eating.

Only rant i'll post because it sums up Nick. You can do 99% of the work for him and he will still act like you have burdened him.

EliePhant

DON'T BE LAZY. IT'S ON THE FRONT PAGE OF USA TODAY.

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[Spaded Dave]

But what if I am

I’d do it myself but I can’t figure out how to cross post

Quotes carry between threads. So you can add to quote and then post that quote anywhere else on the site. I'll come upstairs and show you in a bit.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

I think it's been pointed out but eating shitty food for superchats is literally the same thing Lowtax did shortly before blowing his brains out.

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I don’t see this as a Lowtax situation. Lady Rackets is still peacefully snoozing watching her shows while Nick enjoys not being divorce raped and other than looking like he’s going to be an extra in the next Hollywood Holocaust film, Nick doesn’t have ailing health issues. Lowtax’s suicide was just the ultimate fuck you to his previous marriages and Rekieta isn’t quite yet in that circumstance.

 

[Thumb Butler]

Nick delved into the upcoming confirmation of his sons and discussed their personalities in some detail. This level of personal disclosure regarding his sons is uncommon. I easily found his church mentioned in this thread through a search.

The church posts its services.

That's a really bizarre church, or is this kind of "service" common in America?

 

[Truly Rural]

He eats some butter too. (no butter dish)

Nick should eat blocks of butter every stream. He should also lite his nips on fire while listening to Enya.

 

[Oliver Onions]

I have to say, if you gave him watery eyes he'd remind me of those sat crying cat picture memes.
But his eyes just look dead

I don't think these are the eyes you meant, but they work shockingly well. I can barely tell the difference.

 

[Chazzed Up]

He is aping the shock jock comedy style of the late 90s, Stephen Hawking jokes were popular in the late 90s. His favourite film is from the late 90s. He wants to fuck very, very young women like in American Beauty. He is starving himself to make himself as thin as he was in the late 90s.

Nick Rekieta is trying to become 16 again.

Since when does he want to fuck women? Seems like most of his obsessed parasocial online relationships are with men. Black men live rent free in his head the rest of the time.

I legitimately thought she was in her mid 40s. Jesus.
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Can you spot the difference in these pictures?

I don't know, you captured that screenshot while her mouth was moving. Most white people I know have those lines to some extent even in their 20s but you see them on most people when smiling or talking. Her eyes look more fucked up to me, not necessarily age-related but just kind of dead and sunk-in looking.

 

[elb]

Quotes carry between threads. So you can add to quote and then post that quote anywhere else on the site. I'll come upstairs and show you in a bit.

Good son

 

[AltisticRight]

He eats the pie with butter

I can never understand those who would lick butter off a knife/fork, let alone this freak eating an entire block of butter.
So gross. It's literally tasteless goop.

 

[Neetorino]

Rumble barely eeks outs YT ( $95 ). Viewership slightly up to just over 4k.

Oh wow that barely changes a thing! Thank goodness.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

The older Rekieta boy speaks at 26:18

I want to point out his statement regarding actually coming to wanting to seek God in the last few years. This lines up with the timeline of Nick's descent into hedonistic pleasure seeking and alcoholism.

Kids are stupid and there's always a chance this is performative for social status at the church or because it's what he's expected to do, but he didn't come off as insincere in his testimony.

and the younger one at 32:38.

Again, I want to point out that he "understood" Christ roughly half a year ago, well into Nick's descent.

If the the boys reaction to watching their father whither away is to turn to God and community than my hope is they'll turn out alright despite (or because of) their hardships.

That's a really bizarre church, or is this kind of "service" common in America?

I only scanned through the service, but nothing that I saw seemed out of the ordinary. Small church, worship (I swear the music you hear live in a church service is always leagues better than the streamed or recorded service), lessons, testimonies, communion. All of it seemed typical.

I'd be interested in what part of its bizarre because nothing stood out to me, but my look was very brief.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Kids are stupid and there's always a chance this is performative for social status at the church or because it's what he's expected to do, but he didn't come off as insincere in his testimony.

Again, I want to point out that he "understood" Christ roughly half a year ago, well into Nick's descent.

If the the boys reaction to watching their father whither away is to turn to God and community than my hope is they'll turn out alright despite (or because of) their hardships.

Children are bad liars. This makes me somewhat glad to see that the children have influence OUTISIDE the home that seem positive. The benefit of Nick's hectic schedule (If it is to be believed) is that he has very little time to indoctrinate them and they are being raised by more sane people.

 

[prolapsed_cranium]

The church posts its services. The Rekieta boys spoke and were named. Nick and Kayla both went on stage for the anointing and at the end Rekieta looks quite lost. Both boys are named.

The older Rekieta boy speaks at 26:18 and the younger one at 32:38. The younger one briefly discusses the family. The anointing is at 42:00 and Nick looking lost is at 1:30:19.

Holy fuck, compared to able-bodied men he really does look like he's got cancer or something bad

 

[miss ethanol]

sometimes cancels shows because it's hard to do them; life becomes more and more complicated as you go on; difficult to make friends as an adult unless you "give them other stuff"

I want to believe that Nick's dad had the same deal as Bob Chandler, he would pay people to be Nick's friends, but Nick actually found out and that is why he now believes that.

but why is a
six year old routinely going to him after midnight?? I didn’t even know what midnight was at that age and I assume most six year olds are the same…

The Rekieta household's only 2 adults are either so pilled out of their minds watching Star Trek that they need to be checked from time to time or are drunk and high on god knows what that that they preach that the balldo is the best thing ever.

Hit me with all the gay stickers but Nick really needs an intervention.

There must be people who know who know him in real life scanning this thread and I really hope they try and get him to seek help.

I knew people who drank like Nick and ended up looking like Nick. That sentence is in the past tense because they are dead now.

It’s a fucking horrible way to die and there are very few people I’d wish it on.

It’s long past being funny now.

Being serious for a moment, I also want Nick to go to rehab solely because of his kids.
Also Nick does not have friends, we can imply from what he has said that nobody likes him in his community and his parents does not seem to mind even after having many embarassing moments on stream. Aaron, Drexel, Juju, Aussie, Megan, Kurt, etc, they do not care about Nick, their "friendship" is a transactional one, they only care of what they can get out of him.

Rumble barely eeks outs YT ( $95 ). Viewership slightly up to just over 4k. Megan was a big topic of rants when he was eating? InnerCityPigeon was muted over his comments about Megan showing her privates on stream. Rants seems mostly about trying to gross him out while eating.

Only rant i'll post because it sums up Nick. You can do 99% of the work for him and he will still act like you have burdened him.

EliePhant

DON'T BE LAZY. IT'S ON THE FRONT PAGE OF USA TODAY.

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2024-05-09 02:10:41 -0500 CDT

Do you think the pie thing was a test to see if he can start doing mukbangs? He is already fat, why not capitalize it.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

Also Nick does not have friends. Aaron, Drexel, Juju, Aussie, Megan, Kurt, etc, they do not care about Nick, their "friendship" is a transactional one, they only care of what they can get out of him.

I'd argue Kurt actually considers Nick a friend. He's retarded in that way, but I don't fault him for it.