Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[TrainWreckWatcher]

He looked so much younger comparing older streams. Has dude cancelled like 2-3 shows a week now in 2024?

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I have to say, if you gave him watery eyes he'd remind me of those sat crying cat picture memes.
But his eyes just look dead

 

[ZeDarkKnight]

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He’s sauced out of his mind talking about his 6 year old daughter being raped. Whitebread ass nigga can’t even see straight. I can’t stop laughing.

Goddamn. I pay no attention to this motherfucker for 2 years and he looks like he's been on nonstop meth and beer. Is this what meth does to a person?

Jesus Christ he's aging faster than Ethan Ralph

I'm never using drugs again

 

[Hard Toothbrush]

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He’s sauced out of his mind talking about his 6 year old daughter being raped. Whitebread ass nigga can’t even see straight. I can’t stop laughing.

I can't be the only one that sees the resemblance to a frozen Jack Nicholson at the end of The Shining right?

 

[Pagan Min]

I legitimately thought she was in her mid 40s. Jesus.
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Can you spot the difference in these pictures?

 

[This Machine Milks Cows]

He is aping the shock jock comedy style of the late 90s, Stephen Hawking jokes were popular in the late 90s. His favourite film is from the late 90s. He wants to fuck very, very young women like in American Beauty. He is starving himself to make himself as thin as he was in the late 90s.

Nick Rekieta is trying to become 16 again.

 

[AnOminous]

That's absolutely true of modern religious music, but there's a bunch of sublime religious music from the past. St Matthew's Passion, St John's Passion, the Easter Oratario by Bach. Handel's Messiah. Many of the great 19th and early 20th C. hymns like How Great Thou Art.

Beethoven's Ninth is also a religious song. And Johnny Cash did some pretty good stuff in a Christian vein. Or John Downland's often lute music. There was a time almost any music had some religious element unless it was outright bawdy. Gregorian chants are also good background.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

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"Ya still want it?"

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Not bad, for an amateur. But next time, try to hold the pie a bit more to one side and do shifty eyes while you shove it in your piehole, like so:
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Practice makes perfect, Nick. You can do this!

I thought this was fake! It is REAL!? This is just sad...

It's pretty much a variation of DSP's vest gimmick imo. Nick and his adjacents were all doing the "drink shots for superchats" gimmick acting like it's not the same shit as DSP's grifting. Some of them may not be aware of who DSP is but iirc legal vices said he was a kf reader on DSP long before he became a youtuber. This is the guy who showed his dogs on stream and then started holding the "dog camera" hostage until he gets a certain amount of superchat totals until he got called out. There was at one point where they were all begging for certain whales to get on their stream to pay them 50bux to drink shots. Vices would start streaming and see his whale be on his friend's smaller stream being a whale and hop on this friend's stream chat to beg the whale to come to his stream and pay for his shots instead. I don't care of what the friend thinks eventually (initially annoyed), it's all fucking gross.

I don't know where I went with all that other than "lmao i'm grifting guys!!1!!" as a joke was never funny, especially when you actually do the sleazy thing everyone leers at.

'I'm just grifting' was the proto-type psyop to prepare us for 'funny and WEIRD!' antics.

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He’s sauced out of his mind talking about his 6 year old daughter being raped. Whitebread ass nigga can’t even see straight. I can’t stop laughing.

Really? That is just disgusting! Was this the most recent Wednesday show?

Was just coming to post how old this man looks, the alcohol is really damaging him. He's lost subs, paypigs, money, legal fees to Randazza, rumble contracts, all within the span of a couple years. He looked so much younger comparing older streams. Has dude cancelled like 2-3 shows a week now in 2024?

Sweet summer child, he cancelled upwards of 3-4 per week in 2023.

I can't be bothered to recap the latest stream, but this is worth documenting: "I had to do a bunch of driving before lunchtime..." (2h26m)


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Is he describing his pattern or replying to my post from Sunday?

And we have NO reason to 'kvetch' about Nick's children's safety (He mis-represents that we say he beats his kids) when he admits to driving so shortly after drinking heavily and no sleep. At least according to this timeline, the drive is only a few minutes, and half that time, he is alone if he decides to wreck.

Nick should do Cool Hand Luke for superchats.

"My boy could eat fiddy eigs. Who wants to see? Ten dollars for each store-bought hard boiled egg!"


That's absolutely true of modern religious music, but there's a bunch of sublime religious music from the past. St Matthew's Passion, St John's Passion, the Easter Oratario by Bach. Handel's Messiah. Many of the great 19th and early 20th C. hymns like How Great Thou Art. Shit, even the 1950's country gospel stuff by the people like Hank Williams and Louvin Brothers and the black stuff by people like Sister Rosetta Tharpe.

Of course, you'll hear nothing of this quality in a modern church. They love their tambourine rattling pap.

Gregorian choirs and liturgy FTW.

 

[feral cat #6385]

But do you want him to enjoy it, that's the real question.

Nick would love jail. It's got lots of blacks. He loves those. And he can brew prison wine. Nick would be in his element. He has more of a temperament of a criminal than a lawyer. He would fit right in.

He literally looks like he won't be alive in 4 years

I like where this is heading.

Wait, there are Kayla feet pic(s) out there? Quick, get Fapcop on the line, he'll want to know about this.

Not fappable. They have shitty tattoos all over them.

 

[Swole McPole]

There was a time almost any music had some religious element unless it was outright bawdy.

I think that was true for most of human history, Most of the wealthy people who paid for any kind of art did so for the glory of God. Popular folk arts might be about mostly sex and death, but the really grand paintings and musical compositions all tended to be religious.

 

[genericwhitemale]

kvetch

He uses this word a lot.

It allows him to imply everyone who doesn't like his trajectory and his show's drastic change in the past year is just a whiny moralfag.

 

[Peace Through Power]

He eats some butter too. (no butter dish)

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He eats the pie with butter

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Maybe butter here too?

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[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

Why are we not moving this fatass to Deathfats?

 

[sixart]

so this new pedophilic rambings is this what his legal strategy to win against Monty? like "No, I did not accuse him of being a pedophile, I know he is a pedophile.... after all, it takes one to know one"

the Rachel Maddow defense - no reasonable person would treat what Rackiehtah says on stream as factual because it's only an entertainment product

 

[elb]

He's describing what he did four hours after his latest drunk stream.

He also went by a cop going 86 in a 55 but wasn’t stopped - bingo bros, you’re getting so close

 

[Spaded Dave]

The demon has started its move to a new host. Sean needs to watch out. While it starts out subtle, it escalates rapidly once the hold on your soul is secure.

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

been spilling tea on Nick low key, and praising the farms and kino casino.

I think aaron's rant about how the farms always seems to get it right is a indirect way to say that yeah basically most of the theories about swinging and what nick is up to that we post about in this thread are 100 percent factual.

 

[elb]

The demon has started its move to a new host. Sean needs to watch out. While it starts out subtle, it escalates rapidly once the hold on your soul is secure.


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you should post this to his thread

 

[keke]

He is aping the shock jock comedy style of the late 90s, Stephen Hawking jokes were popular in the late 90s. His favourite film is from the late 90s. He wants to fuck very, very young women like in American Beauty. He is starving himself to make himself as thin as he was in the late 90s.

Nick Rekieta is trying to become 16 again.

For this reason, part of me wants the Masterson x Rekieta podcast. They are both like this. The desperation behind their unfunniness would make for good clipping for those that enjoy cringe losers. It would get old immediately ofc

 

[WelperHelper99]

its crazy how bad he's aging compared to say Stanhope or the Machine or Ethan Ralph or other alcoholics this guy is super rough. his genetics must be shit for livers if he's looking this bad already. I know quite a few people that never stopped "partying" since they were kids and aged better. He literally looks like he won't be alive in 4 years

It's alcohol, drugs, and a degenerate lifestyle. It sucks the soul from a man. And yeah death looks like it's around the bend.

He also went by a cop going 86 in a 55 but wasn’t stopped - bingo bros, you’re getting so close
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DUI charge, come on baby, let's go!

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

I think that was true for most of human history, Most of the wealthy people who paid for any kind of art did so for the glory of God. Popular folk arts might be about mostly sex and death, but the really grand paintings and musical compositions all tended to be religious.

So Nick has common and base tastes. Duly noted.

He uses this word a lot.

It allows him to imply everyone who doesn't like his trajectory and his show's drastic change in the past year is just a whiny moralfag.

Whenever Nick uses 'kvetch' it means 'Kiwi Farms was right'.

He eats some butter too. (no butter dish)
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He eats the pie with butter
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Maybe butter here too?
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Horrifying. What even is this content?

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So... Kiwi Farms was right again? He really is going to wreck.

The demon has started its move to a new host. Sean needs to watch out. While it starts out subtle, it escalates rapidly once the hold on your soul is secure.


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I heave learned not to get too attached to any internet personality. I like Sean, but this is absolutely brain dead.

I think aaron's rant about how the farms always seems to get it right is a indirect way to say that yeah basically most of the theories about swinging and what nick is up to that we post about in this thread are 100 percent factual.

I just keep hearing Kiwi Farms keeps winning...