A question about the penis size of heroes

[biozeminadae1]

They never have small dicks. What's up with that? It's like the idea of a hero having a small dick is disgusting.

And no, I'm not talking about Ancient Greeks and their idealic representations of humans, which are probably more aesthetically driven than anything else. If they made their guys with big dicks on those statues or vases, your mind will focus on it, that wasn't what they were going for.

I'm just asking why do heroes have to have big dicks or regular dicks? I really can't think of a single hero who has a small dick or a micro-dick. Why is that? A hero can be shy or a virgin, but he must be ready at all times and have a powerful dick. That's so strange.

 

[Violent Sudowoodo]

Real heroes have egg-shaped penises.

 

[biozeminadae1]

Real heroes have egg-shaped penises.

But it's not the shape I'm asking, it's the size. No hero has a penis the size of an egg.

 

[Violent Sudowoodo]

But it's not the shape I'm asking, it's the size. No hero has a penis the size of an egg.

Name some heroes with big dicks.

 

[biozeminadae1]

Name some heroes with big dicks.

Ippo Makunouchi is the first that comes to mind. It's explicitly mentioned and shown. It's so big they can even draw kanji with a marker on it.

 

[dick brain]

Virtue is stored in the dick. More dick = more virtue.

Source: i am dick brain

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Spiderman wears tight pants and I see no bulge. Therefore he must either have a small dick or he tucks it under and secures it with his webs.

 

[dick brain]

Spiderman wears tight pants and I see no bulge. Therefore he must either have a small dick or he tucks it under and secures it with his webs.

You just reminded me that there used to be a guy who was obsessed with the idea of Spider-Man having a small dick and commissioned a bunch of artwork of small dick Spider-Man getting cucked and crying.

I wonder what happened to him.

 

[gagabobo1997]

op has a tiny penis LOL

 

[Large Marge]

big pp men are confident because they're comfortable with themselves. smol pp men usually lack the self-esteem to pursue heroism.

 

[biozeminadae1]

big pp men are confident because they're comfortable with themselves. smol pp men usually lack the self-esteem to pursue heroism.

Imagine if Superman had a small dick.

 

[Pierre D'Olnique]

Name some heroes with big dicks.

Keiji Maeda.

 

[Toilet seats vendor]

Name some heroes with big dicks.

Rayman

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

ok
that's enough internet for today ..

https://www.inverse.com/article/25007-history-of-supermans-bulge-red-underwear

 

[rel=alternate]

You're right, there is a bias and some people in the population naturally feel excluded from the lack of representation. We need more premature ejaculators with a micro penis in media.

They might prove to be a match made in heaven for female heroes with endometriosis.

 

[draggs]

Ancient Greekoids thought having a huge dick made you like an animal aka subhuman

Then big-dicked Chad Romans came over and turned them all into twink sex slaves

 

[dick brain]

Ancient Greekoids thought having a huge dick made you like an animal aka subhuman

Then big-dicked Chad Romans came over and turned them all into twink sex slaves

>muh dick
>we wuz emperors n shit

Yeah ok Tyronius.

 

[draggs]

>muh dick
>we wuz emperors n shit

Yeah ok Tyronius.

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