Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Tbh, inflicting Josh with Cyraxx is fuckin low.

Fuck sickos. If you're gonna crossover cows, idk, make him talk to Tony Chase or maybe WorldOfTshirts or some one who isn't a pedo freak. At the end of the day, Cobes isn't some chomo or predator, he's just a drunk retard and putting him in the same room as actual criminals and sexual deviants really isn't fair. Plus associating him with pedophiles will attract violent alog zoomers to actually harm him.
 
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NoodleFucker3000 said:
Cobes isn't some chomo
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You believed him when he said "I'm not sexually attracted to Ozzy's grandkids" for absolutely no reason? Or when he talked about fucking Justin Bieber's kid? Or when he was celebrating that Billy Eilish was finally eighteen? Or when he keeps talking about teenage girls all the fucking time?
 
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DirtyPictures said:
You believed him when he said "I'm not sexually attracted to Ozzy's grandkids" for absolutely no reason? Or when he talked about fucking Justin Bieber's kid? Or when he was celebrating that Billy Eilish was finally eighteen? Or when he keeps talking about teenage girls all the fucking time?
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Go back to reddit
 
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Freedom Fighter said:
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I wonder how much a sneeze hurts when you have bog mouth, just imagine the pressure from a sneeze hitting all of his deep cavities and mushy holes that lead right to the roots of his teeth

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Although it’s very unlikely, I will lose my shit if Marty somehow tries to insert himself into Christory.
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I doubt Chris' current managers/wranglers would let that happen. They have him locked down tighter than a vice grip.
 
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You can always smell Reddit tards because they use hyperbolic language to describe Cobra. "Racist", "chomo", "animal abuser", etc.

Face it - you're not saving the world from the evils of Cobeler, you're just harassing an autistic goofball NEET with zero common sense and poor impulse control. All that vitriol is self-justification after the fact because you feel guilty for what you did.
 
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Sog Dog said:
The issue I have with Raxxo is that he's the epitome of a one trick pony. Once you've seen one Cyraxx freakout, you've seen them all. I watched the grease wizard video on him a while back, and I was pretty entertained, but he's never really been able to hold my attention since. He's the fucking CoD of lolcows, just the same slop in a slightly different package, released over and over.

Plus his community of buddy trolls, turd pokers, and weens are some of the most colossal faggots I've ever encountered. I unironically hate Music Biz Marty more than Raxx, because the attic goblin can't really help it: he's a profoundly regarded 3rd generation pedophile and FAS creatura, fucker never had a chance and should have just been put out of his misery. Marty on the other hand doesn't have the excuse of being a tard, he is 100% responsible for his faggotry.
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Most cyraxx breakdowns just consist of a
NO, SHUT THE HELL UP MARTY and IM SICK OF IT over and over tbh
DirtyPictures said:
You believed him when he said "I'm not sexually attracted to Ozzy's grandkids" for absolutely no reason? Or when he talked about fucking Justin Bieber's kid? Or when he was celebrating that Billy Eilish was finally eighteen? Or when he keeps talking about teenage girls all the fucking time?
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Oh no he's such a monster. Fuck off
 
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You believed him when he said "I'm not sexually attracted to Ozzy's grandkids" for absolutely no reason? Or when he talked about fucking Justin Bieber's kid? Or when he was celebrating that Billy Eilish was finally eighteen? Or when he keeps talking about teenage girls all the fucking time?
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It's almost as if he's retarded which makes him say and do retarded things.
 
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Shinkai said:
Most cyraxx breakdowns just consist of a
NO, SHUT THE HELL UP MARTY and IM SICK OF IT over and over tbh
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That's why I've never got Rax as a cow, he's a odd weird little gremlin sure but he's not funny to observe even before people like Marty glommed onto him he's just a guy who's extremely dumb an extremely ugly who doesn't really do anything and is a perpetual mid 00's teenager from a COD lounge.

I mean Josh isn't much better an when he gets stuck in a loop he's dull but he has his moments and is oddly endearing to some people like myself who hopes he gets his shit together (as much as he can) because he's dumb really really dumb but he's not a out an out bad guy.
 
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You believed him when he said "I'm not sexually attracted to Ozzy's grandkids" for absolutely no reason? Or when he talked about fucking Justin Bieber's kid? Or when he was celebrating that Billy Eilish was finally eighteen? Or when he keeps talking about teenage girls all the fucking time?
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Cobra rules your sad life
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Robert w'E'd Leef said:
So is Jessica out of the picture or what? Forgive my ignorance, but i don't watch that fat mulatto woman who's obsessed with her
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He even mentioned in the latest sighting that he was talking to his girlfriend, as in a casual convo. So to answer your question, yes he seems to still be very much in a relationship with Jessica.
 
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