Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Retreaded Tire]

He tells everyone that. He's like a teetotaler.
His ex stepdad drank sometimes, so now he sees anyone enjoying a beer after work as a drunk who needs help. Do you smoke weed? you're a druggie, and you're stupid in his eyes.

It's not that it isn't true, it's that Cyraxx only sees black and white, so him saying that applies to everyone who enjoys it, even in moderation.

It completely boggled my noggin to discover Cyrax never used hard drugs (or any drugs I guess)

 

[Bogliacci]

It completely boggled my noggin to discover Cyrax never used hard drugs (or any drugs I guess)

Not to derail into goblin discussion further, but he's regularly drugged by his grandma. He's just too stupid to realize it.

 

[anliteralidiot]

I digress. I also miss when someone would give us all the insane highlights and spare us from watching aNAL.

I hate her so much if it's not here I just won't see it. I hate her so much I hate messica by proxy because she covers her streams.

My feelings about aNAL are Cobes to sickos. I hate her more than he loves ozzy.

FUCK aNAL. I hope she prolapses her ficking face.

I hate NAL, but she's got a Cyraxx quality about her that I can't look away from. Her past is a mystery, but she's got so many little things (why did she hate blue Doritos? feather bones? what's wrong with her face? her ugly fashion sense) that I can't stop watching.

Not to derail into goblin discussion further, but he's regularly drugged by his grandma. He's just too stupid to realize it.

not to derail further, but I don't think she has since the initial one. he hasn't done the drugged-and-sleepy streams in awhile.

 

[bonified retard]

She does, she just has to offset them so NAL doesn't kick everyone.
She had a 5hr marathon of them after the Cyraxx stream.

https://www.youtube.com/live/RJQ8KrcAbYE?si=NZ9S2abZFI7E3VSz

I'm talking about re-streaming them to youtube in real time like she used to, not reacting to archived streams. I'm aware of why she can't/won't do that anymore, but my point is that her other content, like the video you linked is hard to digest.

 

[Potion_Time]

Sounds like it. He did say something like "I'm getting my own place but I'm not saying if it's a trailer or not." when one of the retards on that panel insinuated that he moved back in with Clint.

What if Clint offered to buy him a camper that he can live in on their property? He gets to maintain a semi healthy distance from the real family and Clint will have total control over the bog zone while giving Cobes the out that he's independent because he doesn't live directly inside the house and has his own special tard shed.

 

[Bixby Snyder]

i don’t think he’ll stream until his new digs are set. He’s clearly hiding the fact he’s at Clint’s place. The pillow hiding half the screen was hilarious on the drink review.

Once he gets the new cobra lair setup and he can show us all how cool a sexy goth bad boy he is, than he will stream to the world his awesomeness and give us gems of wisdom.

I do find it funny he thinks we will make fun of him for moving in with Clint — like we expect more out of him or something.

 

[Big Nasty]

Her past is a mystery

There have been pics posted in thread that shows she was apparently pretty hot looking like 20 years ago.

 

[Drunken Slur]

There have been pics posted in thread that shows she was apparently pretty hot looking like 20 years ago.

 

[Slim Boglim]

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Hey! that’s real nice look at the top of the dome for 3d modeling bro!

 

[Your Landlord]

There have been pics posted in thread that shows she was apparently pretty hot looking like 20 years ago.

What the FUCK is wrong with you?

 

[Star Spangled Bogger]

.I do find it funny he thinks we will make fun of him for moving in with Clint — like we expect more out of him or something.

I think Clint has told him that there is no YouTube content allowed in his house. He wouldn’t want the alog attention, and Tannis hates it. Which is why he was doing a cheeky drink combo with his lowered voice and is ‘talking to his friends’ on the panels instead of his regular programming. I’m not streaming Dad, I swear!

 

[Maldron the Assassin]

There have been pics posted in thread that shows she was apparently pretty hot looking like 20 years ago.

I wouldn't say hot but she used to be seemingly normal. Since I saw those pictures I look at women and wonder if they could be bog witches in disguise.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

I think Clint has told him that there is no YouTube content allowed in his house. He wouldn’t want the alog attention, and Tannis hates it. Which is why he was doing a cheeky drink combo with his lowered voice and is ‘talking to his friends’ on the panels instead of his regular programming. I’m not streaming Dad, I swear!

Tanis definitely put her foot down, she knows exactly what will happen. She's the one who makes regular trips to the bog den to deliver groceries and sundries. She overall spends more time with Josh yelling at his phone while having to step over the piles of deliveries and schizo signs in the doorway. Considering she was the one super paranoid about him filming on the family trip I believe she made this bog law.

As far as Josh being sensitive about living at home, he thinks it makes him a loser. He recently threw it in NAL's face about living with her parents. He's always held living on his own as proof he's a responsible adult, despite only being able to because Clint takes his taxpayer funded tugboat and pays the rent and bills. He definitely doesn't want to stay there long term, but it's probably the best thing for him. I think pushing your highly irresponsible teenaged son out into the world to make it on his own only 2 years after he was diagnosed an actual retard was a bad idea. But I'm only a trole so what do I know.

 

[Molly Millions]

I think my favorite part of the Nate interview was them asking "Who is Josh?" followed by them asking "Who is Clint?"

Honorable mention:
"Let's not bring up Ellen"

 

[Mitt Doggy Dogg]

As far as Josh being sensitive about living at home, he thinks it makes him a loser.

Alot of people think this, I did when I was younger. If your just leeching off your parents doing nothing to help the house then yea, it does make you a loser. But if your helping them with money, or around the house doing things they have gotten to old to do then no I think your being a good kid.

Tanis definitely put her foot down, she knows exactly what will happen.

I rarely hear about Clint's life is Tanis Clint's old lady? As far as I know Clint raised Josh and his mother was't around much but that's about it. First time I've ever heard of Tanis

Is it rock bottom when someone like Cyraxx tells you (Cobes) are throwing your life away because you drink too much? Wild times we live in.

Josh would probably see it the way I did at his age, I don't wanna be nothing like Cyraxx so fuck his advice.

Cyraxx is a shitty boring lolcow not to mention a literal pedophile and I wish people would stop trying to force him into the Cobraverse. Chance is a sick dog that wasn't meant to exist. In a better society he would be euthanized.

Cyraxx is funny the first time you see MBM make him dance like a monkey, or spazz out cuz people are coming to tear his house down for scrap, or that one time cyraxx ran at MBM and just punched in the face. But he's a one trick pony, Daniel Larson is a better lolcow the Cyraxx, And honestly I'd be more scared of being stuck on a Bus with Larson then Cyraxx any day. Someone that literally hits themself to the point of bloody noses and black eyes is liable to do anything, Cyraxx is a pure attic-gobin who does nothing but threaten people over and over again but the thing is he will never leave his attic

 

[niggers]

I rarely hear about Clint's life is Tanis Clint's old lady? As far as I know Clint raised Josh and his mother was't around much but that's about it. First time I've ever heard of Tanis

tannis, as far as i can tell, is the only semi-sane person in the saunders household. she doesn't post self-aggrandizing social media rants, she doesn't badly photoshop nude photos of herself or college students, she actively discourages cobra from livestreaming. from what i understand she's an actual professor teaching an actual subject too, while clint is some associate professor teaching 'how to blow smoke up your ass with pseudo-artsy garbage, also we go to ireland'

 

[Mitt Doggy Dogg]

tannis, as far as i can tell, is the only semi-sane person in the saunders household. she doesn't post self-aggrandizing social media rants, she doesn't badly photoshop nude photos of herself or college students, she actively discourages cobra from livestreaming. from what i understand she's an actual professor teaching an actual subject too, while clint is some associate professor teaching 'how to blow smoke up your ass with pseudo-artsy garbage, also we go to ireland'

lol, so is she Clint's ol lady or something? It is good to know Cobes has at least one person in his family that's not crazy and a decent influence.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

The only good thing to possibly come out of Cyraxx being involved is he may spirit NAL away from Cobra. It's the perfect solution if you think about it. People still get to watch NAL acting like a lunatic, Cobras is a free boglim and no one cares if Cyraxx suffers at the hands of a swamp hag. Normally I'd say it's too optimistic but all parties involved are so screwy that it's not out of the realm of possibility.

 

[anliteralidiot]

The only good thing to possibly come out of Cyraxx being involved is he may spirit NAL away from Cobra. It's the perfect solution if you think about it. People still get to watch NAL acting like a lunatic, Cobras is a free boglim and no one cares if Cyraxx suffers at the hands of a swamp hag. Normally I'd say it's too optimistic but all parties involved are so screwy that it's not out of the realm of possibility.

I've already posted it in Raxx's thread, but the tldr of it is it's gorlworld infighting shit. The fake NAL is most likely Breezy, who wants to be the Marty to NAL's Raxx.

 

[Your Landlord]

lol, so is she Clint's ol lady or something? It is good to know Cobes has at least one person in his family that's not crazy and a decent influence.

Why don't you look her up? Oil City News and simple googling could answer that question faster than it took you to post your spoonfeed-request.