Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Shinkai]

Second time this year after NAL that Josh has been the smartest person in the room.

Never let them know your true wisdom

 

[Molly Millions]

Someone better have archived that shit.

Looks like Jessica Messica has it

 

[UncommonParlence]

Someone better have archived that shit.

I was on my mobile and not at home plus it was barely worth watching. Maybe somebody can isolate the Cobes camera and glean details about his "arrangement". Otherwise its just idiots kissing Cobra's butthole repeatedly. Fucking lame.

 

[RollingRock2]

Back in the green basement where he recorded his earliest guitar insight videos as a fast talking spud. Now he is on slow mode and still hasn't learned to play one song.

 

[Slim Boglim]

How tf this Mormo dude sounds slower than Forrest Gump???

Opiates

Edit: Holy shit wait I just realized that’s who the fuck he was talking about in this video holy fuck that’s even funnier now that I can put a face to the name

 

[QUEEN OF DENIAL]

Lora did the same to her daughter born in 97, abandoned her to be raised by the father. (who has since passed) I had the thought; does she just deny her past completely to her new husband & Toobs mentally erasing her biological children? Seems that way from the outside.

This is horrifically sad.

 

[Jobama]

I'm sure this has been answered before but when does Cobes get unbanned from youtube? I've been missing our BOY.

 

[QUEEN OF DENIAL]

Cyraxx is in Jessica Messica's Live rn discussing NaL and Cobra

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OzIdNwEDOFI

 

[Slim Boglim]

I'm sure this has been answered before but when does Cobes get unbanned from youtube? I've been missing our BOY.

He’s likely been unbanned. The reason why he hasn’t been on is probably because his pc isn’t set up and he’s too regarded to get YouTube working on his phone

Cyraxx is in Jessica Messica's Live rn discussing NaL and Cobra

 

[Shinkai]

This Jessica Messica creature has me wanting even porkney back

 

[Bogliacci]

I'm in full belief that Cobes is going to be moving into a trailer, hes simply staying with Clint until it's all finalized.

 

[Big Dogs Gonna Eat]

This Jessica Messica creature has me wanting even porkney back

Doood I'll be dipped in shit before Jessica Messica becomes the new porkney, like Doood.

Spoiler

my best porkney impression

 

[anliteralidiot]

Well, that explains why Raxx is connected to NAL. lmao I hate buddy trolls doodt

 

[BallBuster II]

Cyraxx is in Jessica Messica's Live rn discussing NaL and Cobra

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OzIdNwEDOFI

Is it rock bottom when someone like Cyraxx tells you (Cobes) are throwing your life away because you drink too much? Wild times we live in.

 

[anliteralidiot]

Is it rock bottom when someone like Cyraxx tells you (Cobes) are throwing your life away because you drink too much? Wild times we live in.

He tells everyone that. He's like a teetotaler.
His ex stepdad drank sometimes, so now he sees anyone enjoying a beer after work as a drunk who needs help. Do you smoke weed? you're a druggie, and you're stupid in his eyes.

It's not that it isn't true, it's that Cyraxx only sees black and white, so him saying that applies to everyone who enjoys it, even in moderation.

 

[Robert w'E'd Leef]

Even though Cobes is still apparently hitting the booze pretty hard, it's good that he's spending time with his family (assuming he's not just in hermit mode getting shitfaced in the basement, which he may well be). That extreme drunken isolation he was living in wasn't doing his already retarded brain any favors

 

[Cougar Pump]

Even though Cobes is still apparently hitting the booze pretty hard, it's good that he's spending time with his family (assuming he's not just in hermit mode getting shitfaced in the basement, which he may well be). That extreme drunken isolation he was living in wasn't doing his already retarded brain any favors

We can hope. Although alcoholism sometimes develops or intensifies when someone feels reduced control over their circumstances. Having to move into Clint's basement could just trigger further descent into the bottle for Cobes.

 

[bonified retard]

I'm in full belief that Cobes is going to be moving into a trailer, hes simply staying with Clint until it's all finalized.

Sounds like it. He did say something like "I'm getting my own place but I'm not saying if it's a trailer or not." when one of the retards on that panel insinuated that he moved back in with Clint.

This Jessica Messica creature has me wanting even porkney back

I appreciate all the NAL lore she brings, but her streams are unwatchable. Especially now that she doesn't re-stream NAL's Instagram lives anymore.

 

[anliteralidiot]

I appreciate all the NAL lore she brings, but her streams are unwatchable. Especially now that she doesn't re-stream NAL's Instagram lives anymore.

She does, she just has to offset them so NAL doesn't kick everyone.
She had a 5hr marathon of them after the Cyraxx stream.

https://www.youtube.com/live/RJQ8KrcAbYE?si=NZ9S2abZFI7E3VSz

 

[UncommonParlence]

She does, she just has to offset them so NAL doesn't kick everyone.
She had a 5hr marathon of them after the Cyraxx stream.

https://www.youtube.com/live/RJQ8KrcAbYE?si=NZ9S2abZFI7E3VSz

I digress. I also miss when someone would give us all the insane highlights and spare us from watching aNAL.

I hate her so much if it's not here I just won't see it. I hate her so much I hate messica by proxy because she covers her streams.

My feelings about aNAL are Cobes to sickos. I hate her more than he loves ozzy.

FUCK aNAL. I hope she prolapses her ficking face.