TGWTG Eric Rodriguez / E-Rod2010 / The Blockbuster Buster - Edgy Nostalgia Critic Fanboy/Knockoff

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Been a while since an update, huh?

A man so boring his thread only gets one post a year.

In the video he talks so slow. His comments are just sad. Paraphrasing:
I've never put my name on anything I've felt proud of until this book
What a profoundly pitiful statement. The book doesn't even have his real name on it, it just has Erod. Has he really never made anything he's proud of? Anything at all?

I would have never made this book without the support of a fan base and someone to tell stories to
Art should be made because you have a drive to make it, regardless of the audience.
He sounds depressed.
 
A man so boring his thread only gets one post a year.

In the video he talks so slow. His comments are just sad. Paraphrasing:

What a profoundly pitiful statement. The book doesn't even have his real name on it, it just has Erod. Has he really never made anything he's proud of? Anything at all?


Art should be made because you have a drive to make it, regardless of the audience.
He sounds depressed.
He’s also made a video about Book 2.


 
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Here's the generous Amazon preview, the entire first page.
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Here's the Amazon page. Be sure to check out the damning with faint praise reviews.
 
Here's the generous Amazon preview, the entire first page.
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Here's the Amazon page. Be sure to check out the damning with faint praise reviews.
The first sentence made me cringe. I then looked up the publisher and it's these numbnuts:
Pegasus Elliot MacKenzie Publishers https://pegasuspublishers.com/

I thought it was a LuLu imprint and it was part of a scheme to self-publish but claim that you're published by an actual publisher.

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A 10K word novel isn't a novel. There's ongoing debate over what word count makes something a novel versus a novella. Basically, it comes down to the genre you're working in but typically a novel is 50K+ word. A novella is less than that but the bare minimum is 17K words. Anything less than 17K words is officially a short story. Some people consider a "novelette" to be a thing but that's just superstitious voodoo horseshit.

Okay, in reviewing the first page of this... Abortion. The first line is like a line out of Troll 2 or Samurai Cop. It reminds me of the opening lines to Windy City Heat, a film that's supposed to be a comedy...


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I'm not trying to shill my thread. Honest. Okay, first line:

"The wind of Obscure City can cut most people with a knife, even on the calmest night at the lowest level of the city."

This is one of the worst lines I have ever seen written by an adult. Everything is wrong here:

Cliché opening line
The city is named "Obscure city" so fuck you. Making reference to why it's named that -even flippantly- can lead to interesting prose but this goober probably thinks "obscure city" is a genuinely cool name
To say this is poorly written is an understatement but let me pull out a red pen:

"The wind of Obscure city can cut most people with a knife"
As though the wind is possessive of the knife? The wind can selectively cut people? I think he's going for "Can cut most people LIKE a knife" Which even still, the line is still clunky because wind doesn't cut like a knife. But I think I get what he was going for in saying that it feels like the wind is passing right through you but he chose not to write it like that.

"Even on the calmest night at the lowest level of the city."

So, even on the calmest possible night, the wind can still cut you like a knife? And this is still possible EVEN on the lowest level of the city? What does the "lowest level of the city" mean? Do you mean the sewers or underground molemen? And why does the lowest level of the city matter?

The prose is just bad. Very teenager trying to seem big brained while writing their first novel kind of prose.
 
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Here's the generous Amazon preview, the entire first page.
It sounds reads like something pretty pretentious, if not pompous and not really interesting.
That page, mixed with the idea of a witch detective makes me think of an attempt of recreate Harry Potter, which worsen thighe to me as it makes the whole thing feel more of a derivative imitation.
I don't like the cover art, it look retarded.
You want to make a novel for children/young adults, you need a cover that's actually able to gain people's attention and ensure that it makes them wonder and imagine what.possible context could be behind said picture; a good example of this would be literally any cover from Fairy Oak, a series of novels that I never read myself but saw in the hand of any girl I befriended in my childhood, and also I clearly remember it being read by someone whenever I first stepped in class class or I was inside the schoolbus during elementary and mid school.
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Lemme start by picking a random cover from that series I mentioned (and before you ask, yes I'm a pasta nigger and no, I don't give a fuck about ketchup in your broken spaghetti, choke yourself on a block of cheddar):
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Let's start by aknowledging that the art is pleasant, it's well drawn and the characters have a pretty distinct look, with both poses and expressions alzo immediately giving you a small insight on their personality (respectively the first one one is probably brave and adventurous while the other is a little more restrained but kind) and the clothes grants to the whole thing a very cozy and pleasant look, somehow accentuated by the rough, metal title done with early 2000s 3d art that di call for a many other things, making it fit for multiple covers, but in this case the fairy provides a light source and the text's warm colours ultimately contribute to the comfyness transmitted by the two sisters clothing. The background is also a key aspect, uf you try to argue using a photo is cheating, go fuck yourself, it is a very good baclground that succeeds at doing everything it needs, it melts very well with drawn characters, and title whole transmiting is an air of mistery and intrigue to tho whoever picks up the boom, it makes you ask where the characters are, what are they looking for and what else is outside of your view in said cover. As I said, I never read any of these books, but I often held them in hand, simoly looking at the cover and imagining my story behind the potrayed scene.

Now let's look at this thing.
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The witch is very poorly drawn and designed, what she's wearing is a very generic wizard dress without almost anything particular and the stuff like necktie doesn't really pop out as much as the artist would think, it is a practical dress, but aside of the striped socks, the whole monotone clothing without accessories of any kind don't says anything about it, and even those socks that I mentioned are immediately ruined by the sneakers fucking the whole witch look.
The pose is generic and the expression is so neutral that I wouldn't be suprised if you were to tell me that this ginger has no soul, unlike the two above.
Background doesn't really tells you anything, it's feels even more generic than the landscape photo and the colours don't fit for a magical witch story either.
If you want to write a magical fantasy novel then you need to potray something that gives a specific type of atmosphere that can be either dark and/or cozy, in a way that makes you think of something like european suburbs surrounded b nature; Orange and black are the kind of autumnal colours that can be used to get something similar easily but this weird black hole or giant asshole thing with the eeeeeevil hand coming out of it doesn't really says anything. Unless it's porn, background usually makes the difference in gaining the attention of whoever looks at it, let it be monochromatic, extremely detailed, a starry sky or even just a fucking orange goatse like this thing. Seriously I don't know how but the hand makes it even worse than it already is.
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Right away he goes into a 2nd book and he claims that the publisher is playing wait and see BUT if he pays up front they can publish the 2nd book right away. I must admit this is a scheme I am not familiar with. But a scheme nonetheless. Is E-rod dumb enough to fall for it? Probably from my guess. He wrote the book so he's pretty clueless and I doubt there was any kind of editor for it. If there is a credited editor then I guarantee the guy eyeballed it for 5 seconds or less and said it was good to go.
 

Right away he goes into a 2nd book and he claims that the publisher is playing wait and see BUT if he pays up front they can publish the 2nd book right away. I must admit this is a scheme I am not familiar with. But a scheme nonetheless. Is E-rod dumb enough to fall for it? Probably from my guess. He wrote the book so he's pretty clueless and I doubt there was any kind of editor for it. If there is a credited editor then I guarantee the guy eyeballed it for 5 seconds or less and said it was good to go.
I don't understand a guy like this. Putting out a shitty Youtube video is one thing, that's practically what Youtube's for. but there should be some improvement somewhere down the line just from repetition and thinking "I don't get the same views as the next guy, what are they doing I'm not?"
Does he never think about his product?
Is this the highest level output of a below average mind attempting art?
 
I don't understand a guy like this. Putting out a shitty Youtube video is one thing, that's practically what Youtube's for. but there should be some improvement somewhere down the line just from repetition and thinking "I don't get the same views as the next guy, what are they doing I'm not?"
Does he never think about his product?
Is this the highest level output of a below average mind attempting art?
It's another attempt at validation especially since his wife died.
 
The witch is very poorly drawn and designed, what she's wearing is a very generic wizard dress without almost anything particular and the stuff like necktie doesn't really pop out as much as the artist would think, it is a practical dress, but aside of the striped socks, the whole monotone clothing without accessories of any kind don't says anything about it, and even those socks that I mentioned are immediately ruined by the sneakers fucking the whole witch look.
The pose is generic and the expression is so neutral that I wouldn't be suprised if you were to tell me that this ginger has no soul, unlike the two above.
Background doesn't really tells you anything, it's feels even more generic than the landscape photo and the colours don't fit for a magical witch story either.
If you want to write a magical fantasy novel then you need to potray something that gives a specific type of atmosphere that can be either dark and/or cozy, in a way that makes you think of something like european suburbs surrounded b nature; Orange and black are the kind of autumnal colours that can be used to get something similar easily but this weird black hole or giant asshole thing with the eeeeeevil hand coming out of it doesn't really says anything. Unless it's porn, background usually makes the difference in gaining the attention of whoever looks at it, let it be monochromatic, extremely detailed, a starry sky or even just a fucking orange goatse like this thing. Seriously I don't know how but the hand makes it even worse than it already is.
Another thing I noticed -or more specifically almost DIDN'T notice- is the sword stuck in the ground at her feet. If the book is called "The Search for the Swordsman," I have to assume this sword is going to important to the story. So why on god's green earth would he put it so far out of focus? I didn't even see the sword until you mentioned the witch's sneakers because it just blends in with her legs while the rest of her and the giant hand draw all the attention.
 
Another thing I noticed -or more specifically almost DIDN'T notice- is the sword stuck in the ground at her feet. If the book is called "The Search for the Swordsman," I have to assume this sword is going to important to the story. So why on god's green earth would he put it so far out of focus? I didn't even see the sword until you mentioned the witch's sneakers because it just blends in with her legs while the rest of her and the giant hand draw all the attention.
I didn't mentioned the sword for 2 reasons:
1. It's difficult to notice it a first glance, due to that fucking stupid hand behind budget Pippi Longstocking gainig mucb of the attention of the viewer and budget Pippi Longstocking herself, they both are coloured in a way that create contrast with the giant orange asshole behind them, unlike the sword itself.
2. There's no interaction between the sword and the protagonist, was this a good cover, she wouldn't be just standing still and staring at the 4th wall with that shitty magnifying glass on ber eye like Peter Griffin in that murder episode, instead it would've h her either her up being close to the sword and analyze it or holding it while using gloves to avoid leaving fingerprints.
Does he never think about his product?
Is this the highest level output of a below average mind attempting art?
I think so, creativity is for either intelligent or very stupid people, the former case for obvious reasons, and the latter because when you're a retard you have no inhibitions, that's why empress theresa and sonichu are so interedting, they aren't just bad but they are also completely insane.
If I have to guess, Erod's novel is for Harry Potter what rebel moon is for Star Wars, with the addendum that rebel moon is probably far more badly written than Pippi Magicstock and the mystery of giant goatse over here.
 
I mean, good on him for getting into writing(?) I suppose he needed something to do. Did he ever say when he started writing this, and how long has he been writting anything, fanfiction or otherwise? And how likely is it that the main character is based off of Marsha since she was the only female he ever interacted with?
 
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Been a while since an update, huh?

It kinda loses it's cachet when it's a vanity publisher. Let's not forget Gloria Tesch / Sofia Nova and her vanity publishing her own novels.

And less than 10K words? Dude I've written short stories that were 15K words to win a fucking bet that were probably better received than this.
 
It kinda loses it's cachet when it's a vanity publisher. Let's not forget Gloria Tesch / Sofia Nova and her vanity publishing her own novels.
Well, I don't know much about this Pegasus Publishers group, but I do know that it's easier than ever to self-publish a book, and there's tons of publishers for any genre if you're willing to look and do Google searches. So I don't know about Pegasus' reputation in the industry to know if they or ERod is making a big gamble by publishing this thing.
 
Do we have any confirmation that Erod paid to get the book published? I assume he did. Which renders the meaning of getting a publisher to be completely pointless.
 
Some E-Rod said:
They begin to morph quickly and painlessly as Killjoy watches on. Their mouths gape and their eyes widen and flash red; their clothing begins to rip as their muscles grow larger; their bodies grow hairy and their statures increase to five times their human size

This is a line he was willing to put in his book? This fucking run on sentence that sounds like it was written by a 10 year old? The repeated use of "and" and "their" over and over again just makes it sound childish. But then this is E-Rod we're talking about. A guy in his 40's who's still larping as a reviewer and STILL hasn't broken 20K subs.
 
This is a line he was willing to put in his book? This fucking run on sentence that sounds like it was written by a 10 year old? The repeated use of "and" and "their" over and over again just makes it sound childish. But then this is E-Rod we're talking about. A guy in his 40's who's still larping as a reviewer and STILL hasn't broken 20K subs.
I feel like you could craft an entire creative writing course on what NOT to do and use garbage like this as an example.
 
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