Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

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there is something really funny about someone like lucas who will proclaim constantly that they are done with something only to pick it up again right where they left off. he seriously cannot help himself and no amount of "drama that makes him want to kill himself" will ever stop him. he cannot exist without involving himself in some form of drama. its honestly kind of pathetic.

but i guess i should not really be all that surprised. this is about the 4th time or so he has come back and talked about how being online is terrible and makes him sad and how hes gonna avoid drama only to dive in head first to the first drama he can find.
 
I bother with Brianna because she’s put in far more effort than Keffals and Co. to present as a woman (even though it’s glaringly obvious to anyone with two working brain cells to rub together that she’s not a natal woman) and I respect the effort, notsomuch her noxious personality. Same reason I choose to respect Caitlyn Jenner’s identity but not Lou Gagliardi’s, if that makes sense.
I understand the thinking but Brianna Wu doesn't really justify the affirmation, given he's weaponized his 'true and honest' identity to gain status as part of The Oppressed Masses during GamerGate.

He's cynically parlayed his false identity as a cis woman into his career as 'Internet harassment expert', and while his criticism of modern trans delusions is catharic for us, I can at least understand the resentment other troons have for him for pretending he's above it all. Respecting his professed identity would make more sense if he'd simply kept his contradictory views to himself.
 
We are so fucking back, Keffalbros

Screenshotting, not going to give them a 40th view lol

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He's even recycling his lame Twitter jokes now too?
Nah, it wasn't his in the first place. But the real joke is how Lucas spent a year whining about tenderqueers and the toxic left, and is now throwing Brianna Wu under the bus for calling out actual toxicity (rather than the kind that simply means "criticized Keffals").
 
The only good and based thing she he ever said was "fuck the Bri'ish", now he's promoting abominable bong breakfast?
Big doubt on breakfast, we all know he gets up at 2pm.
This dude has to have a weird checklist where he goes through every single abominable thing in the world, and loudly proclaims he's all for it.

Being as much of a piece of shit as he is I suppose everything that's left in the list is the petty things, like br*ish "food", pineapple on pizza and being an unironic nickelback fan.
 
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