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In my armchair analysis he used to do twitch because he was high as a fucking kite (same era as his shirtless tik tok duets) and he could still stream to like 500-1k concurrent about stupid shit and make about 300-500 an hour just in subs and stupid donations. He would pretend to rap for long stretches of those streams and just say the most disgusting, coom brained out of touch shit and nobody really cared because that's his "twitch persona". But that was before most people either left out of boredom or realized his repulsive, pathetic and real self.Twitch should literally be the easiest of his content streams. Just "be Francis", a belligerent fat arsehole playing video games who talks trash and makes excuses every time he does badly. That's it. That's the whole gimmick. Do that for 2 hours every couple of days. Simple.
Play 2 games of league, rage quit 'entertainingly' engage with and argue with chat for 10 minutes then play some FPS games, rage quit, engage with chat, then play a single player game, asking for advice from chat then fucking up on purpose and blaming them, argue and engage with them before ragequitting stream. Rinse and repeat on a schedule. Some people would enjoy that content, i'm sure.
If Francis was a character he had control over rather than just him loosening his mentality a little, and he wasn't so fucking lazy and needy, then that should be the easiest thing in the world for him to do. Fuck, have the child bride dressed as Princess Leia come in to bring you mountain dew and popcorn after you scream for her. Stupid shit like that.
This is a great ideaboogie dead pool when?
I checked the other day and he hadn't streamed in over a month. Couldn't confirm the date of his previous stream. Don't you lose a heap of benefits on Twitch if you don't stream for 30 days?He's live on Twitch watching his old youtube videos for some reason. 139 viewers. Yikes. Dude is a fucking NOBODY. Down to 126 since I tuned in. Damn bro.
Only once this thread reaches page 2988 will the ancient demon known as Beelzeboog the Butter-Blooded have his protection ritual undone. This finally makes him vulnerable to normal human afflictions, killing him instantly (of heart disease because he is fat).boogie dead pool when?
He read it and didn't want to reply.I checked the other day and he hadn't streamed in over a month. Couldn't confirm the date of his previous stream. Don't you lose a heap of benefits on Twitch if you don't stream for 30 days?
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I've witnessed an unreal amount of young women start an Onlyfans to use purely as a modern patreon, giving warnings that its not going to be anything lewd and just what you'd expect on the average patreon, then nuke their entire internet presence 6 months later because they started showing titties and Dad got mad. Its partly just a slippery slope, partly that that site is cursed.Boogies girl has absolutely nothing of value after the initial hype of fat sack of shit boogie cosplay dies down. Then what? Oh, just a little more see-through costume and after that hiding your bear breast's with your hand.
Ok, it's been 6 months, loosing followers and she will spread eagle while boogie taking the revenue calling it "ReNt".
Hmm, not long now until that day. I doubt he'll die right away, but I expect soon something is going to happen that'll give him a scare. Not enough to lose the weight, he'll never have the discipline to do that, but something that'll make him cry even harder than normal.Only once this thread reaches page 2988 will the ancient demon known as Beelzeboog the Butter-Blooded have his protection ritual undone. This finally makes him vulnerable to normal human afflictions, killing him instantly (of heart disease because he is fat).
Thats the thing, Steven himself is a character. His whole life has been building up personas and lying about his actual life, his problems, and who he really is. Francis really was just him "loosening his mentality", if memory serves didn't he make a Francis video during the divorce with Dez 1.0 where he locked himself in a room and pretended to have a schizophrenic episode?
Men who watches porn to see women get degradedWho on earth is going to pay good cash money to fap to a woman that's doing HAMS with Boogie1488? That might be the sickest fetish I can imagine.
Boogie will be looking for a different Youtube teat to suckle up next to when LCL dies. He'll tempt some newer channel with a bunch of "LCL never heard before behind the scenes dirt" to ingratiate himself as long as he can. Boogies picture should in a bizarro world way be the first image in the encyclopedia under tapeworm.Latest locowlive is sitting at 15K views after 2 days, the new editor tried to get it down to reasonable for youtube 12 minutes but doesn't seem like that brought the eyeballs. This project is fading fast, how many mouths were trying to feed off it? Looks like Boogie is going to be going through some things if this fails.
Maybe people interested in lolcow content want to laugh at them, not watch some mercenary faggot suck their dicks.Latest locowlive is sitting at 15K views after 2 days, the new editor tried to get it down to reasonable for youtube 12 minutes but doesn't seem like that brought the eyeballs. This project is fading fast, how many mouths were trying to feed off it? Looks like Boogie is going to be going through some things if this fails.
I don't even know if it's a case of him being too lazy (though that absolutely is a part of it) but I imagine it would actually be almost physically impossible for this boulder of human flesh to be able to bend over to feed the dogs in a bowl, which leads me to question, where do the dogs drink water from?A proper bowl meant for feeding them would be $5. There've been dogs in that house forever. Which leads you to wonder why this is? Is it really just as simple as Boogie being so lazy that he's unable to routinely bend over and fill a dog bowl with food just once a day?
I don't mean to be rude but I think this is what a lot of people fail to grasp about Boogie: This has always been his goal. He has, since day one, seen himself as, or wanted to be a pimp. Ever since he larped as a porn blogger and pretended the girls he'd talk about were in his stable. He'd talk about how he filmed porn (fantasy) and protected the girls there (another fantasy). How he always needs to be surrounded by beautiful women (his sugar babies). He's been talking about wanting to make an OnlyFans for years, and the only reason Dezi 1.0 was never the subject of that is because OnlyFans didn't exist. This has been expected for a long time, he genuinely seems to get off on being a gross old man who pimps out the women around him.Do you think Boogie can see the implications of pimping? "Noooo you're too young and anxious to get a job. Just get high all the time, never leave my sight and take photos of yourself for strangers. That'll be like you making money for yourself."
I actually think this is true. Take a look at this picture:Is it really just as simple as Boogie being so lazy that he's unable to routinely bend over and fill a dog bowl with food just once a day?