Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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AirdropShitposts said:
They are affronts to your belief that you are divinely named to rule over others. And that's a good enough reason to have them continue. You will also never be a successful author.
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grey area said:
FFWBT in any position of authority.
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Probably one of the best arguments against a dictatorial system. You may get a benevolent cool guy, but within that same bloodline is a FFWBT that will ruin everything (and in an annoying way). I shudder to think of Pat having power over anyone.
grey area said:
His disdain for EV's probably stems from Musk's massive presence in the field and that's probably enough for him to autiscally denounce them.
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That’s literally all it is. His logic is very simple for all of his dumb, fat opinions. Elon Musk bad -> Elon Musk makes EVs -> EVs bad.
 
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I had a realization. Is Patrick just Brian from Family Guy? He's also a fraud author with terrible books and no talent, he thinks he's smarter than he actually is, he's liberal as hell except when it benefits him (I think there's also an episode where he becomes Republican with Rush Limbaugh and he sucks ass at actually being conservative), and he strikes out with women except for a literal moron who's his longest relationship.

I'm sure there's more comparisons but at least he isn't fat except for that one episode where he gets married.

Edit: he also dates a granny tranny and is ashamed of it which I think is how Pat would deal. He'd talk about how nice it is and that he doesn't have an issue with it but that manly man tough guy act would require curtailing some things to keep up appearances, up to and including "No, child, my girlfriend is not trans, she is a real woman. Enjoy prison."
 
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Sneedfully and Peacefully said:
I had a realization. Is Patrick just Brian from Family Guy? He's also a fraud author with terrible books and no talent, he thinks he's smarter than he actually is, he's liberal as hell except when it benefits him (I think there's also an episode where he becomes Republican with Rush Limbaugh and he sucks ass at actually being conservative), and he strikes out with women except for a literal moron who's his longest relationship.

I'm sure there's more comparisons but at least he isn't fat except for that one episode where he gets married.
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This comparison has been made before.

It is apt though, it was oddly like Seth MacFarlane had already been a Pat poster and developed Brian into a parody of him.

Interestingly Brian was originally Seth MacFarlane’s self insert character. And he is a lot more respectable and level headed in the earlier seasons, despite being a dog.

He was originally the foil to Peter Griffin’s buffoonery and childishness, but over time they paired him more with Stewie, which made him more of a douche.
I suppose at least he has the excuse of having to hang around with an emotionally crippled child man, to the point that the child man’s baby is better company.

Fatrick is just fat and retarded. He is more like if Peter Griffin tried to be Brian.
 
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RussianParasite said:
Probably one of the best arguments against a dictatorial system. You may get a benevolent cool guy, but within that same bloodline is a FFWBT that will ruin everything (and in an annoying way). I shudder to think of Pat having power over anyone.
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Imagine if Pat was born in another time period like Ancient Rome. Thousands would die to satiate Patoricus Linsonius' hunger for the flesh of Numidian children. Or in Ancient China, where Emperor Tong Rengsun's plans to keep the steppe nomads out are foiled by him building the Great Wall backwards against the protests of his advisor-childs.
 
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Pim Fortuyn said:
Edit: And what does it even mean, that he is one of the last car enthusiasts of his generation? Is he saying most of his generation died or stopped being car-lovers? I don't know about his toilet of a neighborhood, but wherever I have been a strong interest in cars is frequent, lifelong and quite prevalent in any generation.
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You're over thinking Pat. This is just a cope for him to keep his rust bucket and not just admit he can't afford a car less than a decade old.
 
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BasiliusBuyer420 said:
Imagine if Pat was born in another time period like Ancient Rome. Thousands would die to satiate Patoricus Linsonius' hunger for the flesh of Numidian children. Or in Ancient China, where Emperor Tong Rengsun's plans to keep the steppe nomads out are foiled by him building the Great Wall backwards against the protests of his advisor-childs.
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Pat on ancient Twitter:
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MaltVinegarRespecter said:
Wow, I didn't even know Pat was an actor!
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He has incredible range and wears a lot of hats.
Author, political commentator, comedian, political activist, tough guy, fighter, gun expert, military and strategic expert, geopolitical expert, investigative journalist, obesity educator, human response bot and litigator.

He plays all of these roles very poorly though, but such is the fate of those with many interests and little talents.
 
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FinnSven said:
Fatrick is just fat and retarded. He is more like if Peter Griffin tried to be Brian.
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Hey Lois, remember the time I had that paper abortion?
I dunno Brian, this sounds like it'll go about as well as the time I tried making my own pizza toppings...
Last time I got mad at Lois, I threatened to kill her while she was pregnant. Thank God it was only Meg in there.
 
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Tablet County said:
No, the fat gay queen on Modern Family was based on the screenwriter's personal experience with fatrick.
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So will that be the climax of the series?

Al Bundy while trying to hide from his shrill Mexican mail order bride and the old Bag from sons of anarchy, slips into his gay son’s basement having previously not gone in there for fear of finding a Dalmer situation, instead finds the fat faggot boyfriend grinding black children into meaty snacks.

In Al Bundy fashion, he simply plonks down on the fart couch, opens a beer and tries to watch tv while ignoring black men releasing flatulence into his dumb blonde daughter’s snatch.
 
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