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When will Jack drop dead?

  • February-March 2024

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  • Sometime in 2025

    Votes: 258 18.7%
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  • Jack lives forever. The Wendigo Must Consoom

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I tried this discount code for a couple of items and was told it's not valid. Great promotion huh Jack?

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Holy crap they both look TERRIBLE in this thumbnail. Could at least ONE of you not wear a baseball hat indoors and/or (if we're shooting for the moon) put on something other than a poor fitting tshirt? Jr in particular is looking roughhhhh.
For a guy who claims to be losing weight, Jack looks fatter than ever
 
Holy crap they both look TERRIBLE in this thumbnail. Could at least ONE of you not wear a baseball hat indoors and/or (if we're shooting for the moon) put on something other than a poor fitting tshirt? Jr in particular is looking roughhhhh.
Going to be honest, I don't think they make clothes that flatter the Sr. and Jr. body types. Its hard to tell if Jr.'s pube beard is going for the "dude weed" look or the "religious fundamentalist" trend.
 
Everyone keeps claiming that Junior has it for teen/young males. I disagree. I think Junior is into black men.
We'll just split the difference and say he goes for the young black boys.

I've said before that Spike brewer is pretty nifty looking. I only have one of the cheap plastic ones. But this begs the question... why do these people who don't drink beer or supposedly don't drink beer brewing it?

And on a completely unrelated note... when did Jr get so fat? My god! He was never svelte but he's gotta be as fat as his Dad now.
 
Going to be honest, I don't think they make clothes that flatter the Sr. and Jr. body types.
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But what it comes down to is that if you're going to be stupid and fat, you'd better round it out by being jolly. An honest smile would make them look better than the peppiest Hawaiian shirt.
 
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