Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[TrainWreckSpotter]

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What do you guys like? As if he cares. This kind of dumb content is just reaching for engagement. He needs to bank some medical expenses for the next stroke and ongoing expenses for the effects of the last stroke.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

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Jack's is probably 10% coffee, 50% milk, 40% sugar

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

I don't drink coffee, but my dad drinks it hot and black. If the coffee grounds are mixed in at the bottom, that's even better.

 

[Flesh Ribbons]

I don't drink coffee, but my dad drinks it hot and black. If the coffee grounds are mixed in at the bottom, that's even better.

I had (mostly) older relatives who were the same way. It seemed like if it wasn't the consistency of coal tar, they weren't drinking it.

 

[AltisticRight]

Jack's is probably 10% coffee, 50% milk, 40% sugar

That sounds like a milkshake.

Well, kind of like this.

i always get a latte fuck the haters #ralphamale

(or a flat white)

(my coffee is 90% milk which is why it tastes good)

 

[Tiresome]

Jack definitely thinks a Keurig always tastes good.

 

[Ihatejackscalfani]

Jack's is probably 10% coffee, 50% milk, 40% sugar

Pretty much spot on.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Yeah like even with the conservative belief Biden will be replaced by someone else, it would be done at the Convention.

Anyway new Jack on the Go

Some people where saying that RFK should be the nomination but he's a loon. And the fact a worm ate his brain doesn't help matters in the least.

Fact is it's going to be Biden and Trump unless something happens like Trump goes to prison between now and then and / or Biden dies.

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How do you know that the sides tasted good when you aren't supposed to eat them Jack? Also, he visited this place a month a go. Does that mean that it took fatty a month to edit this absolute masterpiece of a video?

He's leaning carnivore at this point which is no different than when he was leaning keto.

In other words he's still fucking up his diet.

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Fatty's coffee: piss weak and 4 creams / sugars plus a dozen flavor shots. In other words he's the kind of person that doesn't actually like coffee and is the kind of person that goes to Starbucks.

Jack definitely thinks a Keurig always tastes good.

Keurig has it's place. We have one in the office and it's decent for what you get which is a quick freshly brewed coffee without a lot of the fuss.

Just make sure you don't use it connected to an outlet in the bathroom over a frayed cord surrounded by a hoard of garbage or it might burn your house down.

 

[I am Jack's dead arm]

What do you guys like? As if he cares. This kind of dumb content is just reaching for engagement. He needs to bank some medical expenses for the next stroke and ongoing expenses for the effects of the last stroke.

He's also whined about this type of post several times.

 

[Dead Air]

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/world/...annabis-2-years-was-decriminalized-rcna151408

In other news, Garrett's new homeland is getting ready to re-criminalize weed.

 

[biggacracka]

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/world/...annabis-2-years-was-decriminalized-rcna151408

In other news, Garrett's new homeland is getting ready to re-criminalize weed.

The return of the prodigal son, but the story is fucked up and it's the dad who lost everything?

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

Nine hours later. Much like Jack this just doesn't seem to have much legs to get off the ground.
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There's been a couple of pictures/videos where you can see some of his CPAP stuff (in the kitchen, WTF?) and it was absolutely filthy. I use one and there are some parts you need to clean every day. It's not that big of a deal, basically you just run hot water/Johnson's baby wash through it, but Jack is too stroked out (aka lazy) to do even that. I'm also thinking Jack is using tap water instead of distilled because he's too cheap to pay $1 for a gallon of it at Walmart because it's "free" at home.

That’s a good way to ruin the machine with mineral scale. Your order of preference is distilled >purified > high end bottled water (Fiji, smart water, etc) , city tap water, and dead distant last you use well water. Basically the opposite of what you would drink.

The manufacturers also will deny warranty if the machine is all scaled up with mineral deposits or full of aquarium filter scum like Jack’s CPAP no doubt is. Insurance will also refuse to pay out for a replacement as well. Tammy should do the honorable thing and hook the other end of the CPAP hose up to one of Jack’s smokers.

A lot of closet cases turn to organized religion to suppress it.

I don't know about Jack, but I get a strong closet case vibe from Junior. The question is, if it comes to fruition, would Tammy Jr. divorce him, or is she too CHRISTIAN-UH to entertain such a thing?

Banana Creme Brianna is the only straight Scalfani (including extended family either by blood or by marriage)

The Tammification of bananna cream Brianna will continue until Bri is doing prison outreach to get her cookie licked. Everyone in that family is gay and has food insecurities.

Everyone keeps claiming that Junior has it for teen/young males. I disagree. I think Junior is into black men.

 

[EatBeforeYouEat]

Let's see if he is shameless enough to suggest that he didn't eat any of this. Jack is a known addict when it comes to birria tacos.

 

[AltisticRight]

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Let's see if he is shameless enough to suggest that he didn't eat any of this. Jack is a known addict when it comes to birria tacos.

Those tacos look soggier than wet diapers.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Those tacos look soggier than wet diapers.

If they were soft tacos, it makes sense, but the picture is not good.

 

[I am Jack's dead arm]

Those tacos look soggier than wet diapers.

I guess these are birria tacos with the sauce already on them? Jack probably did this so he wouldn't have to spend 2 extra seconds per bite dipping the taco (and can strokey even dip/eat a taco without mommywife cutting it up?)

 

[densedance]

 

[Postal Dude]

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Bro is literally as big as his dad. That’s insane.

 

[Quixotic Man]

Jack Jr. is just taking advantage of jus primae nacho. The right of the Lord-Manager to have first relations with any expiring food product.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

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Watch as he fucks it up.